ah, i forgot for a second there merk. thank you
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Jerking off in a realtionship
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Posts: 4279 (12/13/07 1:32 PM) Guttersnipe |
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Posts: 6653 (12/13/07 1:32 PM) Registered User |
It's a non-gender specific sandwich, for the record.
I'll imagine when the ladies make them, they have a frilled toothpick and the perfect amount of mustard, and are neatly sliced in half. When the dudes make them, there's more meat, but finger dents in the bread. |
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Buggles73 |
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Posts: 23285 (12/13/07 1:43 PM) Registered user |
I really wanted to jerk off at work one time. I managed to hold off till I got home, and I ejaculated so hard I thought I blew my urethra apart.
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darlingal |
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Posts: 6243 (12/13/07 1:44 PM) Nobody reads me.
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Your jerking off right now aren't you?
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blondemss |
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Posts: 4283 (12/13/07 1:45 PM) Guttersnipe |
:whistles
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pie123452001 |
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Posts: 24062 (12/13/07 1:46 PM) Registered user |
QUESTION FOR THE MEN:
Have you ever ejaculated like a fountain? My friend wants to know. |
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merkyl |
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Posts: 46204 (12/13/07 1:48 PM) Registered loser |
There are all different kinds of fountains.
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pie123452001 |
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Posts: 24063 (12/13/07 1:49 PM) Registered user |
In your case, a fountain pen.
Thanks folks, I'm outta here. Try the pie! |
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Baby Please |
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Posts: 1818 (12/13/07 1:50 PM) Baby Pees |
I bet MErk is like a drinking foutain. one of those ones where you have to put your mouth almost on the freaking spout to get anything.
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whe |
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Posts: 1569 (12/13/07 1:51 PM) Registered user |
That could be a ploy.
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 16943 (12/13/07 2:29 PM) Registered User |
I have masturbated at work.
Stop it you are all turning me on... |
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Posts: 4909 (12/13/07 2:44 PM) Hellooooo Nurse |
What do you mean? The more Kegels I do, the farther I shoot. I stopped doing them for a while because I hate jerking off and having cum shoot up so far, it's hard to clean up and gross 
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1000Proof |
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Posts: 4620 (12/13/07 2:47 PM) Registered user |
HAWT!
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Posts: 2918 (12/13/07 3:08 PM) Registered user |
Have you ever ejaculated like a fountain? reminds me of those old Mickey D ads with Bird and MJ... over the stands, through the window, off the scoreboard nothing but net..... |
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pseudopoganandra |
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Posts: 10916 (12/13/07 3:17 PM) Registered user |
My poor sweet little Wyldawg.
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Posts: 2202 (12/13/07 9:20 PM) Registered User |
WylDawg wrote: I seriously don't understand why you are single. Makes me sad ... Anyway, men always masturbate. Always will. Married, single, relationship, gay, straight or bi. Fact of life. Women hopefully know this by now and accept it. If they don't, there is always the shower! |
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Posts: 1143 (12/13/07 9:29 PM) |
101 baby!!!
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Posts: 4383 (12/13/07 9:34 PM) Not a team player
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Buggles73 wrote: Sweet jebus... 
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Ann Margret Thatcher |
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Posts: 3798 (12/13/07 9:46 PM) Registered user |
I thought I blew my urethra apart.
I can't begin to imagine the carnage. 
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banned dicky |
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Posts: 363 (12/13/07 9:49 PM) |
Sometimes. Men are horny creatures. I'm no different than most men.
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