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Posts: 46 (12/17/07 6:19 PM) Registered User |
If cross eyes run in the family it would be better for you not to appear in your own commercials.
Seeing your cross eyes and lazy eyes staring into (and away from) the camera do not make me want to use your services. |
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Posts: 5292 (12/17/07 8:39 PM) Registered User |
We have a team of brothers here in the law bidness. One has an eye patch. They used to have commercials on every 15 minutes in the mornings. We referred to
them as the pirate and brother law offices. I miss those commercials.
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Posts: 3834 (12/17/07 8:46 PM) Registered user |
A lawyer with an eye patch? How bad ass is that!
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Posts: 1703 (12/17/07 8:57 PM) Registered user |
None of this makes any fucking sense. A lawyer with a hair lip? Doesn't fucking exist, dumb ass!
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Posts: 17187 (12/17/07 9:07 PM) Registered User |
My father is an attorney and he did wear an eye patch for awhile because of some eye issue.
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Posts: 3110 (12/17/07 9:16 PM) Registered user |
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Posts: 71 (12/18/07 2:57 AM) |
ShameOnAllOfYou wrote: ZOMG!!! You have got to talking about the Bernsteins, amirite?
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Posts: 2832 (12/18/07 7:00 AM) Registered User |
That Bernstein kid is blind.
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TroubleInTampa |
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Posts: 2234 (12/18/07 7:02 AM) Registered user |
We have Catania and Catania. They are identical twins. Their commercial is really creepy.
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Posts: 13967 (12/18/07 8:14 AM) Fatty McBadmom |
sniffles11 wrote: No shit? ok now I feel almost bad. Almost. |
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Posts: 5297 (12/18/07 8:40 AM) Registered User |
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Posts: 21118 (12/18/07 9:41 AM) Registered user |
 mmadcow.
They look like a family of undertakers. Except for the renegade in the red suit. |
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Posts: 3607 (12/18/07 9:44 AM) Registered user |
"We referred to them as the pirate and brother law offices"
They specialize in ARRRR-bitration... |
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superguppie |
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Posts: 21119 (12/18/07 9:47 AM) Registered user |
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NiceToAnimals |
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Posts: 7678 (12/18/07 9:47 AM) Registered User |
Bob Loblaw has a law blog:
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KBearr |
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Posts: 289 (12/18/07 10:00 AM) Registered user |
Hey Guppie, I firmly believe that PA should intoduce a law making it illegal for Steidl & Steinberg to make their own commercials! Are you with me?!
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Posts: 3608 (12/18/07 10:04 AM) Registered user |
I just saw one yesterday showing a guy who referred to himself as "the shark" and then showed a shark eating a fatcat lawyer chomping on a cigar. The production values were....shoddy...to say the least. The fatcat lawyer looked surprised when the tv screen filled up with water (yet didn't make his tie float or extinguish his cigar...then he did the stereotypical bad-acting "NOOOOO!" Then you still a still-smoking cigar float by in the water...priceless. |
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Posts: 21121 (12/18/07 10:12 AM) Registered user |
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KBearr |
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Posts: 291 (12/18/07 10:19 AM) Registered user |
Oh. Sorry. You're not missing anything with the commercials though. They are annoying as hell and make the lawyers look like idiots!
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superguppie |
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Posts: 21124 (12/18/07 10:36 AM) Registered user |
LOL, no worries. All law firm commercials are bad, without exception. |
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Posts: 636 (12/18/07 11:59 AM) |
KBearr wrote: No way! Those are entertaining as hell! |
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