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Mega64 |
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Can't wait to see who else is better than Wes!
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queenbee15 |
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This is so funny! I can't wait for the rest :)
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Miss Alley...aren't you overdue for your weekly appointment at the abortion clinic for a scraping? Don't be so impatient. When I said I would collect dead fetuses for your snacks, I will. Give me time, however. Those guys are on alert after you single-handedly tried to steal some yourself. I told you your drag outfit wouldn't fool anybody. |
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SuitSnob |
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It managed to fool Tarek who was passing out leaflets at the clinic...he even asked me out!
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Miss Alley Shack |
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That's because you reminded him of his Amish great-grandmother, currently embalmed and displayed in the Saab manor.
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SuitSnob |
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Well, cover yourself with a thick, black bedsheet with two tiny eyeholes cut out and you can look like his Lebanese great-grandmother. Don't forget to
strap a bomb to yourself.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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A bomb on an already deadly bombshell like moi is overkill, darling.
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SuitSnob |
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Then I guess we can leave-off the strap-on for you as well...no reason to put a cock on a cocksucker.
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Cassidy666 |
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This fucking thread is hilarious! I can't imagine the insanity of listing 122 apprentii(ces).
"Hmm... Should I rank boardroom firee #9 from season 3 over boardroom firee #7 from season 5? Oh my god, how the hell do I decide?!" Heidi, Rebecca, Amy, Danny, Alla, and Lenny had better be ranked high. And of course if Jim isn't number one, I question the whole point to this list. Jim Bozzini - Best Apprentice Contestant Ever. |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Then I guess we can leave-off the strap-on for you as well...no reason to put a cock on a cocksucker.Don't be envious. |
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swim4life227 |
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Jim Bozzini - Best Apprentice Contestant Ever.Bitch please. Omarosa is a legend. |
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SuitSnob |
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Jim is GOD!!! He knew how to play the game better than anyone before or since.
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ZombieLinda |
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42. Brent Buckman kthxcongrats!!!
Fat, ugly, obnoxious, abrasive, annoying, evil. What's not to love? Brent was probably the most insane to ever be on this show, mainly because you knew for a fact he wasn't playing it up for the cameras. He was really that loathable and universally hated by everyone and probably is in his real life too. His mini-domination in the boardroom week after week became quite amusing, especially since he often went for personal attacks and it was everso obvious that he should be fired. After the show, he became notorious yet again for losing 817 lbs through his trademark Bagel Diet. ![]()
41. Marcela Valladolid kthxcongrats!!!
A ray of sunshine in that awful show, Marcela truly became the only reasons to watch, beside Jim. I don't think anyone was tuning in to see what Alexis Stewart and that old guy with the affinity towards tobacco products had to say, but I could be wrong. I can't really remember any specific Marcela moments, just that she was an underdog and very easy to root for <3 40. Martin Clarke kthxcongrats!!!
I was DEVASTATED when Martin was fired first. Just think, we could have been spared of Frank for the rest of our lives if it was him who got the cobra hand instead. In his preshow interview, Martin randomly quoted Pulp Fiction when asked to describe his work ethic or someshit, and it was at that moment I knew we were in for a treat. Then in the boardroom, when it was Martin against the world and he was on the brink of death, fighting for his life, Martin chose an interesting strategy. He randomly quoted proverbs out of context, leaving his true feelings in a shroud of mystery and confusion. "Martin, what did you think of Frank's leadership?" "A rolling stone gathers no moss." "Okay...so how did Nicole perform in this task?" "A wise African pygmy once said a penny saved is a penny earned." "......." True greatness. If only we got more Martin moments to delight in, I'm sure he would have ranked higher 39. Nick Warnock kthxcongrats!!!
Nick was really one of the only people on season one that was interesting on his own. He was funny and pretty stupid but somehow made the final 4. I think Trump was just intrigued by how an obnoxious ginger like him was banging the beautiful Amy. Bonus points for the pitiful showing in his Dog Eat Dog appearance. 38. Sandy Ferreira kthxcongrats!!!
I don't think anyone expected her to make it as far as she did. A bridal shop owner in 3rd place. She was pretty UTR at first and sounded like Minnie Mouse on helium at times, but towards the end she was hilarious. Her fumbling over her presentation of that hideous Pepsi bottle, her XTREEEEEEEEEME showdown with Jenbot that resulted in the silent Andy getting fired, her reconciliation with Jenbot to whore it up in the candy hawking task the next week, and then her final showdown with Jenbot as she tried to claw her way in to the final 2. Basically I loved her because she became more fodder for Jenn to destroy. "Sandy doesn't have the intellectual horsepower to do...well anything!" "You don't even know what a lawyer does!" "Sandy dropped out school to open a bridal shop." "Sandy was ineffective to the point of paralysis." Owned.
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louie77 |
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Marcela, Martin and Nick <3333
My favo Nick moment was him trying to sell Trump Ice and being totally ineffective Store Owner:So how much do you want me to buy? Nick:Um...the whole truck? |
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Cassidy666 |
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Marcela <3
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unduli clone |
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Sandy <3 Martin should've gone so much further. |
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meowalldaylong2 |
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I LOVE MARTIN! <3 <3 <3
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Miss Alley Shack |
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! at Martin >>>> Wes. That's a sartorial death blow to poor Suity.
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Joaqenix |
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"Sandy was ineffective to the point of paralysis." Sandy should have been higher though. |
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ZombieLinda |
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I just realized she actually said that about poor mentally unstable Elizabeth, but oh well. She's coming up soon.
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