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JaniTholeMyDolly wrote:

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diewinelle wrote:

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that turkey looks like he's hungry. i suggest he starts with jen----she's got more fat on her.

he should be embarrassed by that picture, but hey, when you want $1600 for a shot you took of the beach at sunset....well.....what can you expect?

but look! this is pretty cool. he's selling his OWN HAND.

I am so mean I went to the site and put both pictures of the dolphins in my cart and then canceled the order. He's going to get all excited and think he made a sale. I am going to hell.

Good idea Jani. Think I'll do the same.

OH Jesus- he's going to have a kiniption fit thinking he made $4000 in 2 sales only to have them canceled. If you want to be really mean go ahead and check out and then choose "money order" as payment option. He'll be waiting by the mailbox for days..."Dude...my sales are *HUGE*!" LOL

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diewinelle wrote:

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nobody wants to talk to his ugly ass on thanksgiving either.

Yeah really. He has a hard enough time restling up bidders as it is, then he picks Thanksgiving? What loser has nothing better to do that day but talk to dolphin fucker? I can see it now--the whole family at the dinner table, in the middle of saying grace with grandma doing the honors when Harold pipes up..."Oh, sorry to interrupt grandma. Please excuse me but I have a very important phone call to make. I'll be back in 10 minutes. Carry on." He wouldn't want to miss hearing Zach brag about how he won part 1 of the last HOH. He'll go on for a good 6 or 7 minutes pointing out how he owned Dick, then he'll spend the remainder of time talking up his shitty clothes and pictures of the beach he's peddling and how brilliant and insightful he is. I'd rather choke on a turkey bone.

That is an excellent drawing of Zach- where did you get it? I also get VERY annoyed at his "I whipped Dicks ass in the first part of the HOH comp" shit. What a bitter fucker he is. I define "whipping ass" as him whiping the floor with Dick- which didn't happen by any stretch of the imagination. Dick stood up there for an amazing amount of time, given he was less dressed, smoked like a chimney, didn't work out, was older than Zach, had no gloves on, and no hat. I am not saying these things gave Zach some advantage and that's why he won, but it had to make it somewhat more bearable. So for him to get all puffed up about his win is bullshit.

And Zach's final HOH speech had to be the most retarded moment of the season. It was chuck full o' bullshit ("Jameka helped me restore my faith- and..that.....is........"HUGE") Give me a fucking break! Then he goes on to say, "I have been all alone in this game" which he said for days once it got down the the final 4- conviently forgetting he had the very first alliance with Kail and Mike. Then he moans about not having friends, and in the next breath, "And I have to put up my 2 best friends." Zach is a tool- end of story. His entire stay in the BB house consisted of him following people around, begging for friends. He even told Dustin if he got HOH he'd be more interested in "earning some friends". Everyone hated him- except Dick who was nice enough to treat him like a human and hang out with him. Had it not been for Dick, Zach would have been all alone with his angry inch. Everyone had bigger fish to fry and Zach sucked at the comps which is why he stayed around so long- although Zach seemed to think it was "luck" and his genius game play. BULLSHIT.

He also is bitter about the Americas Player thing-mostly because Eric got $40,000 and with that money Zach could have bought more equipment to screw dolphins with- oh sorry -I mean photograph them. But what really burns my ass is people like him thinking he made it into the house because he was smart/good looking/charming. he even brags about his charisma in interviews- CHARISMA? ZACH? Yeah, OK. People like him and Amber are put in that house because the producers see they are annoying and delusional and know we will hate them and tune in for hatred almost as much as tune in for the ones we cheer on.

OK I feel better after that rant.

diewinelle wrote:

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he obviously thinks he's doing his 'fans' a favor by offering to share his thanksgiving with them. so much that he jacked up his asking price for the privilege of talking to him.

no takers. 2 hours to go.

I am really tempted to buy it, tell him I demand a 6am call, make him get up and call me, then curse his ass out for 10 mins, and leave scathing feedback. I am so sick of his overblown ego shit and bitter post-show interviews I am over it. I also want to point out to anyone that doesn;t know- Zach tried to cheat by asking Jameka for money for not putting her up- and got told by the DR he had to go and apologize. He did apologize- but added some threat in there that if Jameka told anyone that HE TRIED TO CHEAT AND ASKED FOR MONEY, that Jamkeka would have somehow got in trouble. What a crock of shit. He just didn't want Dick finding out he tried some slimy shit. He cried to Jameka for days when it got down to final 4 that it would "Kill" him to not get any money and see the Donatos in final 2- well it happened. I thought his mind was like a samurai sword? LOL