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LadyGrinningSoul		#701	[-]
Posts: 5 (08/18/07 3:36 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm really missing the recaps... and that cake is so surreal I just have to use it as my avatar. WTF was the frosting made of? And using Corn Nuts as decoration? vomits
shadowdiana		#702	[-]
Posts: 2950 (08/18/07 6:13 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Thanks for the You Tubes, Cousin. Keeps the Aunt Sandy love(?) alive. I particularly enjoyed the replay of the gin parts and the MMPH! I continue to pray our beloved Uncle Al is on vacation, and not a victim of the Yuku purge
NlGHTCRAWLER		#703	[-]
Posts: 9893 (08/18/07 7:21 PM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Aunt Sandy needs to be sluttier. I'm losing interest in her and her damn drunkeness.
pleasepassthepork		#704	[-]
Posts: 320 (08/18/07 11:06 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Does anyone know where Al is? This is sad beyond belief!
Kenscookie		#705	[-]
Posts: 4573 (08/19/07 10:23 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm surprised Al Sharpton hasn't spoken out against this horror. Still no Uncle Al? sigh
Cousin Oliver		#706	[-]
Posts: 2336 (08/19/07 11:05 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	LadyGrinningSoul wrote: I'm really missing the recaps... and that cake is so surreal I just have to use it as my avatar. WTF was the frosting made of? And using Corn Nuts as decoration? vomits LadyGrinningSoul, it was a tub of vanilla frosting, with cocoa powder, vanilla, dna cinnamon mixed in.
Cousin Oliver		#707	[-]
Posts: 2337 (08/19/07 11:11 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Today's YouTube clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onnYWjXooTk Bitch cannot pronounce 'gorgonzola' to save her life. And that is one of the tallest bottles of vodka I have ever seen. I love how the video ends abruptly with her mouth open, ready to perform oral on her producers, the cameraman, the guy who buys her packets of taco seasoning at the Pick-n-Save, just about everyone, I would guess...
LadyGrinningSoul		#708	[-]
Posts: 7 (08/19/07 11:30 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OMG Cousin, that frosting recipe is vile. I hope they rerun the Kwanzaa episode this winter. Right now Aunt Sandy's making some semi-HOmade versions of dishes by Flay and Batali, with questionable results. Her white bean ravioli looked hideous but she gave it a big "Mmmmph" (to paraphrase Al!). I just noticed on this episode, and reviewing some of Al's recaps, that the sky outside Aunt Sandy's kitchen is always bright and sunny with some pleasant clouds passing by over a lush, green orchard. I wonder what world Aunt Sandy's kitchen is located in?
Cousin Oliver		#709	[-]
Posts: 2340 (08/19/07 12:00 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hmmm. Food Network shows seem to be moving towards taping in actual houses. I remember when they were all filmed on soundstages, made to look like they were looking out onto backyards and whatnot. Now, I think only Rachael films on a soundstage, off the top of my head. Oh, and Guy. And the Hearty Boys. Maybe Dave Lieberman, but I don't think he has any windows. runs down schedule in my head Giada films in a real house. So does Paula, and Alton Brown. Aunt Sandy does, unless that's a really well-painted backdrop. You always see cars drive by past Robin Miller's window. Ingrid Hoffman appears to be in a real kitchen, but I'm too busy paying attention at how old she looks closeup. Bobby Flay is always outdoors now. Tyler's "ultimate" kitchen might be a stage. And I always change the channel when I hear Emeril's voice, so I can't say what he does. (edited, because I mistype her name as "Aunt Snady" much too often...) Last Edited By: Cousin Oliver 08/19/07 12:06 PM. Edited 1 times.
Kenscookie		#710	[-]
Posts: 4576 (08/20/07 10:53 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ingrid Hoffman appears to be in a real kitchen, but I'm too busy paying attention at how old she looks closeup. I have never watched her show. Do they use the same "soft focus" filter that they use on "Aunt Snady's" show? I'll bet Aunt Sandy looks like death warmed over without all the smoke n mirrors they use on her set.
chuckersil		#711	[-]
Posts: 275 (08/20/07 11:35 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh Lord.. did anyone watch this weekend's Queen of the Daffodil parade episode? (Or some stupid flower.) I can't believe the "cake" she made. For those of you who didn't see this "soooo smart" cake. She took a store bought round cake, placed it on top of a store bought rectangular cake. Then placed store bought cupcakes - with the cake papers still on - on the rectangle. After that, she pressed store bought daffodil shaped cookies around the cake. A) It was hideous and b) there's no way your "guests" are going to think you made any of it. I think the thing that REALLY chaps me is she tells a story of how she went to dinner with her friends at Mario Battagli's (sp?) restaurant. She excused herself and went into the kitchen AND MADE THIS CAKE, IN HIS KITCHEN, FOR HER FRIENDS. She said the chefs must have thought she was crazy... yeah.. she's freakin insane. What, did she walk into the restaurant with a shopping bag from grocery store? I can just see her at the restaurant: "I know you're a 4 star restaurant, but I really need to make this crappy cake instead of any of the desserts you have."
witch1031		#712	[-]
Posts: 432 (08/20/07 5:05 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Alton Brown films on a soundstage. Used to be a real house but due to complaints and other crap, they built the same set on a soundstage. I miss Al.
