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I'm going to go with the "Leprechauns made me do it" defense this time.

Let's have a little recap for old times sake, shall we?

THE OJ TRIAL AS TOLD BY DR. SEUSS

I did not kill my lovely wife.

I did not slash her with a knife.

I did not bonk her on the head.

I did not know that she was dead.


I stayed at home that fateful night.

I took a cab, then took a flight.

The bag I had was just for me.

My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be.


When I came home I had a gash.

My hand was cut from broken glass.

I cut my hand on broken glass.

A broken glass did cause that gash.


I have nothing, nothing to hide.

My friend, he took me for a ride.


Did you take this person's life?

Did you do it with a knife?


I did not do it with a knife.

I could not, would not, kill my wife.

I did not do this awful crime.

I could not, would not, anytime.


Did you hit her from above?

Did you drop this bloody glove?


I did not hit her from above.

I cannot even wear that glove.

I did not do it with a knife.

I could not, would not, kill my wife.

I did not do this awful crime.

I could not, would not, anytime.


And now I'm free, I can return

To my house for which I yearn.

And to my family whom I love.

Hey now I'm free -- Give back my glove!!


not written by me, I just found it.