3) "I'm Not As Dumb As I Look"
Uh, I beg to differ. Not only is this statement tragically ironic, but it's woefully inaccurate. I'd submit that she's at LEAST as dumb as she looks. In fact, the empirical evidence suggests that her 'actual dumbness' quotient exceeds her 'apparent dumbness' quotient by a substantial margin. At this point, with all the 'actual dumbness' points she's racked up in ep. 7 alone, she could look like Alfred E. Neuman and have on a dunce-cap and be wearing a t-shirt that says "I'm with stupid" with an arrow point up, and she'd STILL have plenty of room to spare. Three idols? THREE? And one of them is a 2 ft. x 2 ft. plank of petrified oak and it's just laying there? And it doesn't say "idol" on it anywhere? Comedy.












































































