BTW, Bret is a lying fucktard, he's 44, almost 45.
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Rock of Love 2 - Daisy's lips vs Heather's hair
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PeachessandCreeams wrote: This is great! 
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PeachessandCreeams wrote: Did these two go to the same plastic surgeon? I loved Frenchie! |
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PeachessandCreeams wrote: Did these two go to the same plastic surgeon? I loved Frenchie! |
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Posts: 8037 (01/14/08 1:14 PM) Registered user |
QuiltRicky wrote:
 x a billion! SPOT ON!
Wiki says he's 44. And, yes, aggreeance with the wig/weave thing he has. It's about as fake as that bulge in his crotch on the Vh1 shot. Just go bald already! No one going to care, BELIEVE me. !
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My favorite part of the show was that the ugly French chick's sub titles had a bad French accent
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Posts: 1285 (01/14/08 11:36 PM) Registered User |
In those subtitles, it was spelt, 'iz' for is.
I like Ambre and Kristy Jo as they stand out as possibly sane. I think there are a lot that are trashy pretty and possibly worth good money for a night. |
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Posts: 65 (01/15/08 1:08 PM) Registered user |
I think that's pretty shitty of Bret to have one of the girls tell that drunk chick that her tour is over. Bret needs to be man enough to do it himself.
There were two girls while I was watching who I thought were twins. I had a hard time telling them apart. One was that fug Angelique and the other was Aubry. I thought they were related until they opened their mouths and one had the french accent and the other didn't. They don't look as much alike in their cast photos - the lookalike to Angelique is wearing a bandana. Angelique reminds me of one of those Barbie twins (were they the ones who had plastic surgery or am I confusing them with someone else?). Why did he let Erin go? She's pretty (prettier than the majority of the remaining ones), cool and seems intelligent (comparatively speaking). He claims there wasn't much to their connection and interaction. Guess that means she wasn't skanky enough. You mean to tell me there's more "substance" to Megan ("heee hee I love Bret Michaels. Me and him forever hee hee")?! Based on what I saw in episode one, she's about as vapid as they come. I never saw her on "Beauty and the Geek" so please tell me there's some intelligence there. Although I will give her props for the line about Bret courtesy kissing some old lady. That was had me laughing my ass off. Oh, and I hate the way Ambre spells her name too. |
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I'm guessing he let Erin go because she babbled about MySpace and it reminded him too much of talking to one of his kids or something. Or are they too
young for that? He probably didn't get the "desperate skank" vibe from her, so she had to go. What the hell was she doing on this show anyways?
She seemed so out of place.
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ANDand19 wrote: i knew i had seen that bitch before!!!! i was like, where have i seen her before? that tanning show on E! ??? so you think you can dance??? the bachelor??? WHERE!!! but now i know! LOL |
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LOL those pics! He doesn't really want any love relationship. He still talks about women as if they were commodities you purchase. I'll have a lb.
of those "great lips." What he has to choose from, and what he wants are a perfect fit.
He probably didn't get the "desperate skank" vibe from herExactly. She was talking to him like he was a normal guy, and it was a first date. She didn't realize he's actually looking for a whore.
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Why did he let Erin go? She's pretty (prettier than the majority of the remaining ones), cool and seems intelligent (comparatively speaking).That's coz she spends a lot of time on myspace. Everything she knows, she learned on myspace, or so she said, and I saw no reason to doubt it.
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So a guy can't want love but still enjoy a nice piece of ass every once in a while? Those things are mutually exclusive? Please. Join the real world.
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Posts: 8345 (01/19/08 3:02 PM) Registered User |
Except Bret's not looking for love. He says as much in most of his interviews and such, so it just makes him look even dumber when he tries to pretend he
is on his show.
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Posts: 5900 (01/19/08 3:34 PM) The Real American Psycho |
Bret's getting paid to have sex and party with groupies, much like he has his whole life since Poison.
Big deal. Looking for love??? Yeah, sure he is. 
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I am SO glad there are other people who have noticed - because all anyone ever says when I mention the whole "hair piece attached to the bandanna"
thing, they say "really?".
He has several customized wig/bandanna ensembles so he can wear the bandanna around his forehead. It looks incredibly fake especially when they show they top of his head (when he leans in to kiss one of the tramps, etc.). Apparently not many people question why we NEVER see him without a hat or a bandanna on his head. That is what Jess found out in Rock of Love 1 that probably caused her to step back! She found out -- wait a minute -- in reality he LOOKS like a 44 year old partied out rocker! And the partying for the camera is NOT how he lives his life everyday (obviously). He should have picked Rodeo. I also find it amusing that some of the girls are commenting about the "old" women in the competition -- and yet they are BRET'S AGE! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! |
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cindidindi76 wrote: Yep. Bret was on Conan last night, and was like "I'm looking for love..." and Conan burst out laughing and then demanded that Bret admit he
isn't really looking for true love, and Bret was like "Well, yeah, I'm not. But play along."
Not that I care. |
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I can smell the gonorrhea through the tv screen.
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Apparently not many people question why we NEVER see him without a hat or a bandanna on his head.Shit I pointed that out on episode one of last season. |
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