Julie Chen: This year we will double the excitement. For the first time in the history of Big Brother, we have conjoined twins! It takes 2 evictions to evict
both of them, so the HGs have to think twice about their strategies. How will this season's twist work when it comes to HOHs and POVs? Tune in this summer
to find out! This is Big Brother 9. <<cue music>>
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Bullshit twists that Grodnershit will pull next season to boost ratings!
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Posts: 37 (09/19/07 11:48 AM) Registered user |
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Katy Carney |
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Posts: 248 (09/19/07 11:49 AM) |
The house will be filled with half violent sex offenders and half nuns. The sex offenders will be practically deified every week until one is crowned
America's Favoritest Ever.
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SweeterThanJane |
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Posts: 701 (09/19/07 12:14 PM) Registered user |
Katy Carney wrote: So you will apply then? Are you a half violent sex offender or a half nun?
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kmill |
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Posts: 894 (09/19/07 12:17 PM) Registered user |
The house will be filled with half violent sex offenders and half nuns.What this intends to say is pretty funny, but what it really says is hilarious 
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Vaughn2j |
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Posts: 1209 (09/19/07 2:26 PM) Registered user |
The house will be filled with half violent sex offenders and half nuns. The sex offenders will be practically deified every week until one is crowned America's Favoritest Ever. 
How about half level-3 sex offenders and half children? America will fall in love with those crazy pedophiles and their daily hijinks. Oh that little Chrissy is such a c*** for not letting Bruce touch her there. I think I may have crossed the line, even for Sucks. 
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SweeterThanJane |
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Posts: 706 (09/19/07 2:45 PM) Registered user |
Ah, screw half people; how about one quarter zebras?
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Cranky and Skanky |
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Posts: 33 (09/19/07 3:36 PM) Registered user |
Big Brother: Neighbour Labour-
Out of the fourteen houseguests, two of them have a secret. They are Canadian. If they can go five weeks with this secret, they will both become HOH for week six. If one is evicted, the twist remains in play. If both are evicted, they both are in play. If any American discovers the twist, they wil automaicall win HOH for the next week. It's a good way to get Canadian ratings Big Brother: Politically Correct There are fifteen houseguests, five from each political party, Liberal, Rep. and Dem. If they can get three people in the same party to the final three, they will receive the chance to win $1,000,000. It's a good way for Grodner to rig it so her political party wins. |
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mikeonfilm |
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Posts: 996 (09/19/07 7:06 PM) Registered User |
It's not a twist per se, but Grodner should install an extra diary room with a teleprompter so their retarded editors can get the required sound bites so
we can hear each houseguest describe the challenge while we're watching it, making sure to point out all the things the producers think we need to know.
Then they can go back to using the diary room for the hamsters to bitch in. I think the logical evolution of the AP is for Grodner to just hire a non-player to go in there and do her bidding. |
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ssseeeaaann |
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Posts: 60 (09/19/07 8:08 PM) Registered User |
Bringing back Dick and Daniele and rigging for them to be the final 2
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ShereeLuvsSambuca |
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Posts: 100 (09/20/07 3:26 AM) |
Noah's Ark theme with two of each ethnicity, on a boathouse.
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dustin better than joe |
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Posts: 215 (09/20/07 3:30 AM) |
"This year, America...you are the Diary Room."
agreed, but I'm guessing an increase up to $1.19 |
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Posts: 182 (09/20/07 3:30 AM) |
How about taking the first 2 evicted houseguest, from the first 7 season (not counting BBAS) and bring them into the house together.
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The Smoking Nun |
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Posts: 6 (09/20/07 3:41 AM) |
Grodner will put Dick back in the house with some underage girls for a live feed snuff film. Trust.
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chad6 |
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Posts: 998 (09/20/07 4:20 AM) Registered user |
WylDawg wrote: This twist wouldn't be so bad. Think about it, every week America votes for their favorite and they can't go home that week. Make it so America
can't vote for the same person twice in a row. Sounds ok to me.
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realred1975 |
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Posts: 25 (09/20/07 4:51 AM) Registered User |
She changes the name of the show to Survivor
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SirSam972 |
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Posts: 201 (09/20/07 8:04 AM) Registered User |
-People who know each other will be cast
-Vapid models with no personality will be cast -Grodner will choose who votes who via DR -The exact same music / sound effects will play in the exact same order - It'll be the "Biggest Twist Ever" ! |
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Allison Grodner |
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Posts: 12 (09/20/07 11:50 AM) |
Thank you for all these great ideas!!! I will take all of these into consideration!!!
Until next summer!!! |
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Vaughn2j |
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Posts: 1221 (09/20/07 2:28 PM) Registered user |
Grodner will bring back Dick and Janelle and make a rule that neither of them can be put on the block. When they reach F2, each receives $200k. For the other
players, whoever reaches F3 wins $100k
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