Pompeii is buried in a volcanic explosion in AD 79
"We can't get this city together because Vesuvius sucks."
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Retell a famous historical event like a Survivor
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Posts: 1620 (11/19/07 11:42 AM) Registered user |
Pompeii is buried in a volcanic explosion in AD 79
"We can't get this city together because Vesuvius sucks." |
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Posts: 1036 (11/19/07 11:44 AM) MESS member |
SmrtAss wrote: Lord, I thought you were going to say she fell for some swinging dick. |
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SenseiKreese |
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Posts: 1621 (11/19/07 11:49 AM) Registered user |
In 1976, Amity, Long Island, is nearly destroyed by a great white shark 
"It's because I lost the hook." |
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SenseiKreese |
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Posts: 1622 (11/19/07 11:55 AM) Registered user |
Beginning in 1799, Napoleon Bonaparte rises to power and takes control of most of continental Europe. 
"Did you see that little bitch? That little backwoods, French hick. Jesus, I wanted to spit in his face!" |
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SenseiKreese |
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Posts: 1623 (11/19/07 12:01 PM) Registered user |
Kermit the Frog becomes a beloved international television star 
"Keep that shit away from me. 'Cause I been bit by frogs before. I'll chop his fucking head off." |
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Posts: 2032 (11/19/07 12:03 PM) Ugly on the inside |
"So this youngun comes around, and I've been feedin' him, since it's all cold n' miserable here, but he died like the rest of 'em, so I buried him with his friends... doubt anyone'll disturb him here."
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SenseiKreese |
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Posts: 1624 (11/19/07 12:11 PM) Registered user |
Ha ha. That one's good. Nice!
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toomanynachos16 |
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Posts: 260 (11/19/07 4:04 PM) Registered User |
The Aztec Sacrifices
Little Bo Peep Lost Her Sheep AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I ATE THE BIG OL' HUNK 'A LAMB!!!
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Yrik |
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Posts: 341 (11/19/07 4:09 PM) Registered user |
I tried to warn dem. 
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Pulau Tiga |
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Posts: 2757 (11/19/07 6:31 PM) Registered user |
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Uruguayan Rugby Team Resorts to Cannibalism Oh, my goddddd. It was sooooooo good. 
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Archibald C |
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Posts: 86 (11/19/07 6:42 PM) |
^ HAH! That was a good one.
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growsonwalls |
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Posts: 2612 (11/19/07 6:49 PM) Registered user |
"It is insane how bad I needed this. This would've made my life a lot better. I always get hurt trusting people. I want so badly to be accepted. And I never get the acceptance that I want. I don't fit. So much for my dreams."
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SenseiKreese |
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Posts: 1626 (11/19/07 7:09 PM) Registered user |
O.J. Simpson murders Nicole 
*giggle* |
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Posts: 1627 (11/19/07 7:16 PM) Registered user |
The Union Army holds off the Confederate Army at the Battle of Gettysburg at Little Round Top 
"The hill. The hill. The stuuuuupid hill. Yes, go get me that hill. I want to see the hill. That's classic Lee, he's an idiot." |
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SenseiKreese |
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Posts: 1628 (11/19/07 7:25 PM) Registered user |
Jason Voorhees kills his 1000th victim at Camp Crystal Lake 
"You know, I really don't think there's a masked killer out there. I know a lot of people think there is, but I really don't see it. If it happens one more time, maybe I'll stop sending my kids there. But for now I think all these dead kids are just one big coincidence." |
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Posts: 1629 (11/19/07 7:31 PM) Registered user |
Apple's new IMac introduces the personal computer to mainstream America, enabling even the most computer illiterate senior citizen access to the wonders of the internet 
"Christ, Marge. How the hell do I work this new webcam?"
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Probster |
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Posts: 363 (11/19/07 7:43 PM) Registered user |
BEST ONE YET HAHAHA KUDOS MAN
Kermit the Frog becomes a beloved international television star
"Keep that shit away from me. 'Cause I been bit by frogs before. I'll chop his fucking head off." |
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hotelpie |
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Posts: 10 (11/20/07 12:13 AM) Registered User |
The people of the United States of America elect George W. Bush as their president for a second time in 2004. .... "Stupid people. Stupid, stupid people." 
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Posts: 9200 (11/20/07 1:00 AM)
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15 mink coats? 508 gowns, 888 handbags and 1060 pairs of shoes? A couple of Rolls Royces and a Ferrari? Come on that's chump change for people like me. It's to be expected when you do well, so it's no big deal. Don't pay any attention to this.
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Posts: 7971 (11/20/07 1:24 AM) Registered user |
She had it comin'. If that little S.O.B. or any of those furry bastards comes on my property, I'll crossbow 'em in the face. I'm off to allegedly get beaten up by my wife. Lovingly Yours, The Lord and Master. 
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