Incredible Shit You've Heard Your Family/Friends Say

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RoMa		#41	[-]
Posts: 599 (10/02/07 8:57 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Mark is busying taking care of all the dead chldren of AIDS mothers.
nomellons		#42	[-]
Posts: 1826 (10/02/07 9:11 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	My idiotic SIL "No one has ever been to space or the moon, they just made that up in Hollywood." She threw out this gem while having too much wine at Christmas "The Holocaust really wasn't that bad, they just say so so everyone will feel bad and give Jews more money" -- said with a straight face to my BIL and his extremely Orthodox mother -- it's a wonder they even abide her.
hwamf		#43	[-]
Posts: 1387 (10/02/07 9:13 AM) FAQ bitcher Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	My friends grandmother was old, senile, and didn't know quite what "the N word" means. She thought it was a general term of derision, like asshole or sommat. She would be talking about the Irish in-laws, the Chinese or Scottish neighbours... "Those dirty Ni...rs, they're always..." They tried to explain it to her, and why she shouldn't say it, but the old and senile thing didn't help.
WylDawg		#44	[-]
Posts: 12471 (10/02/07 1:24 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Friend #2: What language do they speak in Belgium? "Belgian"? This is one of my pet peeves. Grown ups who think they speak Australian in Australia, Chinese in China and Mexican in Mexico.
TC		#45	[-]
Posts: 5694 (10/02/07 1:38 PM) I Need A Clue Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	what?
2ManyAndersons		#46	[-]
Posts: 7259 (10/02/07 1:39 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	An Aunt: "Do rocks grow?" Another aunt when she first saw her daughter's sister-in-law's hubby: "Is that a darkie?" And yes, he was black. I watched a track event at my cousins' house long time ago and Carl Lewis was one of the participants, during which my uncle kept yelling "Go N--ger! Go N--ger! Go N--ger! Go N--ger! Go N--ger!" And folks wonder why I don't bring any friends to family get-togethers.
nekey		#47	[-]
Posts: 578 (10/02/07 2:12 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	My dad talking about sex: "I've never understood why it's referred to as the 'birds and the bees', because actually, no sane human being would want to do it like birds or bees. With birds, there's actually no penetration. They have to rely on the 'spray and pray' method. The bees, particularly male bees, have it even worse. When they're done, the female leaves with his parts."
Spunkydork		#48	[-]
Posts: 72 (10/02/07 2:15 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	me: My gaydar is going off big time with him him: You don't have gaydar..... me: uh yeah I can spot them pretty easily him: uh no gaydar is when you're gay and you have a beeper that goes off when another gay is around me: muhahahahahaha him: google it you dumb bitch I swear you're wrong me: ok I'll google it...... "shows him the screen" him: "silence"
TC		#49	[-]
Posts: 5699 (10/02/07 2:17 PM) I Need A Clue Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Gee. That's QUITE a victory.
TheQuirkyOne		#50	[-]
Posts: 1443 (10/02/07 3:01 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I haven't spoken to you (or been to the Olive Garden) in like forevah. =O No, this is another creepy stalker child. ETA: And he's fug too. IMing him on MSN pretending to be your bofo and scaring the bejeesus out of him was fun. This is one of my pet peeves. Grown ups who think they speak Australian in Australia, Chinese in China and Mexican in Mexico. The last time I checked, they do speak Chinese in China (Mandarin and Cantonese).
bassoon291		#51	[-]
Posts: 5647 (10/02/07 3:08 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Mandarin and Cantonese are two different kinds of "Chinese", and are different languages, since they're mutually unintelligible - not to mention other kinds of "Chinese" spoken in China. (IIRC the languages themselves are written the same way, though - this is why you see some movies in Mandarin/Cantonese with Chinese-language subtitles.) I can't thank you enough for that, btw, JibJab. I haven't heard a peep from him since.

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