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I'm bored so I thought I'd trace some parallels between the half-assers and former All-Stars from the 1st season.


James = Poopert
Now don't get me wrong, I love James and despise Poopert with every inch of my sould, but they do have eerie similarities. Both huge fan favorites despite being dumb as a box of bircks and getting blindsided. But have over the top love from the general public even though undeserved.

Parvati = Amber
Probst said it himself, so I guess it speaks volume. Both underseving of a second chance 6th placers who barely did anything in their original season and whom's inclusions have raised eyebrows from the general public as well as the Sucks community. Both used the spread your legs startegy and Parvati probably has a good shot at winning for the same reasons Amber won.

Cirie = Kathy
Older females who were pegged by most people to go out early, but gained huge fan support by showing off top notch strategic skills and coming close to winning.

Ozzy = Colby
Immunity whores driven to win and both got second place. Generally liked by people because of that reason and women find them easy on the eyes. Both considered grossly overrated by Survivor geeks who overlook the physical aspect of the game.

Amanda = Alicia
Strong women who kinda make you wonder why they're on an All-Star version. Both rather indifferent towards the general public.

Fairplay = Hatch
Over the top, egomaniac vilains who know they don't have a shot in hell at winning an All-Stars version but were simply put there to ruffle up feathers. Fairplay is bound to leave a classic moment on his way out the door like Hatch did.

Eliza = J-Lew
It pains to compare them since I LOVE Eliza and despise J-Lew, but they are both big mouths who lacked strategic skills in their first season but left somewhat of an impression. Neither will be on anyone's radar because of their first performance.

Ami = Jerri
Very memorable female vilains (at least the way the general public sees them) who will try to polish up their image on an All-Star version.

YauMan = Rudy
Old guys who were instantly fan favorites and came close to winning. Yau will most likely be cannon fodder like Rudy was.

Jonathan = Mariano
I almost want to slit my wrist for comparing Jonathan to that walking douchebag, but they do fit. Both huge antagonizers who pissed off everyone and were voted off rather early for All-Stars because of it. Both of them had their whole first season practically revolved around them until they got booted. They also both have a cult fanbase.