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Posts: 5783 (04/16/08 10:03 AM) Registered user |
Mike Adamle has replaced Joey?
OH MY GOD! Sorry, couldn't resist. Joey is working on with WWE.com now, which is fine because Vinny Mac had him become a shell of his former self. |
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 The Heartbreak Yid |
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Posts: 5582 (04/21/08 8:10 PM) Registered user |
To those of you who still watch this crap, we just witnesses the dumbest segment in the history of "sports entertinment", and yes, thats saying a
lot. we get it, Vince is a republican, and chose to waste 10 minute of our time to prove it.
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1000Proof |
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Posts: 6631 (04/21/08 8:24 PM) Registered user |
So Umaga is a republican?
I almost damn lost it when Barack rock bottomed Hillary 
The Divas were looking kinda nice in their 6 on 6 spat! Cm has a nice rugged sexiness about him. Yummy. Puhleeazzzeee do NOT let Regal win this tournament. How did he make it past the first round? Why is he even IN this? Why is Jericho is this? Great opportunity to push some new blood and they ruin it with adding Khali, Hornswallows, and Regal in the tournament. |
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star jumper |
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Posts: 32527 (04/21/08 9:46 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
1000Proof wrote: ssts Oh and props to Finley for totally botching that dropkick. Holy shit Finley, Khali was right in front of you and you still miss it. ETA: Was I the only one hoping that Michaels and Batista would kiss?
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Marcus Cor Von s Number 1 Fan |
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Posts: 173 (04/22/08 1:36 AM) Registered user |
now obviously this is a joke, but when I came across it I thought it was really funny so I thought I'd share it with you guys
Credit to: PWTorch TAZZ Mike! I've been trying to get a hold of you for days. We're live again on Tuesday and we have a lot to go over. ECW fans were not happy with your debut performance. I'm going to prepare you for the next show. ADAMLE Sounds good, The Tazz. TAZZ It's just Tazz. ADAMLE I understand. We're off the air, so you're out of character. I'll save it for the next EC show. TAZZ It's ECW. ADAMLE I know. I'm going to start calling it EC. Kind of a cool nickname, you know? Like how Beverages and More goes by Bev Mo'. EC is going to be the coolest brand in the entire W. TAZZ You mean WWE. ADAMLE No I don't. Cover! Cover! TAZZ What? ADAMLE Mike the Miz just went for a cover. TAZZ That was days ago. Mike, have you been studying up like I asked? ADAMLE Please don't take that tone with me. I am a highly trained broadcaster with 30 years of experience. I'm worth every penny of the $300,000 Vince is paying me. TAZZ You're getting $300,000 a year!? ADAMLE Wow, you're scary when you scream like that. You should think about becoming a wrestler. TAZZ I was. ADAMLE Really? I'd love to commentate one of your matches; "It's The Tazz taking on Mike the Miz this Sunday at Backlashley!" TAZZ Look Mike, I'm going to play a thirty-second clip of a typical technical wrestling exchange. I want you to call the moves. ADAMLE You're Jamaican me crazy, man. TAZZ Go. ADAMLE Mike the Miz and Shel-DON lock up in the center of the ring. Oh! Mike the Miz hits a figure-four leglock. And another figure-four leglock. Shel-DON counters the figure four leglock with a reverse figure four leglock and Irish figure-four leglocks him into the corner. Shel-DON charges in, and nails a quadruple figure-four leglock! That's pain in sixty-four ways. Where's the beef!? TAZZ Stop! Stop. Please. None of those moves are a figure-four leglock. And why did you say, "Where's the beef?" ADAMLE I like to pepper in my commentary with hip catchphrases. Don't have a cow, man, I just want my MTV. TAZZ Look, we have a six-man tag coming up tonight. Here's a picture of every wrestler in it. I want you to name them. ADAMLE Sure. That's Kofi Kingston, Tommy The Dreamer, The Kane, C.M., Mark Calloway, and Jimmy…ah… Jimmy… TAZZ Jimmy Wang Yang. ADAMLE Right. TAZZ Say it back to me. ADAMLE Jimmy Yang Wang. TAZZ No. ADAMLE Jimmy Wang Tang. TAZZ No. ADAMLE Jimmy Drinks Tang. TAZZ No. ADAMLE Jimmy Yanks Wang. TAZZ No. ADAMLE Are you sure? Cause that sounds right to me. TAZZ I'm sure. ADAMLE Jimmy Tang Wang Yang. TAZZ No! ADAMLE Is the Jimmy part right? It definitely starts with Jimmy? TAZZ Dammit! We're going live on Tuesday! ADAMLE Whoooo! TAZZ Did you just "Whooo?" ADAMLE I'm excited to go live. Whooo! TAZZ Don't do that ever again. ADAMLE When that old guy did it everyone liked it. TAZZ That old guy is a legend in this business, Ric Flair. ADAMLE Yeah, him! I gotta tell you, that segment on Raw with him was one of the fakiest things I've ever seen. They C.G.I.'d those !$!** in, right? TAZZ No, that was real. ADAMLE Yeah right. I know that word you all use round me. Kayfed, right? Now that I work here I really want to know; how many Ultimate Warriors were there? I know there was the original one, and he was real, but then after he died of an overdose they brought in the some skinny guy to be the new Ultimate Warrior. And then he was gone and they brought in a third guy… TAZZ Mike, you have not listened to a word I have tried to teach you! ADAMLE Frankly, someone has been coaching me with a lot more experience than you. He's given me plenty of tips and he's told me that my EC debut last week was stellar. TAZZ Who? ADAMLE The Jim Ross. |
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Marcus Cor Von s Number 1 Fan |
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The Heartbreak Yid |
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Posts: 5588 (04/22/08 8:05 AM) Registered user |
So wait, that WAS the King of the Ring? William Regal IS the King of the Ring? What happened to King of the Ring being one of the top PPVs, and the month
beofore is qualifieng matches? It used to be some young star who wasnt ready for a major title to be put on the map. Now they quietly give it to William Regal
who isnt really a rassler anymore? Next year will the Royal Rumble be on Sunday Night Heat? Does Sunday Night Heat even exist anymore?
