Miss Alley Shack wrote:
You'd be amazed at what a gal can learn during a trip to Japan.
Oh! So that's why you smell like old Sushi down there!
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Posts: 6360 (12/29/07 9:56 PM) Registered User |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 887 (12/30/07 2:39 AM) |
Oh! So that's why you smell like old Sushi down there!You have referred to my sex in the last few days more than my gynecologist ever did in a year. Clearly you are projecting your loathing of a certain Mrs Wes Moss onto my poor adorable self. Maybe you should consider seeking alternatives to help with your negative feelings? 
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 6363 (12/30/07 10:41 AM) Registered User |
No my dear...YOU need to be on Ho-zac.
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Alpha 0Mega X |
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Posts: 328 (12/30/07 12:44 PM) |
Waiting for the next rankings
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meowalldaylong2 |
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Posts: 7 (12/30/07 9:24 PM) |
ZombieLinda wrote: LOVE LOVE LOVE ALLA! |
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Posts: 1337 (12/30/07 9:41 PM) |
13. Maria Boren kthxcongrats!!!
*blinks rapidly* GIVE ME BITCHY! BITCHY BITCHY BITCHY!!!!!!!!!!!! Maria was insane, and also some kind of androgynous alien being. Her aluminium pantsuits, excessive eye fluttering, spastic QVC commercial presentation, maniacal hijacking of Wes' project manager position and subsequent self destruction, and the ginormous flower lapels that were her source of power earned Maria a spot in the top 13. 12. Audrey Evans kthxcongrats!!! 
Poor Audrey. It's just SO tough to be so pretty. "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH!!!!! WHEN I WAS LITTLE EVERYONE HATED ME BECAUSE I WAS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANTED TO SCAR MY FACE SO PEOPLE WOULD LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 7 year old girls are so dramatic and emo these days, but they grow up to be successful, independent businesswomen like Audrey. At least that's what she wanted us to think. In her final boardroom, she kept whining about how asshole John was condescending with his comments about her just being pretty, and that everyone marginalized and underestimated her because of this. Trump of course agreed that she was pretty and mentioned this fact 37 times in a span of 10 minutes, and then proceeded to bring the axe down on Audrey's pretty neck. I thought she was going to commit suicide after all of these shenanigans that proved she was a mere pretty face, but instead all she had to say in her cab ride home was, "Mr. Trump said I was pretty =D" 
It still made me <3 her though 
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 6367 (12/31/07 12:33 AM) Registered User |
ZombieLinda wrote: Maria...Queen of the Land of Cuntania...I am coming after you-relinquish Wes' testicles to me or DIE!!!!!
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roadblocker |
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Posts: 13280 (12/31/07 12:43 AM) Registered User |
Not only did she want things to be more bitchy (or death!), she wanted SEX! (in regards to the police ad campaign task)
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 888 (12/31/07 1:41 AM) |
Ha! Suity, you finally admit that Maria completely emasculated Wes?
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Juggler 8o8 |
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Posts: 16 (12/31/07 2:27 AM) |
Hahaha this is great
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 6369 (12/31/07 3:09 AM) Registered User |
Miss Alley Shack wrote: Maria sprayed a mystic purple gas out of her twat that turned him temporarily into an idiot, making him completely befuddled as can be seen here:
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 890 (12/31/07 3:39 AM) |
It's not sorcery, darling. Wes is just a nice looking mannequin for business suits. He ain't no Ioccoca, that's for sure.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 6370 (12/31/07 11:06 AM) Registered User |
Miss Alley Shack wrote:Um, look bee-yotch...Wes is the author of the required reading Starting From Scratch. Ioccoca? He is the genius behind THIS: 
Wes would NEVER hawk this crap...he has better things to do than sell alternative refrigerated lube to tramps like you. And when he ravishes me he always buys expensive, organic lube from The Body Shop because...because, well...that is just the kind of guy he is! PS If you weren't such a fucking bitch, I bet Wes would happily give you a copy of his sequel Starting From Snatch for women who want to make more money in the sex industry. |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 892 (12/31/07 11:33 AM) |
Oh my, somebody sure seems very cranky today. Spending New Year alone, huh?
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Posts: 6775 (12/31/07 12:29 PM) Registered User |
Maria and Audrey. Hi-la-ri-ous!
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dissimilis |
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Posts: 5413 (12/31/07 12:32 PM) Registered User |
I dont remember who half of these people are, but S3 Chris not being in the top 10 is craziness. He was the type of trainwreck that casting directors dream of,
random bouts of yelling, crying and tobacco spitting. Its bad enough he has been robbed of his rightful spot in the top 10, but to be 54? Blasphemy.
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Posts: 6371 (12/31/07 3:01 PM) Registered User |
dissimilis wrote:And don't forget the Ghetto shirts and ties! The Many Faces of Chris: Average deportment in The Boardroom: 
Turning into The Hulk: 
Just for Christmas, as Heat Miser: 
And let's not forget after a good chaw: 
(wouldn't want to muss that oh-so-business-appropriate shirt collar, now would we?_ |
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Posts: 1340 (12/31/07 4:08 PM) |
11. Kristine Lefebvre kthxcongrats!!!
Kristine is the last of the season 6 apprentii, making her my favorite from that season. I expected to like her the second I saw her spiffy eyewear and noticed that she vaguely resembled Andrea Zuckerman from Beverly Hills 90210. Throughout her run, most just saw her as the person who Heidi would beat in the final 2, but she was so much better than that. She just might be the only one out of all the apprentii to declare a desire to murder a fellow contestant, Muna. And she didn't just say she wanted to kill her. She vividly described slamming her head against a hard surface as blood gushed out from all of orifices. I can only imagine what was going on in her mind that she held back <3 Then she made the snide remarks about God to Muna, and the shot of the juxtaposition of Kristine reading one of Trump's books as Muna read the Bible was EPIC. Her shocking elimination with Heidi was devastating, but hilarious at the same time. "WAIT I DIDNT EVEN GET A CHANCE TO DEFEND MYSELF WTF?!?!" And finally, despite being a shrill, mangy, and arguably hideous creature, Kristine was the first apprentice to finally let it all hang out for Playboy. 
Hawt? Without airbrushing she looked like an emaciated Gelfling 
ONLY THE TOP TEN REMAIN! Every season is represented except six! |
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Posts: 8 (12/31/07 5:35 PM) |
ZombieLinda wrote: Airbrush indeed. Kristine is probably the only woman in the history of Playboy who was airbrushed to look BIGGER. Seriously - usually the magazine retouchers are working overtime to hide cellulite, erase belly rolls and lift up a lumpy fat tush. It's totally the opposite in K's case - she was so naturally skinny it looks like they had to add fat. She looked damn good in Playboy - even if they did add about 20 lbs to her frame. Hot stuff! PS- if she actually smashed Muna's head into the table, THEN she would be my hero. I would pay money to see that. |
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Posts: 6372 (12/31/07 5:46 PM) Registered User |
ME-OW Meow!!! Catfight anyone? Was Muna that bad? I'd love to see her and Tarek get into a Bible-fight with the winner having
to fight Baldwin...
Muna turned to God when she couldn't get into the Drama Club in high school. (Worst. Actress. Ever.) |
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