I'll bet every guy who fucks him rolls him back over afterwards and says, "I wish I could quit you." Then he gets up and leaves and
"forgets" to call the next day.
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Posts: 879 (01/06/08 1:42 AM) Registered user |
I've never seen any of his movies.
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Posts: 366 (01/06/08 7:46 AM) |
The only one I clearly remember is Donnie Darko. I had to watch it twice to make sure I "understood" it. It wasn't bad, but it
wasn't great. Best part of it was watching Swayze play a peado.
However, FWIW I did read somewhere that someone was asserting Jake is gae. They said he spent several hours on his knees proving it. ::shrug:: |
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Posts: 15292 (01/06/08 9:45 AM) |
OK this isn't a Maggie thread
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Posts: 868 (01/06/08 9:46 AM) Registered User |
wtf he isn't fat. he's starting to look kinda like jason from the hills though and that's scary.
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Posts: 907 (01/06/08 10:41 AM) Needs a Life - Deluxe |
Woody's pecker? |
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Posts: 233 (01/06/08 11:26 AM) Registered user |
Woody's pecker looks a bit like Bozo's nose.
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Posts: 5320 (01/06/08 12:43 PM) Registered user |
Where's Woody's ass?
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Clearly airbrushed.
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Wasn't he the gay guy on Brokeback Mountain?
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Posts: 12362 (01/06/08 2:45 PM) Registered User |
Nice Jakey auction ( uh, I know this stuff is great.Ahem)
http://cgi.ebay.com/JAKE-GYLLENHAAL-8X10-ART-PHOTO-COLLECTION -24-PICS-HOT_W0QQitemZ200189217512QQihZ010QQcategoryZ60329QQ |
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Posts: 6324 (01/06/08 2:48 PM) Registered User |
why would I pay 99 bucks for pics I can get from OT for free?
of someone I don't even know, no less? |
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Posts: 12363 (01/06/08 2:50 PM) Registered User |
There's lots of disposable income out there. Good for the ecomomy..
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Posts: 1821 (01/06/08 4:25 PM) Registered user |
Every time I see this topic, I think of the Ugly Betty season one episode where everybody hates on a character named "Fat Carol" who's every bit
as zaftig as Jake.
Even with a few extra pounds, I'd still hit it. |
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Posts: 597 (08/05/08 2:23 PM) |
Christmas wedding for Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal Loved-up couple Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are to tie the knot at the end of the year. Currently lensing for his new £100 million epic adventure film, Prince of Persia, in Morocco, Jake is believed to have told friends that he and 32-year-old Reese will marry on or around his birthday on December 19. "He told me he had proposed several times but she kept telling him she wanted to give their relationship more time," a source told the Mail On Sunday. "When he asked again a couple of weeks ago, she finally said yes." Earlier this year, the Walk The Line star and her two children moved across the pond into a £1.9 million house in the cosmopolitan district of Notting Hill to be closer to Jake while he filmed in London. The gorgeous couple have been dating since 2007, following Reese's divorce from gay porn actor Ryan Phillippe. |
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Yeah, I really thought this was going to be about maggie.
Odd story -- I was watching an old episode of Molto Mario and they were both sitting at the counter as guests. WTF? |
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Posts: 206 (08/05/08 2:33 PM) |
yukugajoob wrote: i think that blind item was tom cruise during the early 80's when he sucked off one of the village people.
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none of the Village People were gay
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Posts: 22953 (08/05/08 2:48 PM) |
Maggie SUCKED in the Dark Knight
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