Will		#713	[-]
Posts: 22855 (08/20/07 5:19 PM) Not a Registered User anymore Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	chuckersil wrote: Oh Lord.. did anyone watch this weekend's Queen of the Daffodil parade episode? (Or some stupid flower.) I can't believe the "cake" she made. For those of you who didn't see this "soooo smart" cake. She took a store bought round cake, placed it on top of a store bought rectangular cake. Then placed store bought cupcakes - with the cake papers still on - on the rectangle. After that, she pressed store bought daffodil shaped cookies around the cake. A) It was hideous and b) there's no way your "guests" are going to think you made any of it. I think the thing that REALLY chaps me is she tells a story of how she went to dinner with her friends at Mario Battagli's (sp?) restaurant. She excused herself and went into the kitchen AND MADE THIS CAKE, IN HIS KITCHEN, FOR HER FRIENDS. She said the chefs must have thought she was crazy... yeah.. she's freakin insane. What, did she walk into the restaurant with a shopping bag from grocery store? I can just see her at the restaurant: "I know you're a 4 star restaurant, but I really need to make this crappy cake instead of any of the desserts you have." That was pretty much the worst, cheapest, cake I've EVER seen in my LIFE!
SantosLHalper1		#714	[-]
Posts: 735 (08/20/07 8:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'd pretty much kill to see a picture of that cake. No luck so far. DAMMIT AL, WHERE ARE YOU????
chuckersil		#715	[-]
Posts: 278 (08/21/07 9:43 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Will wrote: chuckersil wrote: Oh Lord.. :snip: I can just see her at the restaurant: "I know you're a 4 star restaurant, but I really need to make this crappy cake instead of any of the desserts you have." That was pretty much the worst, cheapest, cake I've EVER seen in my LIFE! Someone in another thread pointed out a few things about that monstrosity of a cake: A: I was probably expensive to "build" for a semi-ho made cake. A half sheet cake costs $25, a round cake $10, 6 cupcakes, $6, a dozen crappy decorated specialty cookies, $6. It probably would have been cheaper to order the cake already built! (I believe those prices are low, too.) B: The overly iced yellow cake would more than likely not be readily available in a grocery store. Ready cakes, even those undecorated, are usually made in colors that are ready for all purpose decorating: White and Brown. Those cakes will sell. Specialty colors usually have to be made. That color yellow is definitely a specialty color.
Kenscookie		#716	[-]
Posts: 4578 (08/21/07 10:30 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I don't know how she can even get away with calling that a "recipe". They're really just instructions on how to take store-bought baked goods and pile them on top of each other. She just forgot to say that you need to have quite a few bluetinis beforehand, because there's no way a sober mind would ever think that pile of shit looks good. Way to show your guests you care enough to make a little effort. Oh, and agreeance that building that catastrophe of a cake definitely cost more than just buying a few ingredients and baking your own cake from scratch.
Kenscookie		#717	[-]
Posts: 4579 (08/21/07 11:27 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I just searched. I can't find a pic of the daffodil cake anywhere. Even the Food Network refuses to put a pic of this monstrosity on their website.
Charlie McTavish		#718	[-]
Posts: 140 (08/21/07 12:02 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Damn. The Food Network website says that cake will serve 8. Each of those freakin cakes would serve 12. Then all those cookies! Not only is she an alcoholic, she's diabetic!
Sweeters		#719	[-]
Posts: 84 (08/21/07 12:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I was searching for THE cake and found this gem. Has anyone ever seen her "cocktail tree?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhAOYtSB5SE
veil 26		#720	[-]
Posts: 433 (08/21/07 10:07 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	witch1031 wrote: Alton Brown films on a soundstage. Used to be a real house but due to complaints and other crap, they built the same set on a soundstage. That useless no-talent lump Gordon Elliott used to film on my 1-lane country road before all of my neighbors sued his fat ass off. Now, a nice lawyer lives there, who does not fill the road with 15 SUVs.

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