1. Nicky - SO misunderstood. Hilarious, brooding and totally real.
2. Chanelle - Yes, without Ziggy she could've been a contender but probably would have split the vote with #3.
3. Twins - As one of the resident OTC analysts said, their mental stability throughout the course of things should be applauded (and will be rewarded )
4. Lesley/Jonathan - My all-time favorite elderlies, both possessing a snarky, blunt sense of humor.
6. Amy - Could have kept this boat afloat had the public (and the houseguests) not bought into Carole's cheap shots. I'd qualify her talks about the other HND people as mere gossip rather than game play targeting them out of the house. Interview proved just how genuine she was and I loved her using of Liam that scared him off.
7. Liam - A few choice one-liners when he's not being a dull lump. A class act though that was deserving of the money. Any recent quick bursts of anger can be attributed to the environment if you ask me.
8. Ziggy - I can't forgive how he treated the Chanelle scuffle, but since then he's become one of the finest male HMs of the last few seasons. Mopey, world-weary and so damn funny in spite of himself.
9. Charley - Could have been the next Victor if you take away the for-the-camera drama and Nikki-isms. I can't totally let the acting slide.
10. Jonty - Has revealed to the public that they should embrace their freaky eccentricities because that's what makes a person, not their normalities.
11. Gerry - Pre-crazy, not too bad, but always worried about public image. Still, the realest, least cartoony gay they've had on the show in some time.
12. Carole - Crazy rants have brought warranted drama during lull periods, but she's been mostly background fodder 90% of the time. Probably the biggest game player in there...her mental manipulation has everyone coming out campaigning for her bloated rear and her possession of the kitchen stems from both gluttony and the fact that it's the only role in their that can prevent you from being nominated (because everyone in there is a lazy wannabe-mactor that's never cooked for themselves).
13. Shabnam - Self delusions were occasionally hilarious. OK, very hilarious. Second to Tracey in the "not really a human" category.
14. Kara-Louise - Had more to give us than the editors were willing to take away from Brian, but still too normal for this environment, appearance aside.
15. Tracey - Would be much lower if she hadn't lasted so long. I don't even consider her a human being, just a bunch of cells that are glued together and endlessly questing for nicotine.. The lip-lick/smirk when she had to vote out Gerry nearly had me vomit in my mouth.
16. Seany - A definite waste of space as we all saw coming, but he did have the biggest surprise eviction in quite some time.
17. Billi - Fitting example of how not to scheme.
18. Shanessa - Did she really think she'd last more than a week in there?
19. David - How he earned a slot, I'll never know.
20. Emily - I just can't take much of that behind-the-back bitching and arrogance. Sezer-lite. I did miss that ass after it was gone though.
21. faux-HM - So unconvincing that I'd be tempted to put her at the bottom, but I've got a venomous streak going for Brian and her lovely bod made me want to have a quick wank on occasion.
22. Laura - She said she'd go down as one of the "top 20 HMs"....well, not even of your season. Nobody has ever done less in the house than this beached whale.
23. faux-retard