" I know I have a really pretty body."
FROM THE TOP MODEL EDITION....wow.
FROM THE TOP MODEL EDITION....wow.
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Famous Amber sayings that made you laugh! Add your own
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Posts: 24 (09/04/07 1:35 PM) |
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nomii |
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Posts: 1238 (09/04/07 1:44 PM) Registered user |
"Kail is totally in love with me"
"Joe is totally in love with me" "Mike is totally in love with me" "Nick is totally in love with me" "Eric is totally in love with me" "Dick is totally in love with me" "Zach is totally in love with me" "Daniele is totally in love with me" "God is totally in love with me" |
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Posts: 27 (09/04/07 1:48 PM) |
nomii wrote:LMAO GOOD ONE! NOMII U FORGOT ONE MORE...... "AMERICA IS TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH ME" |
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Posts: 191 (09/04/07 1:51 PM) Registered user |
There are so many great Seahag moments I don't know where to begin, most which never made it to the TV show.
I agree that the date with Mike was classic. That was the first of many, many times that I couldn't stop laughing at the Seahag. Things I remembered from it were that she didn't know what the word "outskirts" meant and she didn't know anything about Hitler or WW2. Afterwards went into the house saying that Mike was in love with her. Another favorite Seahag moment was during Daniele's 1st HOH when the hag went to the HOH room and cried and kept talking non-stop seemingly without a breath for about an hour while Daniele just sat there and stared at her. The first time she said "God bless you" to God while laying in the backyard was another unforgettable moment on the feeds. She said it on the show in the DR room a couple of weeks later, but that first time was better. Thanks for the laughs Seahag!
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RomCen |
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Posts: 6232 (09/04/07 1:56 PM) Registered User |
"Nick said my face was like bam, BAM!"
Maybe Nick meant her face looked like it had been BAMMED by something. "I swear on my daughter's life." Haven't seen that one yet. And the more she said it, the funnier it got cause we were imagining that kid killed more times that Wile E. Coyote. |
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Jesus of Najareth |
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Posts: 391 (09/04/07 1:57 PM) |
If I had not sworn on my daughter's life this week to vote you in this week, I would be voting you out, for the simple fact that how dare you use something
against me that I told you about my boyfriend that I lied about to make me look bad, and tell Dick that you're gonna keep it in your bock-back pocket to
hold against me so this house doesn't look at me the same, when you know damn well [voice starts to quiver] that I told you in confidence because I trusted
you and you're gonna fucking use it against me? A lie that I said to my boyfriend?! When I realized that I fucked up when I was on DRUGS?! Are you
fucking kidding me?! HOW DARE YOU! What kind of person are you?! And you sat there in the jacuzzi and you had the
fucking nerve to say to me, "I just want you to know I'm really glad you're here. I'm really thankful to have y-y-you and sharing those
experiences with you." All my life changing experiences...I didn't tell you those for you to go around and fucking blab around the God damn house to
use AGAINST ME! THAT'S SO FUCKING SICK DUDE! THAT'S FUCKING TWISTED! AND I KNOW ITS TWISTED WHAT I LIED TO
MY BOYFRIEND ABOUT AND IF YOU WANNA TELL THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW THEN GO AHEAD AND FUCKING SAY IT! Say it to everybody RIGHT NOW because everybody's here
right now! [sobbing uncontrollably at this point] I MADE A BIG MISTAKE AND I FUCKING HURT THE PERSON I LOVE SO MUCH and you have the fucking NERVE to fucking use it against me and fucking say you're gonna
ajgioahoifahewria, what?! You're just gonna bring it out whenever?! TELL EVERYBODY NOW WHAT I DID! Since I'm such a FUCKED UP PERSON. You know
what?! I haven't lied ONCE in this fucking house, NOT ONE GOD DAMN TIME TO ANYBODY in this
house! NOT ONE FUCKING LIE!!! My diary room sessions...you'll see when you get out of here, Eric! You'll see!!! I haven't said shit about
nobody! And you're gonna hold one fucking thing in my personal life against me?! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU DUDE!!!!! YOU HAVE
FUCKING BALLS! You're a fucking DEVIL IN DISGUISE is what you are!
