Trump really fired Derek because he oozed so much sexiness, he made Trump question his own sexuality.True dat, Cousin O.
In fact, Air Force Amy never had a real orgasm until Derek filled her up wiv his cum
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Sigvold |
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Trump really fired Derek because he oozed so much sexiness, he made Trump question his own sexuality.True dat, Cousin O. In fact, Air Force Amy never had a real orgasm until Derek filled her up wiv his cum
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Cousin Oliver |
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*heavy sigh*
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shawnoverboard |
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Cousin Oliver wrote: *whimpers* |
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love like a bomb |
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"You met me, you slept with me, you never called me again."
"Turns out, you weren't excited to see me." |
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SuitSnob |
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shawnoverboard wrote: Shawnoverboard- Let me make one thing clear: I AM THE ALPHA SUIT FETISHIST ON THIS SITE!!! Don't be all steppin' on my territory, bee-yotch!!! |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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HAHAHAHAHAHA. Did someone just call himself an alpha male? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, and topic. "You're from MENSA. Fired!" |
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shawnoverboard |
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SuitSnob wrote: surely, there's room for a beta or gamma...just park me on a chaise, and I'll be fine |
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SuitSnob |
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Miss Alley Shack wrote:
I just said "Alpha" there IS such a thing as an Alpha Bitch you know...or in your case, and Alpha Ho.
And Siggy beat you to the MENSA joke already. |
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ApprenticeDerek |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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I just said "Alpha" there IS such a thing as an Alpha Bitch you know...or in your case, and Alpha Ho.I think Alpha Ho outranks Alpha Bitch. |
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SuitSnob |
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Miss Alley Shack wrote: But we ar eonly talking about having a Suit Fetish....can't you just let me be #1 and happy with it? Isn't being the Number One Whore of the Universe enough to sate your out-of-control ego? |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Hah, look who's talking about out-of-control egos, Mr "I Want Tarek, Derek, Wes, and Brent Because I Am The
Ultimate Suit Slut" Snob.
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SuitSnob |
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(switching the labels on Miss Alley's KY Jelly and Vick Vapor Rub)
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Miss Alley Shack |
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The vapor rub was meant for you, my dear, what with your constant phlegm problems and all.
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SuitSnob |
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An unfortunate side-effect of cathcing Syphillus from sharing a toilet seat with you, my dear.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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That's not what I heard through the grapevine, Suity. You most likely caught it from one of the three boys you were with in that toilet at that time. You
really should have used protection when getting those poor and starving illegal Mexican immigrants to service you in exchange for food.
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Sigvold |
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Siggy -- you've got the wrong woman. It was this one... |
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Cousin Oliver |
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Sigvold |
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Yeah -- and now you got competition from loudmouth James of all people. I must admit I did like James in The Goonies with all his booty traps.
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mocha frappuccino |
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Nadia - Ordering food late and making the actors go hungry?!?! WTF?
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