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"You didn't tell me how wonderful I was on Letterman! plus you did a lousy job of sucking my balls until they were no longer wrinkled month old russet potatoes! Gene, you makeup wearing, no talent, misongynistic, racist, chavunistic, bastard-YOU'RE FIRED! And don't even think of shaking Ivanka's hand again! Oh, and by the way, I purposely uploaded the entire KISS catalog to every computer in the known universe. Not that more than a handful of people actually want to hear you warble like a sick duck, Gene, it was just to piss you off so one will ever purchase that inane foreign language sounding Oxycontin hillbilly inspired broken city bus sounding trash ever again! And I personally contacted Billboard-yes, I have that power! All mentions of Kiss or God forbid Gene Simmons will be forever stricken from any and all Billboard charts, past, present and future from this day forward! Plus I contacted my best friend God and he agrees you're a slimeball piece of trash! Even Satan, my second best friend and the guy I sold my soul to is thinking up ways of making sure you don't even come close to Hell! Come to think of it, Gene, if I hadn't been dropping massive amounts of acid the day I was casting you wouldn't have even been on this show in the first place! Now get out of my sight before I have all your blood drained for my new line of Trump comic books!"

Calls out to lobby: "Don't let this piece of trash take the elevator! Make him walk down the BROKEN staircase!"

"What the fuck was I thinking??? This was supposed to be CELEBRITY APPRENTICE!!! So, um, you, um, what's your face...who's it?...oh, geez, who the fuck are you anyway...um, um, um, oh yeah...no, that's not it...FUCK!...um, oh yeah, Ivanka, YOU'RE FIRED! Wait a minute, aren't you my daughter?"

What I wrote was really hard on Gene and as tough skinned as he is, he still isn't going to enjoy reading that and quite frankly I don't want to make powerful enemies of people like Gene in part because Gene is Jewish and the central character in the film I am writing is also Jewish

www.cuttingconfessionsfilm.blogspot.com

The central character is a really terrific and unique girl and I've learned a great deal about Jewish people as I've pursued this project-for one example, about 25% of the children of Israel live in poverty, which most people would find surprising. Gene is obviously well connected and there's a good chance I may be doing business with someone he knows at some point. So I think it's a good idea to let people know I'm joking and most anything I write here isn't to be taken serious. Yeah, Gene looks out for Gene over and above all else but so do most people. And naturally since he's created this marketing brand in KISS he wants to protect it any way he can, for which I can't blame him. An interesting and entertaining read is David Lee Roth's (also a Jewish guy) book Crazy From The Heat-among other things, he describes going to great lengths to protect the Van Halen name as they came to prominence-almost clandestine like in regards to protecting souvenir t-shirts and the like. Being a successful musician or anythuing else is TOUGH and a LOT of WORK-if you do it right.