He forgot to put the seat down and just plopped in.
If I laugh in his face about it, he'll start crying. So I'll laugh about it here.
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My brother fell in the toilet
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Posts: 4487 (08/25/07 3:47 PM) Registered user |
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HugItOut |
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Posts: 6047 (08/25/07 3:48 PM) Registered User |
How old is he?
This gauges the level of funny. |
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Trixie Delight |
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Posts: 20286 (08/25/07 3:56 PM) put Angel in the corner
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When I was 9 months pregnant, I got up in the middle of the night to pee and my husband had left the seat up. Nobody was laughing in the Delight house that night, I can tell you. |
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Posts: 4488 (08/25/07 4:00 PM) Registered user |
HugItOut wrote: He's 5. I'm sadistic, so on the funny gauge it clocks in right around "hysterical". |
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Posts: 6049 (08/25/07 4:02 PM) Registered User |
You would be correct.
That'll learn him. |
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Trixie Delight |
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Posts: 20288 (08/25/07 4:15 PM) put Angel in the corner
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Everything is funny when they're 5. I lurv 5 year olds.
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Posts: 922 (08/25/07 4:22 PM) Registered User |
I'm almost too old to have a five year old CHILD.
tady has a five year old sibling? Who was in charge of checking IDs in here? Kimbob the Shocked |
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Posts: 10156 (08/25/07 4:26 PM) faqmaster |
Nobody was laughing in the Delight house that night I can pretty much guaren-Goddam-tee you that's you're wrong. |
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Posts: 4490 (08/25/07 4:35 PM) Registered user |
Kimbob the Magnificent wrote: I'm 20. Let's just call my brother a surprise for everyone involved and leave it at that. |
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Trixie Delight |
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Posts: 20292 (08/25/07 4:37 PM) put Angel in the corner
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I can pretty much guaren-Goddam-tee you that's you're wrongNot even a fucking snicker. There was blood involved. |
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Posts: 11826 (08/25/07 5:07 PM) Registered user |
Is your brother a turd?
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Posts: 529 (08/25/07 5:18 PM) Registered user |
Poor kid, doesn't even know what's going down online.
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Tres Gay |
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Posts: 1071 (08/25/07 7:19 PM) Registered user |
I got in trouble as a teen when I glued a toilet seat closed and glued the flies to a bunch of tighty-whities closed. Fucking brother was raised in a barn (by
his mom, not mine)
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Posts: 10163 (08/25/07 7:23 PM) faqmaster |
They are so young.
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Posts: 96 (08/25/07 7:24 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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TC wrote: Well fuck.
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Posts: 3528 (08/25/07 7:28 PM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) |
My friend, who went to parochial school, found a baby in one of the toilets of the girls' bathroom. She reported it. But later the
sisters invalidated her experience of this event.
(...emboldened for Tres; cause I don't cave to others' bitching, whining and complaining.) |
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