It's this year's version of The Cowardly Lion Girl from last year.
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 pjadedd |
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Posts: 5687 (01/15/08 9:49 PM) Registered User |
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she314 |
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Posts: 2794 (01/15/08 9:49 PM) Registered user |
Oh shit. I'm pissed we didn't see Big Ass Beardy's audition
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MrWhiteFolks |
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Posts: 234 (01/15/08 9:49 PM) Registered user |
Christina -Princess Leia.
She looks like the chick that was on Square Pegs that had the braces (SJP's best friend). She should bang Milo. |
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babycakes307 |
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Posts: 10147 (01/15/08 9:50 PM) Registered user |
The "low energy" guy was kinda cute.
I hate this star wars chick already. |
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hossc |
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Posts: 12582 (01/15/08 9:50 PM) Registered User |
Somewhere, Howie Gordon masturbates furiously...
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MrWhiteFolks |
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Posts: 235 (01/15/08 9:51 PM) Registered user |
hossc wrote: Nope no jealousy here - couldnt care less. Just callin' it like I see it. |
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elvindeath |
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Posts: 89 (01/15/08 9:51 PM) Registered User |
You know ... on behalf of real Star Wars fans everywhere, I hope this unibrow she-male chokes on a wookie hairball and dies. What a freak.
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she314 |
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Posts: 2795 (01/15/08 9:51 PM) Registered user |
I only have some concealer on to hide my acne.
..... Thanks for sharing! |
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April R |
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Posts: 3665 (07/25/07 3:00 PM) Registered user |
damn I thought she was going to be far worse than this.
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1982pacman |
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Posts: 612 (07/25/43 2:00 PM) Registered User |
Did she attribute that song to Roger Daltry?
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StarrEise |
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Posts: 5877 (07/25/46 3:00 PM) |
this chick's got a career in corrections ahead of her.
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Posts: 18469 (07/25/12 2:00 PM) Admin/Play-By-Play Guru |
Ryan: As the afternoon goes on, the auditions go down hill.
More rejects. More parade of t.ears. More bad energy. 
More bizarre looking peeps. Good lawd, I know that guy with the glasses who'll "find out what that means" or summat.
Christina Tolisano, 24. From Connecticut. There's nothing in her hometown, except she might become a corrections officer. Looks like Princess Leia! Talks like Princess Leia! She'll name her kids after Star Wars! (I'm NOT waiting for young Jabba to ask how he got his name, okay ...) Ryan: You know what I want to be with you. Christina: Huh? What? Ryan: THE FORCE! Her grandparents outside, talk to Ryan. They think she'll do "pretty good." Inside ... Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me Not exactly horrid when she sings softly, but not something I'd want to listen to again, either. And the louder she sings, it gets worse. Randy: That was a strange audition. Leia: The hair, or the audition? Randy: Welllllll ....... Leia: People call me a dork. I use it as a positive. Hopefully you hear the voice, not just see the dork. I'm a goofball. I love it. Simon: Nothing wrong with that. Randy: No. Leia: I think you need a goofball. Paula: No. Simon: No. Give my love to the Wookie. Outside ... Christina, crying: They didn't think I'm right! I'm sick of f***ing trying to prove myself to people! She gets a post-failure confessional.
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MrWhiteFolks |
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Posts: 236 (07/25/16 2:00 PM) Registered user |
She looks like Brittany Murphy in Clueless before the makoever. However, her body wasnt THAT bad!
Her parents are 893 years old. |
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April R |
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Posts: 3667 (01/15/08 9:54 PM) Registered user |
I swear to god this Brooke chick is the love child of Rachel and TK
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elvindeath |
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Posts: 90 (01/15/08 9:55 PM) Registered User |
You know, I keep trying to talk my wife into hiring a Nanny. I'd kind of like one liek that. You know - one that's hot and that I can dupe into
blowing me after she tucks the kids in.
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hossc |
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Posts: 12583 (01/15/08 9:55 PM) Registered User |
I want this girl to have my babies...<3 <3
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MrWhiteFolks |
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Posts: 237 (01/15/08 9:56 PM) Registered user |
Brook White. Kinda looks like Faith Hill.
I have twins and she nannies twins. Seems like she has a good heart. Comes across as about 54, not 24. Juice Newton meets Faith Hill. Actually kind of refreshing to see a hot chick who doesnt act like a complete slut. My favorite of the night. No brainer. |
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babycakes307 |
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Posts: 10148 (01/15/08 9:56 PM) Registered user |
this chick doesn't look 24. More like 34. Her voice is nice.
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1982pacman |
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Posts: 613 (01/15/08 9:56 PM) Registered User |
She's got a Juice Newton thing going on....
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Posts: 18470 (01/15/08 9:56 PM) Admin/Play-By-Play Guru |
Brooke White.
Last audition for the day. Reddish-blond hair, 24 years old from AZ recently moved to Calif. She's a Nanny!
Inside ... She's never seen a "Rated R" movie. Parents, guidelines, etc ... no drinking/smoking/yadda-yadda ... Says she's married for 3 years now. Like A Star. Nice, nice voice. Another Carrie!?
Randy: I like you. Something kind-of ... pure. Simon: I think you are sincere. Nice voice. We can bring you over to the dark side. Brooke: I dare you! Simon: Give me a week, Brooke! Unanimous, HOLLYWOOD. |
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