What did Santa bring you, Suity?
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 Cousin Oliver |
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Posts: 2614 (01/02/08 3:08 AM) Registered User |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 6379 (01/02/08 10:32 AM) Registered User |
Derek on a cracker. And I am going to eat him ALL UP!!!! |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 893 (01/02/08 7:16 PM) |
It must be a big cracker that Derek gets himself impaled on.
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ApprenticeDerek |
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Posts: 36 (01/02/08 8:04 PM) Registered user |
It actually wasn't a cracker. A cracker would be far too classy for me. It was more of a pork rind.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 6381 (01/02/08 9:54 PM) Registered User |
Is that why they call what we did "poking?"
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 894 (01/04/08 10:16 PM) |
Don't be coy, Derek. A stool pigeon suggested to me that it was more like three pork rinds.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 6430 (01/04/08 10:22 PM) Registered User |
Well it's about TIME you got here, you damn whore!!! Convention in town last night? Working late?
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 896 (01/04/08 10:26 PM) |
Well, don't hate me for my fabulous social life. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 6431 (01/04/08 10:29 PM) Registered User |
Get the dick out of your mouth and the cum out of your eyes...there are a lot of threads here that you need to be tending to...
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Pizzathetic |
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Posts: 6921 (01/05/08 9:42 AM) Registered User |
I want Derek's cream in my morning kwafee
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Meow All Day Long |
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Posts: 73 (01/22/08 3:54 AM) Registered user |
Bump. Just because!
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 6699 (01/22/08 10:44 AM) Registered User |
Derek should open a fast-food restaurant where we can all get filled by his cum.
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ApprenticeDerek |
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Posts: 45 (01/22/08 1:48 PM) Registered user |
Hahaha. Thanks for the bump, Meow. If there was a "Jenn is a hot, skinny bitch" thread, then I'd bump that. Suity gives me a great idea.
When Apprentice All-Stars is filmed (and if I get on it), then if there's a sales task, I'll be sure to offer my seed as added-value. Hell, if
Jenn can offer a free BJ with the purchase of some honey, then why can't I offer up a gift-with-purchase? |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 6702 (01/22/08 7:32 PM) Registered User |
Derek, how dare you be so flip when Heath is dead. SHAME on you!!!!
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RichFreak |
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Posts: 2972 (01/22/08 8:10 PM) Registered User |
I can't believe that this thread is still getting posts. Omarosa is back. Gene is gone. Life goes on. Oh, and Suity, if you really are doing Derek,
pictures, please. Maybe a video?
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 6706 (01/22/08 9:25 PM) Registered User |
I'd post shots of Derek's enormous penis, but that would inevitably fuck up the margins. Plus, I would face riddicule from wearing his mother's housedress and wig in the photo (it's the only way he can cum). |
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 MidnightPrince69 |
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Posts: 21465 (01/22/08 9:39 PM) MadStudNYC |
He has a big, fat dick. <3
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RichFreak |
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Posts: 2984 (01/28/08 9:46 PM) Registered User |
It's funny, I thought that Cousin O was doing Derek. Speaking of Cousin O, he hasn't been by here for a while. Please, Suity, release the poor lad from
what ever closet you've locked him up in. Derek isn't worth it.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 6789 (01/29/08 12:03 AM) Registered User |
I already sent an SOS to Cousin O...no idea what has been keeping him? Maybe Derek hit it rich and hired him as a poolboy?
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Bacalaitos |
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Posts: 889 (01/29/08 12:18 AM) Registered user |
Dude you totally gave away Tiffany as your secret source in that interview.
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"Would you like some cream with your honey?"
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