Will posts about some of his nutty fans...
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| Hi Everyone,
Thank you so much for all of your support! Just wanted to let you know that with the success of the Minnesota convention a number of personal appearances are in the works including Las Vegas and Toronto as well as others! Nothing is official, as a number of details have to be worked out such as fees, dates, etc. I will let you know as soon as I have more details. Also, the support for the new on-line store (www.kirbydermaceuticals.com) has been overwhelming (staggering in fact) and I sincerely apologize for the few items that are on back order. We should have those shipped out to you early next week at the latest. Additionally we will have a new kit on the site at that time as well! I'm going to concentrate on my medical practices for the rest of 2007 but with the New Year right around the corner I'm already getting excited about filming new episodes of Dr. 90210 (http://www.kirbydermatology.com/dr90210.htm) and I promise you that the October 29th episode of Dr. 90210 (my last for this season) will "jump the shark"! Moving on, it's pretty remarkable to look at some of the PMs I receive… 98% are truly amazing and I sincerely thank you for realizing that reality television is an exciting form of entertainment...and nothing more! 1% are absolutely psychotic. I'm not even sure how to respond to them…. so I just ignore them. These posters must be aliens that have been rejected by their own planet - that's the only logical explanation. It's actually just two or three crazy people who blog excessively and have turned a couple of crappy reality televisions show I did as a lark into a colossal waste of time! 1% of the e-mail sent to me are recycled insults and in the interest of wanting to expedite my responses to those individuals I am composing the following list for them to refer to so they can stop repeating the same insults over and over. Just to clarify, I'm all for new insult, in fact I welcome them, but the following are really unoriginal so before you attempt to insult me please refer to the following list as to not waste you time or mine: 1) Yes, my skin is shiny. I wear sun block. I'm a dermatologist. Duh. UV radiation causes pre-mature ageing and wrinkles. I recommend that everyone wear sunblock. No need to tell me I am ugly because my skin is shiny. I'm well aware. 2) Yes, my hair is big. Again, I am well aware. It is on my head. I see it everyday. It has been my whole life. 3) Why would you insult my dog via e-mail? You are aware that she can't read, right? At least I don't think she can. I never seen her use the computer but then again, I'm not home all day so maybe she does when I'm not looking. Anyway, I think she is adorable so writing insulting things about her to me is useless. 4) Yes, it is a huge secret and you finally busted us: Mike Boogie and I are sleeping together! Yawn. I get this one everyday too. If Mike Boogie were my boyfriend I promise you would see us holding hands on our own reality show. Oh, also here is a newsflash: Gay people are not going to hell. Nope, they're not. You know who is? People who e-mail me boring, unoriginal insults. They have a new special waiting room down there for you guys… 5) Lastly, there is absolutely no need to reference a ticking 15-minute clock and think that you are original! I have been working in reality television for more than six years (http://us.imdb.com/name/nm1016396/) and I still receive at least one message referring to a ticking 15-minute clock nearly every day. Seriously, you can't possibly think that this reference is insulting. "Tick, tock, tick, tock… Dr. Will, what will you do when the clock strikes 15?!?!?!?" …ummm, I don't know… maybe go to my back up plan: Beverly Hills Dermatologist? WAIT A MINUTE!!!! Now that I think about it my dog did seem a little depressed today. Oh no, maybe she can read, maybe she has her own myspace page (NERD ALERT!) and maybe she has seen all the horrible things posted about her… ugh… " http://www.drwillkirby.com/blog/index.php?page=post&blog=drwillblog&post_id=73 |
