Oink Oink, unbleliveable that she gets paid for not singing or can't even dance. My entire family laughed their ass off. 
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2007 MTV VMA's aka Britney's shitacular comeback! Live from Vegas Sept 9!
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PoofUrGone |
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Posts: 2115 (09/09/07 8:09 PM) Registered user |
Well that sucked, and Sarah wasn't funny at all...
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Gnarl24 |
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Posts: 1270 (09/09/07 8:14 PM) Registered User |
Britneys performance was horrible. I felt bored watching it. Why couldn't she sing? And that weave! I'm all for Britneys comeback but I wasn't
impressed with her performance.
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Tigershere |
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Posts: 2509 (09/09/07 8:16 PM) Registered User |
here ya go, it might still be processing but damn she
soooooooooooooo sucked and seemed wasted
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AngelAstarte |
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Posts: 35 (09/09/07 8:27 PM) Registered User |
Holy shiat, she did look wasted. She also looked like she couldn't remember most of the dance. I really think that she may have just ruined any chance of
being taken seriously for a comeback. And what happened to all the Chris Angel disappearing act with the mirrors we have been hearing so much about? My son
and I thought that Rhianna and Eve were lauging at her as well. Everyone seemed to either be laughing or in shock at the crapfest that they just witnessed!
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BMH69 |
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Posts: 5051 (09/09/07 8:30 PM) Registered user |
Wow...I'm so embarassed for Britney. That was HORRIBLE. Was she even coherent at all? She looked completely lost during the entire performance
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PleasantMama |
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Posts: 1734 (09/09/07 8:59 PM) Registered user |
Crappy Britney performance. I can't believe she lipsynched and didn't even do a decent job of that. Her hair looked crappy, she looked way tubbier
than usual (considering Britney's usual form) and there was no wow factor at all. Really sad, but I hope it's not career ruining because I'm not
sure what else she'd be able to do.
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Survivor Boy |
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Posts: 3636 (09/09/07 9:05 PM) Registered User |
She is fat and she seemed bored with the whole thing..
Just the whole performance was boring... |
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LittlePieceOfDribblePiss |
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Posts: 705 (09/09/07 9:09 PM) |
It was like Anna Nicole Smith had risen from the dead and was starring in a Vegas Revue.
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guyfromhoboken |
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Posts: 1029 (09/09/07 9:10 PM) Registered User |
Here's the thing...I think she looked hot...and that was it. She seemed completely nervous, unsure of her dance moves, she seemed to not even know the
words to the song. In essence...she sucked. It was like watching a talent show in HS where the girls are looking at each other on stage to see what the next
move is.
My best friend and I saw her perform at the Garden a few years ago and it was like watching Solid Gold. She lipsynced every single song (poorly) and just focused on her dancing. It was then that we stuck a fork in her. |
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Groundeeoso |
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Posts: 1728 (09/09/07 9:10 PM) Registered User |
I loved loved loved Chris Brown's performance...jumping from table to table
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Sweeters |
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Posts: 183 (09/09/07 9:15 PM) |
Was she wasted for that "performance?" |
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moovivor |
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Posts: 8283 (09/09/07 9:16 PM) Registered User |
I think she looked hot. Bigger, for sure, but bitch is a mother of two! And think of how much less of a hot mess she was tonight than two years ago.
However, that was not even close to Britney the performer. Go look at the Madonna video, the video of when she took off her clothes and was in that flesh-tone suit, or best of all, look at that "Slave 4 U" performance. That was hot. This was a hot mess.  She looked like she didn't want to be there.
I kept waiting for the spectacle when she would vanish and reappear and the aerial dancers would come in like all the reports, but it was a straightforward performance... or attempt at a performance. And this was when they needed bells and whistles! |
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tittiiies |
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Posts: 2524 (09/09/07 9:17 PM) Registered user |
From The Associated Press:
She lazily walked through her dance moves with little enthusiasm. It appeared she had forgotten the entire art of lip-synching; and, perhaps most unforgivable given her once taut frame, she looked embarrassingly out of shape. Even the celebrity-studded audience seemed bewildered. 50 Cent looked at Spears with a confused expression; Diddy, her new best friend, was expressionless. Some comeback. |
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KudrowFan |
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Posts: 1756 (09/09/07 9:17 PM) Registered user |
Does anyone know why most of the performance are................ basically.............. half of the songs??
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1000Proof |
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Posts: 2582 (09/09/07 9:17 PM) Registered user |
Poor drunken, drunken Britney... please let them announce that they were "just kidding" with her opening performance and let her do her real
cpmeback, grandiose, put her back on the map performance to close out the show...
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KudrowFan |
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Posts: 1757 (09/09/07 9:20 PM) Registered user |
^ That'd be kinda cool if she closed the show with some type of flashy real performance.
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Tigershere |
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Posts: 2510 (09/09/07 9:21 PM) Registered User |
criss angel ain't stupid his ass disapeered to not be seen around that trainwreck.
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Tigershere |
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Posts: 2511 (09/09/07 9:23 PM) Registered User |
Mother of two don't mean shit. It's her eating habits as she has had time to get in shape.
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PleasantMama |
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Posts: 1735 (09/09/07 9:25 PM) Registered user |
It'd definitely make way more sense of what we got. She really should've been way more prepared for this comeback thing (especially physically, two
kids or not it's in her job description to look "perfect") and I'm surprised her label came up with such a non-event of a performance for one
of their biggest stars. And that article is so right, she used to be THE master lipsyncher and I mean, not that that's a good thing or anything, but she
fumbled the words way too much here and it just added to the air of amateur coming off that performance.
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