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some reason he makes me think of Marcell. Hopefully he's not into foam.
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Posts: 506 (01/25/08 9:41 AM) |
For
some reason he makes me think of Marcell. Hopefully he's not into foam.
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Posts: 397 (01/25/08 10:32 AM) |
In honor of the Sucks tradition of hating everyone on first sight:
Andrew - The sad, puppy dog look only goes so far - you're probably the biggest backstabber of the bunch. Hate you. 
Antonia - Is that your real name or your porn name? - Hate you. 
Dale - Oh puh-lease.. you're not half of what you think you are.. get a new look and wipe the constipated smile off your face. Hate you. 
Erik - You know, you're kinda cute and... wait.. did you SHAVE A PATTERN IN YOUR EYEBROW? Loser. Drop dead. Hate you 
Jennifer - Okay, what's with the "look"? You've got the hair of a bull dyke and the face of a lipstick lesbian.. are you a new lipstick bull? Either way, hate you. 
Nikki - I bet you still dot your i's with little hearts. With a "cute" name like that, I would have shot my parents then turned the gun on myself. Hate you. 
Nimma - Nimma? What kind of name is that? Oh, btw, Lisa already HAS the awful red bandanna look. Hate you. 
Richard - HA! I don't even have to read your bio - Pee Wee. Bet your favorite film is "What About Mary?" DOUBLE Loser. Hate you. 
Ryan - Yeah, you could be cute, but you're grinning like a simpleton who was just offered an ice cream cone. Grow up. Hate you. 
Zoi - Get some consonants and we'll talk.. after you lose those STUPID earrings. Hate you. There, now that that's all done, we can watch the show and already hate everyone and hate the winner because they all suck. (For the humor impaired, this is a joke post. Well, except for Richard.. I REALLY hate his stupid hair. He looks like he will be an asshole.)
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chelleforrupert |
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Posts: 7792 (01/25/08 11:04 AM) Registered user |
Synnamin wrote: X, altho Hung was awesome. |
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Posts: 398 (01/25/08 11:28 AM) |
chelleforrupert wrote: Not for me.. Hated Hung when I saw his picture, hated Hung when I saw him on screen, hated Hung when he won. The only time I liked Hung was when he showed a humorous personality in the breakfast cereal creation. |
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Posts: 27002 (01/25/08 12:09 PM) Not a Registered User anymore |
I always hated Hung. I have NEVER liked somebody from a photo and then grew to hate them. They may have gotten boring but never hate.
The only close call was Ozzy but luckily I only set roots on Cristina. 
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Posts: 2054 (01/25/08 12:52 PM) Registered User |
Man Eatter00 wrote:
He looks to me like the big queen (well, one of them) from "Sheer Genius". Was his name Toby? |
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Posts: 1162 (01/25/08 9:20 PM) Registered user |
Queens don't grow sideburns. MMm Ryan and Spike.
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Cousin Oliver |
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Posts: 2654 (01/26/08 1:28 AM) Registered User |
Still, you're cute, and I'm relying on you to last a few episodes, and give me some shirtlessness. If you're as bumbly as Joey Pickles, all the better. Just don't cry when you get the boot, 'kay? |
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Posts: 298 (01/26/08 5:26 AM) |
they brought back Sandee! |
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In Your Dreamz |
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Posts: 243 (01/26/08 10:47 AM) Registered user |
hmpf
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Posts: 1016 (01/26/08 10:59 AM) Registered user |
Man Eatter00 wrote: That was my first thought too. He has that weird little smirky thing going on that made me want to bitch slap Marcel.
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Posts: 1910 (01/26/08 1:13 PM) Registered user |
Ryan zeroed in on his desire to be a chef at the early age of nine when the "toys" at the top of his Christmas list included kitchen utensils, a wok and food dehydrator.Homo Ryan strongly believes in "giving back" as much as possible Top? And...  +  =
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Us Kids Know |
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Posts: 2016 (01/26/08 3:18 PM) |
I just can't believe that every single guy this season looks like a retard and a douche. They're really pulling for a female winner. Spike
would seem non-douchetarded, except the hat and his name is Spike.
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Posts: 278 (01/27/08 1:16 PM) |
Ryan has the potential to be a cutie. When it comes to Top Chef, I always feel it's lacking in male eye candy. I mean, Dale was fun, but the spike in the
middle of his head was kind of annoying. And you know that he probably takes dumps on guy's chests after sex or some crazy shit like that.
It seems like they always cast the similiar looks - "Flamer with big spike in the middle of the head", "Dyke-haired woman", and "Guy with a trademark hat." |
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Funniest thing I've read in ages.
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Awesome
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Posts: 37 (01/27/08 3:27 PM) |
Oops! I somehow cut off my comment to the article. What I would like to know is if there are no "openly gay men," does this mean there are some
closeted ones that will be outed this season?
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Posts: 28784 (01/27/08 4:12 PM) Registered user |
Is it a sign I've been hanging out here too long if I say that ALL the men look gay?
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