Please with those lollipop headed Jon Benet's you tell me Claire won? Right and daddy wants his "little girl" to be self sufficient so she will stop showing him why she is still a little little girl via a shaved vadge.
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GlamsSlam |
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Well in between my calls notifying child services that there is more than "sparkling" going on at the BQ house.. maybe that is what they call it but
at my house it was called "diddling" anyway what the fuck was Little Miss Sunshine on the show for.... I missed Super Freak?
Please with those lollipop headed Jon Benet's you tell me Claire won? Right and daddy wants his "little girl" to be self sufficient so she will stop showing him why she is still a little little girl via a shaved vadge. |
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This show just made me feel so sad for pageant daughter. She's going to get slapped in the face really hard when she gets out in the world. She's OK
looking but not a raving beauty but who knows they maybe saving up for plastic surgery too for her. I was embarrassed for her when she couldn't read
crutches in that post swap montage.
The other families oldest daughter may not be popular or hott but I think she will adjust to adult life a lot easier. I just wished we'd been shown her interacting outside the home with some other teens. I'm not too thrilled with this current princess culture that is so popular (thanks to Disney!) with the younger girls these days but I think that her mom will ensure there are other influences in her life other then playing at pretty princess. Between this show and the second Nanny show I am sad about how some parents are just seeing their kids as things to mold, live vicariously though, or just use for their own purposes. |
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dannystultz |
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Funny how the BQ's parents believe looks matter. Guess they're the exceptions.
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SuitSnob |
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bubbs72 wrote: Hopefully pregnant from a Mexican busboy with Herpes.
My God...Barbie's parents couldn't be more guilty of Child Abuse if they were beating her with a studded belt. What are they going to do if their precious daughter gets in a disfiguring accident? Or a bad case of Cystic Acne? And how the fuck did two such BUTT-UGLY people create a beauty queen daughter? And does JonBennet know how much spit she has probably consumed from pissed-off waitresses over the years? The Quaker Oats family was a bit more within the scale of normalcy...but do they realize that if Feminist Warrior Daughter wants a high-powered job she will have to learn to put herself together for the corporate world, no diffrently than a man has to learn how to groom and dress himself? I want the honor of being the first one this season to post this: MY GOD...WHERE DO THEY FIND THESE PEOPLE?!??!?! |
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Nat57 |
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My cousin got her daughter into pageants when she was under 5yrs old. She had beautiful long hair and a cute little figure (not that cute of a face however)
and she won lots of little trophies.
She wasn't a good student in high school and has now graduated and still living at home with no job and no idea what she's going to do with her life. She'll probably find some older guy with money to marry her and support her. |
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stuckatseven |
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This episode was a riot. I love dumb people.
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Lovejonze |
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I didn't see all of this, I was watching Crowned, which is where the BQ family will end up some day. I got an icky feeling about the BQ's dad. Seems
like he is a little too in to his daughter's average looks. The fact that two ugly people could produce a daughter that isn't as ugly as them has gone
to their heads. Mom and Dad - she isn't all that.
The daughters in the other family will grow up to be doctors, lawyers or CEOs. The best the BQ can hope for is to marry a doctor, lawyer or CEO. One is guaranteed, the other is not - especially since she is a lazy, rude moron. Good on the feminist mom for pointing out on tv that she cheated on her homework and how embarrassing it must be for her to admit this. I think I hate the BQ dad more than the mom. He says Feminist mom is degrading his daughter by teaching her about women that have made a difference with their brains and then goes on to call feminist mom a pig. He is the degrading one, for thinking his daughter will only be good for one thing in her life. Something tells me, he wants to be first in line. |
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pageant daughter. She's going to get slapped in the face really hard when she gets out in the world. She's OK looking but not a raving beautyBQ's teeth and mouth were fucked up. She talked like she was wearing false teeth. Can plastic surgury actually fix a problem like that? I think it would only make it worse. 2 Legit P.S. Loved how she couldn't take the waitress being "mean" to her. Boo-fuckin'-Hoo, Bitch. They should have made her stick it out for a whole shift not just waiting one table. |
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So can someone explain to me how a girl is supposed to become "a strong powerful
woman" when she is home schooled? Seems to me the kid was picked on by "popular" kids and the parents pulled her out. Now by definition
wouldn't a strong powerful woman need to learn to survive in public school?
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SuitSnob |
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I loved how when Quaker Mom asked JonBennet to name famous American women she was like "um....Oprah? And...um...that lady who sat on the bus?"
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relativiti |
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I don't get why the Quaker Mom wouldn't accept Oprah as a famous American? She brought herself up from nothing to what she is today. I personally
would say Oprah could be a great role model for someone wanting to look up to a strong woman.
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I think the Quaker mom wanted Alicia to try to name another strong female besides Oprah who everyone in the free world knows. Oprah was a nice pat pageant
answer. I completely agree that Oprah would cross my mind first but I think FemMom wanted Alicia to try to come up with someone else who also is a strong
female but might not be the first person on the tip of your tongue. I could see the wheels in Alicia's mind spinning and burning trying to come up with
another answer. I always thought Rosa Parks "stood up" for civil rights not "standed up". I do hope Alicia's teachers watched last
night's episode.
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relativiti |
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See I took it as she did not accept Oprah because she considers Oprah a TV personality. I get the sense the Quaker family may not own, or does not watch a good
amount of TV.
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Carboys Desire |
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Maybe she did not accept Oprah because not EVERYONE loves Oprah. I can't stand that heffer.
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I have to think that Oprah as an Entertainment personality would be considered less of a woman of accomplishment because of the profession.. Entertainment
people, sports figures are too often role models in this country.. we have many people virtually ignored or in this case relegated to the "woman who stood
up on the bus" as a reference.. and since it was sitting not standing she managed to get even that wrong.
Feminist mom wasn't allowing her daughters to be themselves.. ironic since that is what she was saying to BQ daughter "be yourself" well to her own Little Miss Sunshine that meant dressing up and playing princess.. even dad figured out that she could have character and still be "girlish" when SHE CHOSE to be. Even the eldest daughter didn't realize that she was a pretty girl and that did not take away from her accomplishments or plans in life. But Sparkle, jesus.. mom was a fug.. hell fug isn't even a strong enough word and obviously NOT popular, pretty or whatever and took that kid to the Jon Benet Paris Hilton School of Sluts and Models and thought that was a good idea for life.. meanwhile Daddy Dearest is definitely doing more than spray on tanning with a bathing suit on.. |
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relativiti |
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Oh and who spends 135 on a single picture? My guess is they got scammed at the mall by those "You're so hot you should be a model" people and shelled out a ton of cash for the pictures/training seminar. Also I wish I had a screen cap, but there was one picture they kept flashing that had a close up of her face in like a black Dr. Zhivago type hat that I think all these BQ people seem to have, it must be a prerequisite. It was very JonBennet/Show mom and dads. God I miss that show. |
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dannystultz |
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The one thing that's pissing me off about this show is every week we see one member of the family drive off and call it quits. It's becoming mega
annoying. I hope the producers threaten to sue them for breach of contract. It almost seems scripted how it happens every fucking episode.
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bubbs72 |
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In the Chevy Tahoe story, Pag Mom is quoted as saying that her transparently mega doofus daughter is an "honor student." Bwahaha!!!
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someonestolemyfries |
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ImALittleDespot wrote: All that means is that her parents are smarter than ninth graders. |
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