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Inspired by the buttfucking gays in the scruffy dominated thread

Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! The ass hair puller sing
'Glory to the brown anal ring
No beans for supper and farts are mild
God I hope your nails are filed
Joyful, that the penis rise
pull it harder cuz it stings my eyes
With th'booming voice proclaim
Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I am going to do it again

Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr the ass hair puller sing

'Glory to the brown anal ring!

'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the site
Not a creature was stirring, not even Trixie Delight;
TCs keeper was placed up her snapper with care,
In hopes of growing juicy tomatoes to be served over angel hair;
Tres Gay was nestled all snug in her bed,
While visions of becoming an admin danced in her head;
And gina in her orange jacket and papa in bling shoes,
Had just settled down to listen to the blues,
When out from my speakers arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the puter I flew like a flash,
Throwing down my covers and knocking over my stash.
The moon on Bangsy's breast like new fallen snow
Streamed through my web cam in the window below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a thread on OT about taking it in the REAR,
I scrolled past av's so funny yet sick
Wow this freak is worried about shit on his dick!
Seems starjumper is still in search of the perfect flame,
And phoofe's calling everyone juvenile names;
Inverted chested, stunned cunt, pull your head out of your ass!
Aunt Pappy takes great pride in thinking she's crass.
Oh God not again, I swear I'll kill you all
If I read one more thread about fucking black friday at the mall.
So I decide to re-read some threads from the past,
like when Nightcrawler decided to start taking it in the ass.
Ahhh pulsating, yes these are the days,
poor buggles has just started his married ways
Is jib mad at nomii or is this just a spoof?
Awww look beagle's whacking off in the video booth.
I take hold of the mouse and start to scroll down,
I head to the dump to see if alda's around.
He's dressed all in fur, that susie fucking freak.
Though I don't stay long for it really does reek.
Is it a woman or man, we can't seem to tell,
Though the term nastycyberking does fit it quite well.
Ah there's PePe and Pie they seem quite merry!
Duh! No wonder, they're flame roasting a cherry.
Ah OTers come free your mind,
The members found here are all one of a kind.
basement dwellers and ass plungers congregate every week,
To watch bernie take on this sex starved frau freak
Yes MrSlippery knows how to surely admin
as I clog his inbox full of brown nosing way past his chin
MsIzzy just said hi to rere,
And phoof! she's gone pregnant as can be.
threads about TC galore,
I just don't think I can take anymore.
This ain't recipeland or immigrants.com
We won't pat your hand and say "you're a great mum"
And to any dumb slut who complains that we're rude
Try pulling that stick outta your ass you dribbling prude.
We're OTers and we hold our heads high.
If you don't like it well fuck you in the eye.
So spread the word from the north to the south,
YES I DO KISS MY CHILDREN WITH THIS MOUTH!

Mr. grinch
new words by Angela in WI


You're a mean one, Miss Bitch.
You really are a heel.
Your bangs are like a cactus,
You're numb to their crisp feel.
Miss Bitch.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy KY covered peel.

You're a monster, Miss Bitch.
Your snatch is a giant hole.
Your crotch is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your south pole.
Miss Bitch.

Your husband wouldn't touch you, with his
nine-and-a-half millimeter pole.

You're a vile one, Miss Bitch.
You have termites in your vertical smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Miss Bitch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile.

You're a foul one, Miss Bitch.
You're full of nasty, nasty spunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed thongs
Your knickers are full of gunk.
Miss Bitch.

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a rotter, Miss Bitch.
You're the queen of pageants lost.
And stinky ass shit fills your shoes
With motherfucking jello shots,
Miss Bitch.

Your vagina is an festering dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Miss Bitch.
With a shit filled, dirty ass house.
You're a crooked jerky crotch jockey
And you ride a crooked cock.
Miss Bitch.

You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.