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I'd tell KimP that she could trust Brandon. Then Brandon wouldn't have been voted out, and Boran would been wiped out instead of Samburu. Fox: Brandon,
Bear: KimP, Goat: Frank, Bunny: Teresa. Teresa voted out at F4, KimP wins balance challenge, taking Frank to F2. KimP wins!
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kdo2 |
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I think I'd go back to PI finale and make sure that Fairplay wouldn't lose in a fucking endurance challenge to Lill again.
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WylDawg |
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3 years ago....
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beatles20147 |
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I know everyone's thinking, "Oh man, beatles is just gonna say 'I wouldn't cut Kelly G for ASS the day before leaving.' So
predictable."
Well, yeah. But if I got to do another thing... Probst: "One of the most heart-breaking moments of the first season involved you, Jenna. Everyone else got a tape from home, but we never received one from your family. But this time...yeah, it happened again. Sucks to be you." |
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StarRider |
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Have Probst change, " the tribe has spoken" to "the tribe has spoken fuckface"
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CatNamedRudy |
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I'd glue Rudy's damn hand to that pole so he wins F3 immunity challenge and sends Kelly's ass packing! Rudy wins Survivor the First!
Keep Mike from doing a face plant in the fire and then I'd find him a pig and put in his little pig trap and sit back and watch Kimmi flip the fuck out! Make the dumb fucks in ASS vote out Ambuh instead of Jeri and then sit back and watch Boston Knob whine and cry about it! Finally, I'd have sent Jean-Slobert packing at the very first opportunity and follow that up with the anorexic whiner Courtney.
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Quiddity |
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Tackle Rob after that trivia challenge in ASS so he never talks to Lex about doing him a favor. Amber goes home, and ASS ends up at least somewhat better than
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Tell MB that his precious "Immunity Idol" twist is way too powerful and would not even be used for two seasons. Then Terry goes home at F4, and Cirie wins Exile Island. And most importantly, prevent Stephenie from ever getting on Guatemala. |
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The pivotal moments to change:
S1 - Tell Jenna, Gervase and Colleen to vote for Sean with Kelly W S2 - Tell Kimmy to shut up about who Debb voted for S2 - Tell Ogakor not to vote out Kel and to vote out Maralyn (love ya Mad Dog, but they needed physical strength) S2 - Tell Colby that he could have clearly won over Jerri or Amber and should have stuck with them S3 - TELL BRANDON TO SUCK IT UP - ALIGN WITH KIM P AND KELLY G AND VOTE FOR LEX....If he just thought of it as aligning with the women and not Frank, best season ever. S4 - Tell Rotu 4 to keep Gabe and get rid of Boston Rob S4 - Tell Rotu 4 not to be assholes during Coconut challenge and let Neleh or Pappy win Immunity S5 - Tell them not to vote out Tanya...cus I love her. S5 - Tell Jan to vote with Helen and force tie S6 - Tell Roger not to vote out Jeanne S6 - Tell them not to vote out Deena S6 - Tell Christy to make a damn decision so she doesn't get voted out ill think of more later |
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Francois40 |
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S7: Tell CBS not to blur out RyanO and Andrew during the first IC :)
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Adrian Marcello |
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shanefairplay wrote: Right. Who the fuck quits at final three?
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Kaysar Party 8 |
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I'd appear on the raft with Sarah Jones and fuck her brains out.
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CSCin3D |
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S11: Make Rafe die.
S12: Tell Casaya to vote for Cirie instead of Melinda. Melinda would have made at least F4. :) S13 & 14: Tell CBS to put Survivor on hiatus for the 06-07 season. S15: Show Leslie where the hidden immunity idol was and make her vote out Todd. |
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OutwitOutplayOutlast |
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1) Erase ASS from existence....not because I hated it (I didn't), but because it may or may not have changed the way Survivor happened afterward. Would
they have simply shot and aired Vanuatu and followed through from there? And if so, what over-used excuse would we all give to hate the post-ASS seasons?
2) Never introduce twists. Or, in similar fashion, see how Australia (and more recent seasons) would be different if the tribe swap happened in S2 as it was planned (or so the rumors say). 3) Change things so that Richard and/or Jenna and/or Rob C remained in ASS post-merge. 4) Cast Fairplay in ASS. 5) Never introduce more than 16 contestants in a season (excluding ASS). 6) Film season 4 in the Middle East as originally planned. 7) Allow the players the opportunity to write personal blogs or journals during their seasons (or have digital cameras to take pictures), which would be posted online or published in a book for each season so viewers could get an extreme inside look at what it's like to be on the show and in the game. 8) Allow the contestants of ASS to spend the first day or so on one beach and then divide up the tribes themselves, similar to Palau (which would probably need to be done in a very different way from anything we've seen before, but it would still change the outcome dramatically). 9) Outcast tribe in ASS. Not saying it's ethical, or a good idea, but damn did I want to see it happen. 10) No 'haves and have nots' in Fiji. I tuned out after episode one and never cared to watch another episode, but I'm sure it changed the game in some pretty sucky and unfair ways. 11) Never return to the same location, and make it a rule that only every other season could be a beach location. I'm forcing myself to think too hard. More to come if this thread survives. |
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