Caught red-handed? Who caught you? What did you do/say?
Did you try to pretend you were just... I don't know, scratching?
Did you try to pretend you were just... I don't know, scratching?
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Ever been caught pleasuring yourself?
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Ever been caught pleasuring yourself? |
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Posts: 1510 (10/09/07 12:17 AM) Registered User |
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A Bartholomew |
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Posts: 2819 (10/09/07 12:19 AM) Patriots:Worst 11-5 team EVER |
I foolishly whacked off in public, and a bunch of people saw me blow my load all over the street.
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RupertsScrotum |
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Posts: 2265 (10/09/07 12:24 AM) |
Yes, a girlfriend caught me once, I denied it of course, but I was caught with the evidence in hand.
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puffypinkfattwin |
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Posts: 1514 (10/09/07 12:25 AM) Registered User |
Too bad for that, Rupie. Was she mad?
Me, I like to watch. |
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RupertsScrotum |
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Posts: 2267 (10/09/07 12:27 AM) |
Not really, kinda of a smirk on her face, which is strange when you think about it, if she was there I would have done it in front of her, I just got a head
start is all.
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Zhirtok |
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Posts: 131 (10/09/07 12:38 AM) Registered user |
a head start?
Good one. 
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RupertsScrotum |
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Posts: 2268 (10/09/07 12:43 AM) |
Hello Zhirtok, long time ,no see amigo!
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Zhirtok |
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Posts: 132 (10/09/07 12:48 AM) Registered user |
I've been closer than you think, Rupie.
Now add me to your friends list. |
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RupertsScrotum |
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Posts: 2270 (10/09/07 12:53 AM) |
Done Zhirty.
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Dharmit |
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Posts: 4310 (10/09/07 1:10 AM) Registered user |
Does pleasuring myself on top of a man count? Me~Him caught naked and in the act in the river < 3 redneck fishermen in West Virginia.
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Undertakeress |
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Posts: 2500 (10/09/07 1:10 AM) Registered User |
My dad heard me once - asked if I was okay - had to do the fake cough thing.
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cginspace |
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Posts: 5021 (10/09/07 2:28 AM) Registered user |
I never got caught pulling the pud (in 80s 9th grade lingo), but I DID get caught naked with a guy I was seeing when I was 19... SCARY!!!!!!!
Usually, when I think somebody might come home (roommate now), I close my door or pull down the tee... But thanks for asking, my friend! |
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Posts: 2635 (10/09/07 6:54 AM) Registered User |
Yep by my mom. She said I would go blind and insane if I dont' stop.
I should have listened to her |
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UrbanCenter |
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Posts: 8027 (10/09/07 6:57 AM) Registered User |
Dad walked in when I was very young.
"Does anyone knock here?! Jesus!" |
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pussycow |
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Posts: 399 (10/09/07 7:00 AM) |
Never been caught, but I caught one of my roommates in college once. He covered up and tried to make it look like he was reading a mag but it was pretty
obvious
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 5591 (10/09/07 8:19 PM) Registered User |
I ejaculated into the ocean once.
It just seemed like the right thing to do. You know... the ocean is the cradle of all life on Earth; wanted to add my own DNA back into the frothy mix. If you live on the East Coast, there is a slim chance that some Scruffy sperm has rained on you recently. If it hasn't made it back into the clouds just yet, surely within another twenty or thirty million years it will. I'm pretty sure a few fish saw me. Maybe a sand-piper or two, but they didn't say anything. |
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Tres Gay |
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Posts: 1710 (10/09/07 8:21 PM) Registered user |
I had sex in that very same ocean! There's a lot of boy goo floating around in that thing. And my bikini bottoms.
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 14132 (10/09/07 8:22 PM) Registered User |
My mom walked in on me banging some random guy in my sister's bed on a night home from college. we put our clothes back on and left and got a hotel so we
could continue fucking
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hubcapdiamondstarhalo |
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Posts: 318 (10/09/07 8:23 PM) Registered User |
No but I caught someone once, and had the tact to never mention it again until this day.
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One mean spider |
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Posts: 1378 (10/09/07 8:25 PM) Registered user |
I have nothing for this thread.....I'm just careful. |
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The Annoying Hater |
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Posts: 241 (10/09/07 8:26 PM) |
Why yes I have. I was in a car accident and ended up in the hospital a few years ago. So I decided to clean the pipes my 2nd night there and was caught by this
hot buxom nurse. She noticed my huge throbbing member and asked if she could, "help me relax". Needless to say, that was a memorable night for me and
I was very happy about being caught. I even wrote a letter to Penthouse afterwards.
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