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Bye, bye Richard Simmons, you and all of your lies
The women vowed eternal love and loyalty
And said they would give up chocolate and pies
You hugged them and kissed them
And then wished them good luck
Right up '[til the day you drove into the levee
In your Chevy , your pickup truck.

All the women remembered all the smooches he gave
Now they're puttin' flowers at the foot of his grave
They're singin' why, why Richard, why Richard why
Why did you trick us with all your lies
We've all got bloated bellies, we all have bulgin' thighs.

They're singin' nobody will exercise us and take off the fat
They all were at a seance, they needed to chat
They're sayin you had me purgin' and soon I will die
Why Richard, why Richard why , I'll always love you
Tho' You took all our money and fed us all kind of lies
We gave up chocolate, and gave up all kind of pies.

Richard was lyin', Richard wasn't quick
He had a big belly and his thighs were thick
They gave him almost all of their money
Up until he day he was to die
Except for what they had left for chocolate and pie

Those big ol' women want their money back
All of them big enough to have a heart attack
They're all singin' my, my ,why did I give up my pies
Richard had a half of a pie in his mouth
At the minute he died ,and he still had those bulgin' thighs

All of those fatties gathered for the anniversary of his death
They were all big as a house and gasping for breath
They all were saying why Richard why Richard why
Did you drive your chevy in the levee
When you knew it was dry?