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how do gay animals do it?
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how do gay animals do it? |
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Posts: 9502 (01/28/08 12:26 PM) Registered User |
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LES2002 |
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Posts: 835 (01/28/08 12:29 PM) I need a hobby |
Most gay pets will dip their front paws in their water dishes before fisting begins.
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merkyl |
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Posts: 48091 (01/28/08 12:30 PM) Registered loser |
Well gays are barely above animals, so it's a mystery.
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Onno |
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Posts: 1013 (01/28/08 12:32 PM) |
You're just saying that hoping that Slip will see it, no?
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UrbanCenter |
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Posts: 9505 (01/28/08 12:32 PM) Registered User |
If gays are barely above animals, I don't see much mystery in that if you ask me.
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Jaleel Johanson |
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Posts: 2544 (01/28/08 12:33 PM) Registered user |
Fortunately, gay couples can't reproduce.
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Visa Declined |
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Posts: 2184 (01/28/08 12:35 PM) Registered User |
animals have anuses too, no?
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UrbanCenter |
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Posts: 9506 (01/28/08 12:35 PM) Registered User |
but no lube...
so who's-it done? |
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speedyforme |
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Posts: 6262 (01/28/08 12:36 PM) Registered user |
a hole is just a hole as I dont recall animals blow each other
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merkyl |
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Posts: 48093 (01/28/08 12:37 PM) Registered loser |
So is UC saying he tried to fuck a male dog but it didn't work?
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ObservingEgo |
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Posts: 5044 (01/28/08 12:37 PM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) |
It's no big deal around here!!!. All of the cats, dogs, squirrels, etc do the same sex cuddle-humping thing all the time. Boy on girl. Girl on boy. Boy on boy. Girl on girl. [It's like a eunuch hump fest!!!] |
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Posts: 1439 (01/28/08 12:41 PM) |
Gay animals don't actually have the sex. They just shop for housewares together and post en masse on Reality Show internet forums.
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 9930 (01/28/08 12:42 PM) Registered user |
Of course the proper answer is "With style"
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Onno |
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Posts: 1014 (01/28/08 12:46 PM) |
very carefully
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Mister Yuck |
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Posts: 1404 (01/28/08 12:55 PM) Registered User |
merkyl wrote: Sometimes we're below them. It depends on our mood. |
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Kimbob the Magnificent |
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Posts: 3097 (01/28/08 1:00 PM) Yes, smarter than you |
Hamdingers wrote: That gave me a giggle. Kimbob the Smiling |
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searcher86 |
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Posts: 1317 (01/28/08 1:19 PM) Registered User |
Teh pair of gay parrots I met would just rub their cloacae together. I didn't check for fluid exchange.
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 Buggles73 |
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Posts: 24011 (01/28/08 1:26 PM) Registered user |
Would gay bulls be like, bears?
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Posts: 3672 (01/28/08 1:32 PM) Registered User |
GAy animals don't wiper their asses so there must be some lube (brown)
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Posts: 2004 (01/28/08 1:45 PM) Registered user |
If you're talking about sex, it's dry humping.
If you're talking about raising babies without a male mate, one of the females will seduce a willing male. Generally, in all species, willing males are not hard to find. |
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UrbanCenter |
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Posts: 9510 (01/28/08 1:48 PM) Registered User |
tell that to Mr. Slippery
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