When it is raining the lowest speed you can use a windshield wiper and still drive the more manly you are. I like to compare myself with other drivers. I am
usually the most virile.
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Windshield Wipers and Virility
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Posts: 387 (08/31/07 10:46 AM) Registered loser
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Zeep |
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Posts: 7310 (08/31/07 10:47 AM) Psycho |
Sorry about your penis, R.
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r |
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Posts: 389 (08/31/07 10:49 AM) Registered loser
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It is bigger than yours!
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Zeep |
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Posts: 7311 (08/31/07 11:02 AM) Psycho |
Nuh-unh!
Uhhh, I've said too much. |
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PennyMontana |
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Posts: 869 (08/31/07 11:13 AM) Registered user |
Good God! Is that what it is. My husband has always driven me up a wall with that shit. He uses that Rainx stuff and hardly ever uses the wipers.
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JohnMcCrankyPants |
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Posts: 58 (08/31/07 11:20 AM) Registered user |
OK r Just what are you trying to say here? |
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r |
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Posts: 396 (08/31/07 11:26 AM) Registered loser
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He uses that Rainx stuff and hardly ever uses the wipers. RainX is the viagra of the windshield wiper masculinity challenge. |
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TC |
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Posts: 3903 (08/31/07 11:29 AM) I Need A Clue
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God help me but this thread title keeps making me sing an eddie rabbit song in my head.
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Zeep |
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Posts: 7312 (08/31/07 11:30 AM) Psycho |
Do you love a rainy night?
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TC |
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Posts: 3905 (08/31/07 11:32 AM) I Need A Clue
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Winsheild wipers slappin time...
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r |
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Posts: 397 (08/31/07 11:33 AM) Registered loser
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Don't be lyricking up my thread!
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Posts: 3907 (08/31/07 11:34 AM) I Need A Clue
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The wipers on the bus go "swoosh swoosh swoosh".
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huskerluv |
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Posts: 473 (08/31/07 11:35 AM) Registered user |
We've had our share of rainx fights. 
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r |
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Posts: 398 (08/31/07 11:36 AM) Registered loser
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Fuck. I wouldn't have started this thread today had I known I was the only male here.
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 4809 (08/31/07 11:38 AM) Registered user |
I derive satisfaction from setting the speed at the perfect point.
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 MMMadcow |
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Posts: 4802 (08/31/07 12:48 PM) Registered User |
I just assumed my husband had to have the wipers going batshit fast becasue he's a twitchy thing. Who knew?
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nekey |
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Posts: 528 (08/31/07 12:57 PM) Registered user |
RainX anti-fog is great for bathroom mirrors.
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matttheduck |
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Posts: 2896 (08/31/07 2:09 PM) Registered User |
It doesn't rain here, so my wipers are pretty much atrophied.
What I win? |
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 5182 (08/31/07 2:24 PM) Registered User |
I can't understand R's post -- at all.
But I do know this: if you aren't sporting at least 18 inchers... get off the road. |
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1000Proof |
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Posts: 2328 (08/31/07 2:27 PM) Registered user |
My windhsield wipers are 14 inches..... in girth....
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HugItOut |
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Posts: 6100 (08/31/07 2:31 PM) Registered User |
I have a friend who I refuse to drive with anymore because he plays the "how long can I go til I can't see without running the wipers" game.
And, like an old lady, I cling onto the oh shit handle. |
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