You're SO FUCKING LUCKY that I swore on my daughter's life when everyone was upstairs in that meeting! You're so lucky that I sat out there and
swore on my daughter's life because if I hadn't, you wo-you wou-you would NOT HAVE MY FUCKING VOTE THIS WEEK! AND I'M KICKING MYSELF IN THE ASS
for swearing on my daughter's life to you! Because I don't wanna give you that fucking God damn vote! And I'm just forewarning you, my goodbye
message to you is gonna be FUCKING BRUTAL! YOU FUCKING GOT NICK OUT OF HERE, YOU FUCKING SET HIM UP, YOU'RE A
PIECE OF SHIT! AND YOU'RE FUCKING GOING HOME! I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!!
You're fucking SO FUCKED UP dude! You got my fucking brother out of this God damn house! You made him look like he was doing everything wrong, when it
was fucking YOU!!! Nick is at home with his fucking family he which iwheotoiafhdf he should be here because I think he's a GOOD PERSON and he should be in
the good persons group and not YOU! ARGHHHHHH!!! That felt SO FUCKING GOOD! THANK YOU GOD!
best moment ever
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MissGuydid |
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Posts: 112 (09/04/07 1:58 PM) Registered user |
I CAN'T. I JUST CAN'T come up with my favorite amberism ever.
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TW4Life |
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Posts: 318 (09/04/07 2:02 PM) Registered user |
Jesus of Najareth wrote: I just watched that earlier today for old time's sake |
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Jesus of Najareth |
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Posts: 392 (09/04/07 2:05 PM) |
A week 1 classic:
DUSTIN: How did you do on your IQ test? AMBER: Really bad.....but Dustin, oh my God. You know Lynne Spellman who does the psyche testing? In interviews, Lynne tells me and goes 'You have just the best psyche tests results I've ever seen, and I've done this for all 8 seasons.' DUSTIN: Really? AMBER: Yeah! She was like, 'Amber, you're a very kind person --' and I AM! I am such a good person. DUSTIN: *nods* AMBER: She goes, 'You don't screw people over' -- AND I DON'T! Dustin, Dustin, I have never screwed anyone over in my life. She goes 'You don't turn your back on your friends' -- AND IT'S TRUE! I have never, never turned my back on a friend, Dustin. She's like 'Amber, honey, you are a very special and rare person. You're very loving and very kind.' She's like 'Amber, you're very outgoing but very introverted.' And that, it just describes me perfectly. |
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nomii |
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Posts: 1239 (09/04/07 2:11 PM) Registered user |
"I manipulated my boyfriend for 3 years"
"I had 2 abortions and lied to my boyfriend about it" omg i miss seahag give her her own reality show! |
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Jesus of Najareth |
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Posts: 394 (09/04/07 2:14 PM) |
Two good montages:
lol @ "God I'm so ridiculous  "
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visa18 |
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Posts: 1067 (09/04/07 2:16 PM) Registered user |
"God, I forgive you for not letting me win PoV"
Or something like that...that is not the direct quote, but I laughed out loud when she said that! She is CRAZY!!!
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TW4Life |
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Posts: 319 (09/04/07 2:29 PM) Registered user |
"My heart just feels everything."
She is such a mess. |
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Ktay |
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Posts: 161 (09/04/07 2:32 PM) Registered user |
Praying the first week about winning veto: "God do the right thing"
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AllMenAreIslands |
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Posts: 22295 (09/04/07 2:35 PM) Registered user |
"God will not let Dustin walk out that door."
(correct me if I'm wrong) |
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kitty white |
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Posts: 6416 (09/04/07 3:23 PM) Registered User |
Mine was already listed by the OP - when in her insane rambling address to God she added "God bless you"
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DietCokeBitch |
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Posts: 6 (09/04/07 5:09 PM) Registered user |
"Mike is in love with me" "Dick has a crush on me" "People love me, you have no idea" "I swear on my daughters life"
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nomii |
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Posts: 1248 (09/04/07 5:11 PM) Registered user |
"I like to hold my boyfriend's penis when he pees"
"Dustin, can I hold your penis when you pee?" |
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Jesus of Najareth |
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Posts: 399 (09/04/07 5:21 PM) |
"Oh my God, I love to play with the condom after my boyfriend cums in it SO MUCH. It's so fun to squish it around, you have no idea!"
"My boyfriend only has sex with me like, once every 2 weeks. He wants to make me appreciate it more." |
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nomii |
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Posts: 1249 (09/04/07 5:23 PM) Registered user |
"I had a vision I would win hoh"
"I had a vision I would win veto" "I had a vision I was final 2 with you jameka" "I had a vision I would win this game" |
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