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StatelyWayneManor |
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Posts: 5839 (04/22/08 8:14 AM) Registered user |
Regal is a FOV (Friend o' Vince)...thus explaining the push.
Also explaining why Flair was kept on the roster way past his shelf date. I don't care how hot Kelly Kelly is; you couldn't pay me to watch ECW now. Long time no see, Vons Fan! You rule. |
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1000Proof |
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Posts: 6650 (04/23/08 9:46 PM) Registered user |
StatelyWayneManor wrote:Makes sense to me. |
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managerr |
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Posts: 13682 (04/27/08 9:03 PM) Registered user |
Regal is technically only 40, and RAW doesn't have many upper level heels.
Also explaining why Flair was kept on the roster way past his shelf date. Flair was kept on the roster by his choice--he spent all of his money in his early days. (You can google it, his story is well known) He didn't have enough money to retire until just recently. New Champ! Back to the 15-minute HHH promo era! |
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star jumper |
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Posts: 32743 (04/27/08 10:24 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Triple H won?
Full results please. |
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cindidindi76 |
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Posts: 10284 (04/27/08 10:34 PM) Registered User |
Thank God Orton didn't win! Not that it matters, because it'll still be some combo of him, HHH, and Cena going back and forth for it all the time.
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managerr |
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Posts: 13684 (04/27/08 11:49 PM) Registered user |
Triple H won? HHH is the new champ. (JBL-Cena-Orton is the elimination order) Undertaker wins. Evil Divas win. (Beth Phoenix pins Ashley) Big Show beat Khali (crowd chants boring) HBK beats Batista, Jericho acts like a real ref and doesn't interfere Matt Hardy is the new United States Champ! Kane beats Chavo |
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StatelyWayneManor |
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Posts: 5943 (04/28/08 6:55 AM) Registered user |
Triple H won? Shocker :^)
I knew Ric blew all his money. A lot of wrestlers have. He would have been gone a long, long time ago but he is HHH's wrasslin' hero & a FOV. I'm more bummed that Torrie Wilson can't wrestle anymore. How many wrestling threads are there? |
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Marcus Cor Von s Number 1 Fan |
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Posts: 182 (04/28/08 9:27 AM) Registered user |
It's nice to see Politicianmania is still running wild in the WWE as Triple H won the title.
Thank you WWE for reestablishing that you have no faith in the rest of Raw roster. Bottom line: Triple H doesn't need the belt, he's not young to bank on the future like Snitsky is. And it's so freakin' obvious that this is just another step to beat Ric Flair's World Championship record. |
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star jumper |
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Posts: 32763 (04/29/08 12:29 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Wow. A cage match between HHH and Orton at Judgement Day. How exciting.
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cindidindi76 |
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Posts: 10301 (04/29/08 2:03 PM) Registered User |
But...but....it's a steel cage!! A very dangerous steel cage!
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Shelled97 |
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Posts: 176 (04/29/08 5:00 PM) Registered user |
15 feet of unforgiving steel! Careers can be ended in an instant!
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star jumper |
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Posts: 32790 (04/29/08 5:48 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
The only way a ho-hum steel cage match would be interesting is if they were tied together.
A Steel Cage Rope match. |
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managerr |
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Posts: 13696 (05/04/08 8:40 PM) Registered user |
Is Ashley a slut?
The new issue of Rolling Stone Magazine with the girls from "The Hills" on the cover features an article about a high-end escort service in Los Angeles, California. The escort service is run by a woman named "Nici" who would set up beautiful women (Playboy Playmates, Maxim and FHM models, porn stars) with rich clients who would pay up to $25,000 a night for their "services". -- To expound on the story of WWE Diva Ashley Massaro being linked to a Los Angeles based escort service that was recently busted by the FBI, it's not just the ring leader making that claim (Michelle Braun a.k.a. "Nici"), but rather, the FBI as well. According to the article, the FBI tracked down e-mails in which the escort service made travel arrangements for clients, including Ashley Massaro. The article cited FBI search warrant information that turned up e-mails listing travel arrangements made by the escort company for Massaro and others. In the escort service's defense, Braun the ring leader said, "All I do is make the introductions between famous girls and rich guys who want to meet them. I think the rates I charge are justified just to meet these women, even if nothing happens." According to the article, "prominent athletes, TV stars, and Fortune 500 CEOs" were among Braun's clientele. FBI papers omit the names of the men who allegedly paid for the services, yet list the names of Massaro, other Playboy models, a Maxim model, and a few adult film stars. Also, some of the e-mails discuss whether the women allow "fetish" or "GFE" (girlfriend experience). You can see a photo of Massaro on page 52 in the May 15 issue of Rolling Stone featuring the girls from The Hills reality show. In other news, Deuce and Domino are so unimportant these days that they have to dump Cherry on WWE.com and not on the live show. http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/vms/smackdown/2008/may1-7/7017084 |
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