Superfan - n - 1) a person who looks like they should be from Hermosa Beach but lives in loser flyover land and who has watched at least episode of survivor 2)
the high school/college friend of a CBS suits' son or daughter who tells daddy that this friend "is like such a huge fan of the show" 3) a
bartender in Santa Monica, 4) an unaccomplished model/actor doing what it takes in SoCal for a break, 5) An ex-Californian who sadly now lives in some lame
loser state with geometric boundaries, 6) anyone associated with beauty pageants who has heard of Survivor, 7) any self-absorbed, nihilist from LA who could be
the missing asshole brother that the band Bush sang about 8) anyone whose job is to make 7s even more 7-like 9) anyone associated with ultimate fighting,
roller derby or pro wrestling, 10) anyone with a least $1,000 invested in body improvements
Jason Siska - college kid with the "look" aka Thing 1 (his clone Eric being Thing 2) is a superfan because of 1 - verified, 2 - possible, 5 - possible.
Eric Reichenbach - college kid with the "look" aka Thing 2 (his clone Jason being Thing 2) is a superfan because of 1 - verified, 2 - possible, 5 - possible.
Alexis - Hometown: Austin, Texas Occupation: Lifestyle Personal Development and Image Consultant ; Motivational Speaker, Worked for Fox Sports is a superfan because 1 - verified, 5 - possible, 6 - possible, 8 - verified, 10-possible
Chet - Age: 47 Hometown: Ford City, Pennsylvania Occupation: Pharmaceutical Customer Service Rep; Beauty Pageant Circuit/Pageant Director/Pageant Coach is a superfan because 6 - verified
Joel Anderson Age: Hometown: Phoenix, Arizona Occupation: Fireman - I didn't think fireman were allowed to have full beards because it would cause gas masks to leak - anyway he's a superfan becausewhen he yells "give me a Slim Jim" he passes for a 9 - verified, 1 - verified, 4-possible, 5-possible, 10-possible (hair removal)
Kathy Sleckman Age: 45 Hometown: Glen Ellyn, Illinois Occupation: ? - could actually be this season's token fan/applicant - but if not then likely she's a 5
Mary Sartain Age: 29 Hometown: Emeryville, Calif Occupation: Loan Officer, Real Estate Investment - 2-likely, 4-possibly in her past, 6-possible, 10-possible
Michael Anthony Bortone aka Mikey B. Age: 33 Hometown: Watertown MA, Los Angeles Occupation: Actor - 4-confirmed, 7-possible, 10-likely
Natalie Bolton Age: Hometown: Houston, Texas, Los Angeles Occupation: Model - Print, , Tradeshow, Theatrical, Commercial - 4-likely, 8-possible, 1-possible, 5 -possible, 10 likely
Tracy Hughes-Wolf Age: 42 Hometown: Fredericksburg, Va Occupation: - 5-likely, 10-possible
For all you suckers out there that like me are fans who applied to S16 and every season before ... who along with 30,000 others wasted say an average $100 on tapes, props, gas getting to vid location, beer for friend to film, UPS shipping cost, Kinkos printing costs ... not to mention the value of your time ...
A big thank you to CBS for the $3,000,000 of ours, their hard core fan base they ripped us for with their farce of an application process. These recruit "Fans" mock us all.
"If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended."
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Jason Siska - college kid with the "look" aka Thing 1 (his clone Eric being Thing 2) is a superfan because of 1 - verified, 2 - possible, 5 - possible.
Eric Reichenbach - college kid with the "look" aka Thing 2 (his clone Jason being Thing 2) is a superfan because of 1 - verified, 2 - possible, 5 - possible.
Alexis - Hometown: Austin, Texas Occupation: Lifestyle Personal Development and Image Consultant ; Motivational Speaker, Worked for Fox Sports is a superfan because 1 - verified, 5 - possible, 6 - possible, 8 - verified, 10-possible
Chet - Age: 47 Hometown: Ford City, Pennsylvania Occupation: Pharmaceutical Customer Service Rep; Beauty Pageant Circuit/Pageant Director/Pageant Coach is a superfan because 6 - verified
Joel Anderson Age: Hometown: Phoenix, Arizona Occupation: Fireman - I didn't think fireman were allowed to have full beards because it would cause gas masks to leak - anyway he's a superfan becausewhen he yells "give me a Slim Jim" he passes for a 9 - verified, 1 - verified, 4-possible, 5-possible, 10-possible (hair removal)
Kathy Sleckman Age: 45 Hometown: Glen Ellyn, Illinois Occupation: ? - could actually be this season's token fan/applicant - but if not then likely she's a 5
Mary Sartain Age: 29 Hometown: Emeryville, Calif Occupation: Loan Officer, Real Estate Investment - 2-likely, 4-possibly in her past, 6-possible, 10-possible
Michael Anthony Bortone aka Mikey B. Age: 33 Hometown: Watertown MA, Los Angeles Occupation: Actor - 4-confirmed, 7-possible, 10-likely
Natalie Bolton Age: Hometown: Houston, Texas, Los Angeles Occupation: Model - Print, , Tradeshow, Theatrical, Commercial - 4-likely, 8-possible, 1-possible, 5 -possible, 10 likely
Tracy Hughes-Wolf Age: 42 Hometown: Fredericksburg, Va Occupation: - 5-likely, 10-possible
For all you suckers out there that like me are fans who applied to S16 and every season before ... who along with 30,000 others wasted say an average $100 on tapes, props, gas getting to vid location, beer for friend to film, UPS shipping cost, Kinkos printing costs ... not to mention the value of your time ...
A big thank you to CBS for the $3,000,000 of ours, their hard core fan base they ripped us for with their farce of an application process. These recruit "Fans" mock us all.
"If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended."
7o62x39
