OT: The Musical

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studentnursejibjab	OT: The Musical	Lead	[-]
Posts: 909 (12/05/07 3:10 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	In our first scene, we encounter Jibjab. Jibjab, a somewhat very annoying gay youth, is having a fight with Psuedo, a hideous and disgusting creature deplored by most of OT except those equally as hideous. A break into song ensues... (to the tune, and most of the lyrics, to "What Is This Feeling?" from Wicked) JIBJAB (spoken) Dearest darlingest TC and Pie: PSUEDO (spoken) My dear RoMa: BOTH There's been some confusion Over posting here at OT PSUEDO But of course, I'll still be boring JIBJAB But of course, I'll still seek attention BOTH For I know that's how you'd want me to post Yes, there's been some confusion For you see, there's this guy... JIBJAB Who's unusually and exceedingly creepy And altogether quite impossible to avoid PSUEDO Histronic. JIBJAB What is this feeling? So sudden and new? JIBAJB I felt it the moment I laid eyes on your post JIBJAB My pulse is rushing PSUEDO My head is reeling JIBJAB My face is flushing BOTH What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame, Does it have a name? Yes! HATRED Unadulterated HATRED JIBJAB For your face PSUEDO Your posts JIBJAB Your clothing BOTH Let's just say - I hate it all Ev'ry little trait, however small Makes my very flesh begin to crawl With simple utter loathing There's a strange exhilaration In such total detestation It's so pure and strong! Though I do admit it came on fast Still I do believe that it can last And I will be hating Hating you My whole life long! ALL OT POSTERS Dear Jibjab, you are just too good How do you stand it? I don't think I could! He's a terror! He's a poofer! We don't mean to show a bias, But Jibjab, you're a martyr! JIBJAB Well, these things are sent to try us! ALL OT POSTERS Poor Jibjab, forced to post along With someone so disgusting and vile We all just want to tell you We're all on your side! We share your Hatred Unadulterated hatred For his face, his posts His clothing Let's just say: We hate it all! Ev'ry little trait Makes our very flesh Begin to crawl Ahhh ALL Hatred JIBJAB AND PSUEDO There's a strange exhilaration In such total detestation So pure, so strong ALL OT POSTERS So strong! JIBJAB AND PSUEDO Though I do admit it came on fast Still I do believe that it can last ALL And I will be hating You forever hating Truly deeply hating My whole Life long! scene fades Last Edited By: studentnursejibjab 12/05/07 3:23 PM. Edited 1 time.
K1934		#1	[-]
Posts: 1370 (12/05/07 3:11 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	http://www.dvolver.com/live/movies-85635
unkle greggo		#2	[-]
Posts: 911 (12/05/07 3:12 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So this is a gay thread?
pie123452001		#3	[-]
Posts: 23682 (12/05/07 3:14 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I see jazz hands!
Sigvold		#4	[-]
Posts: 6897 (12/05/07 3:15 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It would help some if you said what your song was "To the tune of . . . .."
star jumper		#5	[-]
Posts: 216 (12/05/07 3:16 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	spirit fingers > jazz hands
xabana		#6	[-]
Posts: 5988 (12/05/07 3:16 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Grab your dick and double click for porn porn porn.
Dharmit		#7	[-]
Posts: 4998 (12/05/07 3:16 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm almost to 5000!
Link Please		#8	[-]
Posts: 307 (12/05/07 3:16 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Sigvold wrote: It would help some if you said what your song was "To the tune of . . . .." No it wouldn't.
Sigvold		#9	[-]
Posts: 6901 (12/05/07 3:27 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I tried singing it to the tune of "How do you solve a problem like Maria" but it didn't work. Now I'll try "Suddenly Seymour"
Sigvold		#10	[-]
Posts: 6902 (12/05/07 3:29 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	<<(to the tune, and most of the lyrics, to "What Is This Feeling?" from Wicked>> Ahhh, I see you slipped this in --- good. But I'm unfamiliar with that tune -- could you please hum a few bars for me?
Link Please		#11	[-]
Posts: 308 (12/05/07 3:29 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dearest Jibbers, Please set the following to music. It's already fucking poetry. tia. Excuse me, Jibjab? I was shown a picture or two of you and I laughed and I laughed. Honey, you not only have what they call "gayface for days" but you are fat Fat FAT! You have a porky fat face the shape of a medium-sized beach ball. And it's not cute-fat like the King of Queens guy, but ogre-fat like one of those creatures from Lord of the Rings. You like to talk a lot about health and fitness and your 32" waist, but as they say a picture is worth a thousand words and yours nearly destroyed my computer monitor! You are ugly, dear, on the outside AND the inside. I haven't been here long, but I've noticed how all of your topic-starting posts are questions designed to impart some braggy piece of information about your life. You have nothing to be proud of, son. My struggle with cancer has taught me to cherish every day of this existence, but even so I have to admit that if I were you I would kill myself. Pseudo is a nice young man and I look forward to having a cup of coffee with him. Pseudo, I hope you don't take to heart the hateful filth spewed from the mouth of that spiteful little hobgoblin Jibjab. You can take solace in the knowledge that his frightful appearance and low self-esteem will surely result in many a "raw action" threeway with afflicted older gentlemen. Afterwards, he'll come here to post about it under the pretense of being concerned for his health - when in reality he just wants to brag that someone (anyone!) found him sexually attractive! Afterwards, he will log off, climb into bed, and weep softly at the wreckage of his life. And I'll just laugh and laugh!!!
studentnursejibjab		#12	[-]
Posts: 910 (12/05/07 3:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Fixed Siggy!
NeonTetra67		#13	[-]
Posts: 4238 (12/05/07 3:31 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	xabana wrote: Grab your dick and double click for porn porn porn. <3<3<3<3
Sigvold		#14	[-]
Posts: 6904 (12/05/07 3:34 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Suddenly JibJab Is standing beside me I don't need no makeup, don't need to pretend Suddenly JibJab Is here to provide me Sweet understanding JibJab's my friend
Link Please		#15	[-]
Posts: 309 (12/05/07 3:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Note that in Jibber's mind, OT: The Musical would basically be all about him. ::shocked
pseudopoganandra		#16	[-]
Posts: 10790 (12/05/07 3:37 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Do people really hate me more then JibJab? Or is more of a six of one half dozen of the other sort of thing?
Link Please		#17	[-]
Posts: 310 (12/05/07 3:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	pseudopoganandra wrote: Do people really hate me more then JibJab? Or is more of a six of one half dozen of the other sort of thing? No. For God's sake, no.
star jumper		#18	[-]
Posts: 219 (12/05/07 3:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	pseudopoganandra wrote: Do people really hate me more then JibJab? I do.
bassoon291		#19	[-]
Posts: 6183 (12/05/07 3:43 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	To the tune of "Good Morning Baltimore" from Hairspray (2005): Oh oh oh Woke up today, posting the way I always do Oh oh oh Hungry for something that I can't eat That girl lost her feet! That rhythm of links, Unlimited drinks, And there are notes from high aboooove Oh oh oh Pulling me out to the board and the folks that I love Good morning OOOOOOT!
pseudopoganandra		#20	[-]
Posts: 10791 (12/05/07 3:49 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	star jumper wrote: pseudopoganandra wrote: Do people really hate me more then JibJab? I do. Could I get some more responses from less pathetic people?

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