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Posts: 3 (05/22/07 3:41 AM) Registered user |
Found thread...
Love(d) it... Read aloud with KF4 & 5... ;) Discovered the  emoticon... mmm, muffinz in pairs.Rubbed one out... and yes, I am female. |
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other days the line tends to deviate |
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Posts: 1 (05/22/07 12:39 PM) Registered user |
So I didn't men to start the morning off that way... but when I woke I must have been thinking about you or it... was hard to resist the scent of myself on the fingers tucked under my pillow... so as I rolled onto my back, knees bent, gently open...
I thought what if if you were there hair falling in your eyes then you sweep it back if not only my hand slid o'er the curves body tight but liquid damp from the sweaty antici. . . .pation hips jutting, pressing into the mattress and meeting your gaze penetrating "penetrate me" what if if those words left my mouth just just as we slid our fingers in swirling around that womanly heat head tilted and lips bit, bleeding, i taste it mmm... your skin against mine the pleasure intermixing, the pain unfactored trailing deeper brinking breaking you know the rest right...? arching into our hands what if if all i really saw was stars against my very white ceiling but still i came as if you were urging me with your entrancing eyes and tongue? what if i take it better next time because of this if i want to if i like that sort of thing if i am not already self-occupied |
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FaceDownIntoTheFire |
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Posts: 401 (05/24/07 6:43 PM) Registered user |
Huge predicament last night.
Left work and had to get home Because the wife was making dinner But decided to duck into the strip club On the way. Only had about 20 minutes Before the wife would start Wondering where I was. And let me tell you, Theres nothing worse Than being rushed in the strip club. I was forced to say yes To the first girl Who offered me a dance. She was not exactly my type But she was still pretty hot. All in all, I could have done worse. So she takes me in the back And starts dancing for me When all of a sudden, I discovered three things I didnt know when I accepted the dance offer. First, she had elongated nipples. Like five Number two pencil eraser heads Stacked on top of each other. It was almost freakish, But in my book, It was a definite positive. Second, she smelled. It wasnt a rank smell Like body odor or anything. It was just sort of an odd, uncomfortable smell. Off-putting to say the least. Third, she had this strange accent, Which I found out was Czechoslovakian. I had no idea the Czechs smelled funny. Anyway, I let her do her thing. But the smell was really preventing me From getting totally into it. Until she started rubbing her super-long Eraser heads while gyrating on my crotch. Then I forgot all about the smell. Until the song ended and she asked me to pay her. Then, she suddenly smelled foul again. Anyway, I got home about 15 minutes late. My wife asked why, and I complained About the traffic. But all I was really thinking about Was how inadequate her nipples seemed. Even though dinner was really good. |
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FaceDownIntoTheFire |
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Posts: 401 (05/29/07 12:30 PM) Registered user |
At a barbecue yesterday,
You know, for the Memorial Day and all. Music, swimming, kids playing, etc. There was a 30-something mom there Who I had never seen before. Her face was very pretty. But when she took off her cover-up To get in the pool with her kids, I noticed she had little, if any breastage. Which, I have to say, disappointed me. I mean, what a waste of a good face And otherwise supple body. As I rafted over to get a better gander, You can imagine my horror When I discerned that she had already Undergone a boob job. Yep, that's right. She had them enhanced to Bs. And B minuses at that. Maybe even A pluses. Complete and utter waste. I mean, come on. That's like if I had my penis enlarged An eighth of an inch. Still, I'd love to do her While her husband watches. |
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2ManyAndersons |
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Posts: 10511 (05/29/07 10:10 PM) Registered user |
For those of you ladies and gentlemen
Who have dual silver bullet vibrators, Have you ever put the duo on a hard surface, Turned them on full blast and watch them race? Just be sure to clean them before you do so, I got a streak of girl-juice on the coffee table And a whole lot of 'splainin to do. |
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FaceDownIntoTheFire |
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Posts: 401 (05/30/07 10:33 AM) Registered user |
After all these years,
I've got to be honest About the way you rub it So here goes -- Despite everything I've ever said, Unless you've lubed your hand up In advance With lotion (saliva not good enough), I'd actually prefer you don't rub it. Because it causes friction And sort of hurts. Instead, I'd prefer You just move my penis's loose skin Up and down on the same spot. At the end of the day, We'll get the same result And I won't have to apply aloe After you leave, which always burns. If you have any tips for me, Feel free to share. I'm taking notes. In the meantime, I'm thinking of changing the name Of this thread. |
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susieq73069 |
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Posts: 781 (05/31/07 3:15 AM) Registered user |
damn it! I didn't realize that I checked the e-mail notification box until I went to my old account.
ARGH! unchecking now. |
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FaceDownIntoTheFire |
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Posts: 401 (06/05/07 11:43 PM) Registered user |
Think of the unattainable person
You lust after most In this whole world. Would you give up Three years of your life For three hours Of hot, steamy, passionate sex With that person. I totally would. As long as the three years Got taken off at the end Of my life. And not in my prime. Oh hell, who am I kidding? Take any three years you want. Just bring on Jessica Biel's boobies. |
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FaceDownIntoTheFire |
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Posts: 400 (09/19/07 6:24 PM) Registered user |
RUB IT HAIKU
My flexible tongue Dances the long night away In your vajayjay |
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Mister Peepers |
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Posts: 279 (09/19/07 7:11 PM) Registered user |
Watching bondage porn
is like peeping at others with ball gags and whips |
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Posts: 2818 (09/19/07 7:17 PM) Registered user |
I just found this thread, and it is the shit. If I was more creative I'd come up with my own contribution.
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2ManyAndersons |
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Posts: 7262 (10/02/07 3:51 PM) Registered user |
In haiku:
Penis penis balls Pussy pussy pussy cunt I suck at this bad. |
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thumbalenae |
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Posts: 1447 (01/19/08 11:43 PM) Registered user |
Face down in the pillow
over your knee while you spank the ever living shit out of me I scream in ecstacy. |
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FaceDownIntoTheFire |
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Posts: 401 (07/17/08 5:09 PM) Registered user |
You know what I realized
Today at the gym? In my book, The only thing separating Really cute from Smoking hot Is a super huge set of cans. |
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Mister Peepers |
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Posts: 3327 (10/04/08 6:50 AM) Registered user |
This morning
I was thinking about my porn collection. Just thinking about it gave me wood. So I rubbed one out. |
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Alexander the Pretty Good |
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Posts: 15650 (01/01/09 7:55 PM) Registered user |
The sparkling dildo
Shoved up StarringAmy's ass Butt bandits get kids |
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2ManyAndersons |
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Posts: 9195 (04/15/09 1:18 AM) Registered user |
Last night I added to my porn collection
A bit of Jenna Jameson While I diddle in memory of Marilyn Chambers |
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Alexander the Pretty Good |
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Posts: 16045 (05/10/09 5:45 PM) Registered user |
It may be wrong
to rub one out while watch porn staring a woman who is now dead. I don't want to be right. |
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