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Posts: 5949 (10/20/07 9:41 AM) Registered User |
Miss Alley Shack wrote: Oh yes Miss Alley...we all used to Jitterbug to KISS back in the war years-it was a real gas; and golly-gee whilikers did we cut a rug!!! |
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Posts: 5950 (10/20/07 9:46 AM) Registered User |
John Cena will fullfill some rape fantasies for me...I feel for his tailor, trying to tailor a suit to THAT body, but Mmmmmm!!!!
Gene Simmons is so damn tough he will intimidate the fuck out of Trump. Marilu Henner has some really freaky nutritional ideas...do you know she harrasses her kids about the quality of their stool? |
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Posts: 3520 (10/20/07 12:26 PM) Registered user |
I feel ya SuitSnob! John Cena is THE sex. If I were his tailor I'd try to sneak a couple extra measurements... you know to make sure he is comfortable in
his suit. Hopefully, they will make the "celebs" dress appropriately for the boardroom and not "come as you are". I'm used to seeing
Cena in wrestling attire (basically jean shorts) or just shorts and a fitted t shirt. The only reason I'd turn in to watch this trite is to see him in a
suit and to see Omarosa's antics.
And yes John Cena, I WANT some, just let me know when and where ::drools::
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SenorX27 |
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Posts: 1724 (10/20/07 1:09 PM) Registered User |
SuitSnob wrote: Tito Ortiz is a former UFC LHW champ, he's dating jenna jameson, and is a very big personality who also runs a training camp and clothing line. If you
follow MMA he's a celebrity.
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Minsk92 |
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Posts: 9 (10/20/07 1:20 PM) Registered user |
No Surprise about Stephen Baldwin and Omarosa. Stephen Baldwin has been in like every reality competition series celebrity edeitions if you count the two Moles
he did.
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Minsk92 |
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Posts: 10 (10/20/07 1:23 PM) Registered user |
Was that Piers Morgan of AGT on the megaphone speaking. Or am I just so stupid just asking?
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 703 (10/20/07 8:57 PM) |
But... why is John Cena on this show anyway? I guess the movie career - snicker - didn't pan out too well.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 704 (10/20/07 9:00 PM) |
Oh yes Miss Alley...we all used to Jitterbug to KISS back in the war years-it was a real gas; and golly-gee whilikers did we cut a rug!!!Um, like, can you speak a little more, like, modern? I would have, like, looked up Wikipedia but I have to compose some emo poetry for my Livejournal. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 5953 (10/20/07 9:17 PM) Registered User |
1000Proof wrote: 1000Proof!!! Or can we call you "Proofie?" So glad to have you here...we will have to fight over the men and do an even split, being the Alpha Fags. We'll let meek little Siggy and Cousin O fight over the leftovers.... |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 5954 (10/20/07 9:19 PM) Registered User |
All this time to leave mean replies and you can't even listen to my podcast where I mention you while neglecting Siggy and Cousin O...BEE-YOTCH!!!!
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Posts: 3528 (10/20/07 11:19 PM) Registered user |
Cool SuitSnob!
I'll take Cena and Tito and I will give you Stephen Baldin, Vinnie Pastorie, Gene Simmons, and Omarosa. I am such a nice and genrous guy that I would only take 2 guys and I will give you FOUR! |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 705 (10/20/07 11:23 PM) |
Hey, didn't I tell you that you were so sweet? I'll remember you if I ever make a podcast, but I don't think I am as well-connected as you.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 5956 (10/20/07 11:23 PM) Registered User |
1000Proof wrote: No WAY on Omarosa! Her dick is so big my rectal walls will come tumbling down like Jericho!!! |
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Posts: 706 (10/20/07 11:27 PM) |
SuitSnob has already had, eaten, and chewed up Gene Simmons. Poor Genie had never been the same ever since.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 5957 (10/20/07 11:33 PM) Registered User |
I have a series of articles coming out on another site too...TOTAL Media Whoredom. Siggy is so jealous...his fading child star obsession has not made him
famous.
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Posts: 5958 (10/20/07 11:35 PM) Registered User |
Yeah...I said, "What's with the leather pants and makeup, PUSSY?!?!?" Now stick that probing tongue of yours down my rectum until I can feel
it in the small intestines, BEE-YOTCH!!!!"
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Posts: 2503 (10/20/07 11:53 PM) Registered User |
SuitSnob wrote: "Meek" is one thing that I am not.
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Posts: 974 (10/22/07 7:21 AM) Registered User |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 708 (10/22/07 10:20 AM) |
Maybe I'm out of touch of who is fashionable and cool today, but (small voice) I don't immediately recognize Tiffany Fallon, Piers Morgan, or Trace
Adkins.
To save people from looking up these hot celebrities, let me share what I found via Google: Piers Morgan is some British guy who played "Himself" on shows like Hell's Kitchen and Entertainment Tonight (IMDB) and apparently his biggest role is a judge on America's Got Talent (Wikipedia). I never watched that show so clearly I am out of touch with popular culture. (But never couture, darlings.) Tiffany Fallon is the Playboy Playmate for 2005 (Wikipedia, her official site, and tons of nude pics can't be wrong). It's understandable that I don't recognize her since I'm more likely to recognize the Playgirl Man of 2005 instead. Trace Adkins is a country singer. No wonder I don't recognize him - I only fraternize with gun-loving Bible-thumping guys from below the Mason-Dixon line when these guys are drunk and therefore silent and comatose. His 2006 album went gold, according to Wikipedia, which also kindly provides a record of his album sales since 1996. Given how his 2005 album went double platinum while his 2006 follow-up went gold, I can understand why this fashionable country stud wants to explore new opportunities with Trump Enterprises. I am puzzled, though. Is Taylor Hicks too busy? |
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Posts: 5964 (10/22/07 10:24 AM) Registered User |
Thank you Miss Alley for your research, because I literally did not have a clue who any of these people were. It's a sad state of affairs when a
Internet-trolling gossipy fag like me has no idea who these "celebrities" are.
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