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Posts: 18807 (01/30/08 8:00 PM) Admin/Play-By-Play Guru |
Miami Vice music plays in the background.
Ryan: This crowd of over 10,000 people have gathered for superstardom. This is Miami and this is American Idol. |
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Posts: 28835 (01/30/08 8:03 PM) Registered user |
This girl really likes working that meat!
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Capitle |
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Posts: 36 (01/30/08 8:03 PM) |
Look like Paula still has her Omaha high.
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meatball77 |
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Posts: 7519 (01/30/08 8:04 PM) Registered user |
Shannon has a stupid looking hat
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Princess Melissa Lansing |
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Posts: 793 (01/30/08 8:05 PM) Registered User |
You can beat her singing, but you sure as hell can't beat her meat!
Her belching was more in tune than singing. |
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Posts: 97 (01/30/08 8:06 PM) Registered User |
I'm not sure how to feel about this Shannon chick. I mean, on the one hand, she's really freaking hot and has a smoking body. On the other hand, that
belching is disgusting, and her singing makes me want to kill myself.
Ahhh....I have a solution. If she opens her mouth near me, I'm sticking something in it. |
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Posts: 18808 (01/30/08 8:07 PM) Admin/Play-By-Play Guru |
Miami Sound Machine tune plays in the background.
Ryan: Miami, tropical hotspot, beautiful beaches/people, set to the rhythm of the hot latin sound. 10,000 hopefuls made it even hotter. Arena ... lining up to be admitted. Seats fill up. Lots of folks predictably shriek I AM THE NEXT AMERICAN IDOL! Simon/Randy appear lost, going up an escalator. But they ended up next to Paula so all is well. They compliment* her dress. Simon: Verrrry slutttty. 
Shannon McGough, 18, a hamburger grinder from the metropolis of Okeechobee, FL! Whoa! She won Okeechobee Idol! (Did she defeat the other 2 competitors?) She can belch on command. She "wouldn't be devastated by not working with bloody meat anymore." In the audition room ... Simon: You .. handle meat? Randy's eyes get big. 
Crybaby. Too shrieky even for a Janis song, IMO, although she can definitely sing when she wants to. It's just too far out in left field for me. Too.Much.Drama. SImon: I had a late night last night, and you made me feel worse. That was like the Hungarian Janis Joplin. Paula: Goulash ...
She starts singing again. SImon: I urge you not to do this; it sounds like you're eating when you sing. Randy: You're trying to sound like her, like urr ... urr .. urr ... Paula: Melody problems. Shannon: I've never had somebody tell me I sang badly before! Simon: That's why you needed to meet me. Randy: You may be tone deaf, I dunno.
Shannon is SHOCKED.
Outside, she's crying and her parents have no idea why she wasn't hustled off to Hollywood. Mom: I can't believe this! (Mom crying now ... ) SHe's a good singer. SHe's won everything!! |
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The Marquesan Godfather |
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Posts: 10026 (01/30/08 8:07 PM) Registered User |
I can't believe the sound of her mom's voice.
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StarrEise |
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Posts: 6071 (01/30/08 8:07 PM) |
Her mother sounds JUST LIKE HER. Now we know why she never heard that she was such a shitty singer.
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Kenneth |
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Posts: 821 (01/30/08 8:07 PM) Registered user |
This girl truly believes she's good.
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nassaunew |
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Posts: 184 (01/30/08 8:07 PM) Registered User |
Shannon is gorgeous. I don't think that her voice is bad...
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Posts: 18809 (01/30/08 8:08 PM) Admin/Play-By-Play Guru |
Next up, Robbie, who looks like TK from TAR12.
Robbie Carico, from Melbourne. He can definitely sing and he doesn't have to disguise it with a bunch of sound effects. Paula is enraptured! Simon: Quite good. Randy: Nice voice. Kinda cool. Simon: I like that. (Simon and Paula argue.) Simon: Yes. Robbie: THANK YOU SIMON! The other two agree. HOLLYWOOD. His fan club outsice showers him with silly string.
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Posts: 6072 (01/30/08 8:09 PM) |
I would have thought Ryan would be used to things shooting in his face.
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Posts: 18810 (01/30/08 8:09 PM) Admin/Play-By-Play Guru |
Capitle wrote:
Her airplane is still flying somewhere above Miami.
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ketchuplover |
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Posts: 1190 (01/30/08 8:13 PM) Registered User |
fiesta string? is that like silly string? |
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ginaf20697 |
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Posts: 28836 (01/30/08 8:14 PM) Registered user |
If this guy is 27 so am I
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shadycat |
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Posts: 650 (01/30/08 8:16 PM) Registered User |
Yeah, NO WAY is this guy 27. And they are letting him through? wtf.
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Posts: 18811 (01/30/08 8:17 PM) Admin/Play-By-Play Guru |
Ryan: It's midmorning. Girls are representin'. Guys, not so much.
Some guy comes in playing a pan flute. Parade of losers. All guys. Some curse Simon out. Including one built brutha. (Will we ever get a built brutha who can sang???!/1) Ghaleb Emachah, 27. Es Venezolano! Toca la guitarra! Le gusta musica gipsia! Latin music plays in the background. He sings a song "of my country." Something about crushing into love. Decent voice, nothing to write home about. Too damn much vibrato. He misses the high notes badly. Simon: I would like you if I was drunk. Paula: Still have a strong accent. Work on the voice. Simon: YES? or NO? DO you know WHAT SHE SAID? Randy: I'll say yes. You can really sing. (Paula is demonstrating vocal lessons or summat, off to the side of the table. Then she hugs the guy.) Randy: WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD! Simon: So, what was it? Paula: It was a Yes. Randy: Work on the accent. Simon, holding up Paula's coke: NEED SOMEONE TO CHECK THIS CUP! |
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The Marquesan Godfather |
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Posts: 10027 (01/30/08 8:17 PM) Registered User |
He'll be cut in Hollywood
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ginaf20697 |
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Posts: 28837 (01/30/08 8:18 PM) Registered user |
OMG It's The Weathergirls!
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