You fuck her.
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Punchlines only, please
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Posts: 2677 (12/13/07 7:35 PM) Registered User |
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mia |
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Posts: 575 (12/13/07 7:39 PM) |
'You think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?'
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holygeeziwannalickm |
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Posts: 2680 (12/13/07 7:41 PM) Registered User |
You dress her up like an altar boy.
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holygeeziwannalickm |
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Posts: 2682 (12/13/07 7:46 PM) Registered User |
The first is a group of cunning runts...
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holygeeziwannalickm |
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Posts: 2683 (12/13/07 7:49 PM) Registered User |
The first time, I told him I had a bigger dick than he did.
The second time, I showed him. |
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holygeeziwannalickm |
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Posts: 2684 (12/13/07 7:49 PM) Registered User |
Ok, I fucked the dog. Where's the old lady with the tooth problem?
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holygeeziwannalickm |
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Posts: 2685 (12/13/07 7:50 PM) Registered User |
I gotta go home and fuck the cat.
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holygeeziwannalickm |
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Posts: 2686 (12/13/07 7:51 PM) Registered User |
You shoulda been here last night....this guy was fucking a goat!
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Suspiciously Anonymous |
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Posts: 2553 (12/13/07 7:54 PM) |
"Aren't you a bit too old to still be believin' in leprechauns?"
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SenseiKreese |
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Posts: 1726 (12/13/07 8:23 PM) Registered user |
Because cats try to bury them.
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SenseiKreese |
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Posts: 1727 (12/13/07 8:24 PM) Registered user |
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already in the U.S.
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SenseiKreese |
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Posts: 1728 (12/13/07 8:31 PM) Registered user |
"I'm Nailed Right In."
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reddotsheriff |
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Posts: 1141 (12/13/07 8:39 PM) |
The rabbi looks at the priest and asks, "Fuck him out of what?"
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jazzfuze |
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Posts: 237 (12/13/07 8:52 PM) Registered User |
"This water sure is cold!" "Yeah, and its deep too!"
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gums2 |
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Posts: 2921 (12/13/07 9:01 PM) Registered user |
Daddy, could you turn mommy over because I'd much rather have a puppy.
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reddotsheriff |
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Posts: 1142 (12/13/07 9:03 PM) |
punch lines != dreams
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holygeeziwannalickm |
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Posts: 2688 (12/13/07 9:11 PM) Registered User |
Welcome to New Yourk and have a nice day.
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mountaineer20 |
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Posts: 5683 (12/13/07 10:11 PM) Registered user |
Nacho cheese.
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Phuz1 |
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Posts: 1758 (12/13/07 10:21 PM) Registered user |
Read the card! Read the card! Her dog's blind, too. Cum in her shoes, and let the flies do the rest. |
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Texas Stranger |
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Posts: 480 (12/14/07 12:19 AM) Registered User |
But Judge, I didn't say Minnie was crazy.....I said she was fuckin' Goofy !
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- In Memory, 9/11/01
