Anyone got a picture of him?
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Bruce Dickson- I'm Saving my Anal Cherry for Daddy (Now with HD video!)
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 Kelzfan123 |
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Posts: 5 (01/16/08 10:39 PM) Registered user |
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suckshardcore |
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Posts: 10307 (01/16/08 10:41 PM) Registered user |
I would have thought it was cute/nice if he had both the heart and the lock and he was just saving the necklace for the right girl but the dad having the other
half was just totally creepy.
You know they totally rejected him for the creeper factor too, they've let shittier people through. |
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ILovegreeneyes |
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Posts: 3577 (01/16/08 10:45 PM) I need a life |
suckshardcore wrote: yeah, I thought the heart and key thing was quite sentimental until his dad had the heart part. Then I was like ick.... and it made no sense to it
anyway...why wouldn't he have the heart and the key and then give the key to the girl he finds and then she holds the key to his heart? lame fuckers
messed up a perfectly good schtick for getting that poor kid laid A LOT!
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 6602 (01/16/08 11:11 PM) Registered User |
Kelzfan123 wrote: www.virgin.org/BruceDickson |
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Capitle |
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Posts: 13 (01/16/08 11:14 PM) |
ILovegreeneyes wrote: Yeah...it was a bit contrary of Simon to reject that Kyle (?) for his weird eyes but put through the woman with a fake eye that isn't even the same
color. It was hidden by a hair strand in the audition but that trick won't wash for very long.
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CastaLay |
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Posts: 218 (01/16/08 11:40 PM) Registered user |
That was cweepy.
Just like Jessica Simpson's promise ring that her Daddy gave her as a pledge to stay a virgin. |
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Sigvold |
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Posts: 7167 (01/16/08 11:43 PM) Registered User |
He set the Celibacy Movement back decades.
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MikiBoi |
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Posts: 946 (01/17/08 12:23 AM) Registered user |
He set the Celibacy Movement back decades.I don't think it was ever ahead. I bet he can't leave the house now without being made fun of or beat severely. I feel like if he won Idol from some miracle, we would see a Diane Sawyer interview that he was in a relationship with his dad or something. |
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Merely |
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Posts: 2683 (01/17/08 12:24 AM) Registered User |
There should be more guys like Bruce Dickson.
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MikiBoi |
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Posts: 948 (01/17/08 12:29 AM) Registered user |
I agree with you, it's really sweet to see a guy these days like him, plus he is cute as. Just feel bad for him cause he will get made fun of pretty bad
for it.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 6605 (01/17/08 12:37 AM) Registered User |
Oh please...he is a budding Homo and THRILLED to have an excuse to not have to kiss Yucky Girls.
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Sardonically Irreverent |
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Posts: 11975 (01/17/08 12:50 AM) Registered user |
Merely wrote: Why? Is there an advantage to being molested by your father that I'm unaware of? |
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chuck you farlie |
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Posts: 697 (01/17/08 3:11 AM) Registered user |
Where is Mommy in this sick incestuous picture? Buried in the backyard?
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Crappysucks |
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Posts: 4534 (01/17/08 5:57 AM) Registered user |
ILovegreeneyes wrote: Maybe the whole point is when he finally finds his 'girl' him and Dad double team her. |
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ILovegreeneyes |
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Posts: 3580 (01/17/08 6:31 AM) I need a life |
^^ yeah, maybe dad has to giver her a "test run" to make sure she's worthy of Bruce's special gift.
I'm all for virginity pleadges, at least until 18, but to never have even kissed a girl? wtf is that about? How the fuck does he think he'll get some girl to even date him if he doesn't at least kiss her? I bet he'll be a shitty lay, uptight rigid fucker. |
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The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL |
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Posts: 3117 (01/17/08 7:51 AM) Registered User |
After last night, I'm not liking his chances of ever getting laid. The vagina getting ability certainly took a huge hit when the lock and key came out.
(except for some of you sick fucks on here, who I am sure would like to defile his precious little flower.) |
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Posts: 53 (01/17/08 9:43 AM) |
So call me a sick f@&% but I want to watch Bruce and his father have hot daddy/boy sex.
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Posts: 111 (01/17/08 10:06 AM) |
Well if his dad passes it up (which seems unlikely), I wouldn't mind taking one for the team.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 6607 (01/17/08 11:01 AM) Registered User |
ILovegreeneyes wrote: How about his assertion that "my first kiss will be the woman I marry on our wedding night?"
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suckshardcore |
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Posts: 10320 (01/17/08 11:05 AM) Registered user |
Yeah the "I'm going to have my first kiss on my wedding day" thing was stupid as fuck.
How exactly does he intend on dating a girl for a period long enough to find out if she's the right one and to propose, get married etc if he never kisses her? Clearly he has not only not kissed a girl but he has also not ever met or talked to a girl. |
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