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Fuck, I jumped on the bandwagon a little late, but I FINALLY finished reading this entire thread...are we ever going to actually get to see the kids drinking the bleach? God, I hope so...

This is truly the best show ever and finally it's like we have permission for it to be ok to make fun of little kids, especially when they are little assholes, ugly, or crying. Preferably all three, like Savanah.

Those pictures of Taylor with the dead animals are really creepy, and further demonstrate how much of fucking perverts her parents must be. It's bad enough you dress your little girl up in beauty pageants and try to make her look all sexy and grown up for pedophiles, but you think it's cute to have her celebrate killing animals? I'm no animal rights activist, or even close, but is that not just fucking creepy to anyone else? Posing your kid with bloody dead things? And how is she possibly grossed out by doing dishes, cleaning toilets, and touching chewed gum when she is playing with dead animals? What a bitch.

Everyone keeps talking about Taylor for a future Survivor, fuck that! In 20 years I want to see Taylor on WifeSwap.

There are only a few weeks left, will we EVER see some of these kids? What about that Sophie girl?



Did you know she LOVES polar bears? She also claims that "The One Toof Wonder" is smarter than a teenager BY FAR! That makes her gold star worthy already in my book.


We also need more Migle, she is such a future webcam whore. No wonder Blaine and Greg were both trying to plow her. You know her parents totally don't monitor her myspace.




Migle did have one of the most insightful lines this season though, when pimped -out Jared approached her to join his stable and she just said "Looking good, Jared." That was the statement of the century.


Still haven't seen Madison...


...which is probably a good thing...especially considering some of her answers on her bio page:

What world leader do you admire?

President Bush.

Why would he be your favorite president, Madison???

Who have been some of the best U.S. presidents, and why?

Both Bushes... because they're from Texas!

Oh, makes perfect sense...except for the fact that neither of them are even actually from Texas.

What are your favorite colors?

I love all bright neon-ish colors except black. I love black and white pictures though… but with pale colors.

You love all the bright neon colors except for black? Weird, black is my favorite bright neon color of all of the bright neons! .....If I had red hair I would probably have to agree with the black and white pictures thing though....

Well, I wonder what her parents are like and why they wanted her to be on this show?

What do you want to be when you grow up?

An actress.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a bunch of movies and living my dream!

Yeah, good luck. Your stage-mom is going to be pissed when she sees you never even appear on the show at all. I don't know how good of a shot you have landing any promising roles unless they do an Adventures of Pete and Pete movie, anyway.

We really don't need another Lindsay Lohan at this time though, thanks.

What would people be surprised to learn about you?

I actually wear glasses!

Why would anyone be surprised to learn that about you? If you "actually wear" them, wouldn't people have seen you "actually wearing" them? I'm starting to think you don't "actually wear" them at all...I'd be surprised to learn that you did "actually wear" them actually...whoa, I totally get it now!

The more I read of her bio, the more I see why she gets no camera time. Not only is she hard to look at, but I really doubt she ever has anything of interest to say.

Even though we never see her, I am still hoping for even less Madison in future episodes!


I think I hate Colton and the little yellow Asian girl too. She's a hateful little crybaby, and she isn't even entertaining like Taylor is. And Colton...seriously, who the fuck names their kid Colton? Seriously...and I thought Hunter or Blaine was bad. I'd rather be named Migle or Guylan at that point.


I was going to also ask why we never see the purple haired fohawk kid, but I guess he pretty much blew his chances of getting any camera time saying they needed a TV to watch for tornadoes. He did have this gem in his bio though:

What would people be surprised to learn about you?

That I'm a good person, despite my appearance. Some people judge me by my mohawk and pierced ear.

Wow kid, that is hardcore. People probably judge you by your one pierced ear and think you are from 1985.

Jared should kick this kids ass.

Sophie FTW!!!!

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^^ A bit creepy, dude.

What's creepy?

I'm just fucking around dude, I just thought it was funny how her pictures all look so slutty.

I don't know.. they must really not show Gianna much, even on her profile on cbs.com the best pictures of her are just her in the background!



Plus she is always with Olivia, so she's probably a little bitch. I'm going out on a limb here, but I say no gold star for Gianna...