Can I say as one of the resident old bags on this board that these pics make me feel a lot better about my skin and midsection. Hell, I'm 46 and some of
these younger stars have more wrinkles than I do. It must be the lack of crack that's preserving me.
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CELEBS -- pre-and-post Airbrush
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Posts: 6 (08/20/07 1:06 PM) Registered user |
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MEDIC30 |
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Posts: 107 (08/20/07 1:16 PM) Registered user |
I agree that you can't airbrush the skank out of Cameron. |
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Posts: 3638 (08/20/07 1:21 PM) Registered user |
The children airbrushing is disturbing. They look totally fake. Like a super race of babies that will steal your soul.
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Baby Please |
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Posts: 91 (08/20/07 1:24 PM) Baby Pees |
PEOPLE!! The babies/children ones on the other page ARE fake, thats why they LOOK FAKE. THEY ARE DOLLS MADE TO LOOK LIKE THE PICS OF THE KIDS. my god.
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Posts: 1983 (08/20/07 1:37 PM) Registered User |
But look at the ribbon on the 1st one -- how'd they get it exact?
I think they dipped the actual kids in plastic, that's what I think. |
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Posts: 2717 (08/20/07 1:49 PM) Registered user |
Because this is what they do:
Total Makeover Retouching This Enhancement Includes: *Curls replaced *Shirt colorized *Irises replaced & moved for eye contact *Lashes added *Stray hairs removed *Blush added *Skin tanned *Brows shaped *Skin blended *Dark circles faded *Background changed *Photo angled & shapened *Overall color & contrast corrected There is an extra charge for a "total makeover." |
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Ann Margret Thatcher |
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Posts: 1984 (08/20/07 1:53 PM) Registered user |
What the hell could a "total makeover" include? These people are fuckin nuts.
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SnarkyMark |
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Posts: 2719 (08/20/07 1:54 PM) Registered user |
Total Makeover Retouching For days when she doesn't feel like sitting through h/m and a photo shoot... This Enhancement Includes: *Mouth Replaced *Hat custom designed to match outfit *Bangs trimmed *Lashes added *Stray hairs removed *Eye liner added *Facial powder added *Skin blended *Cheekbones defined *"Doll Eyes" added *Photo changed from color to black and white *Background changed I guess it really depends on the picture, and how fugly the kid is. |
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Posts: 5757 (08/20/07 1:56 PM) Registered User |
How much are these dolls? They are still creepy and nightmarish.
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SnarkyMark |
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Posts: 2722 (08/20/07 1:58 PM) Registered user |
Total Makeover Retouching:
This applies to photos that need radical changes, including any of the following: Replace hair with an all new hair style Add a hat Replace facial features (a whole new mouth, etc.) $60.00 per photo Someone do this please. |
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Baby Please |
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Posts: 92 (08/20/07 1:58 PM) Baby Pees |
OMG, I was WRONG, WRONG WRONG. Holy fuck. they aren't dolls, sorry guys they just look so much like dolls I thought it was that doll site that we had the
thread about a while ago whereyou send in a pic of your kid and they do a doll that looks like them. So yeah, that is just plain fucked the fuck up.
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Posts: 19703 (08/20/07 1:59 PM) |
Yes, I too would like to know how much the dolls are.
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Posts: 629 (08/20/07 2:05 PM) Registered user |
Again...really really creepy. I thought they were dolls too Beep.
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Posts: 9929 (08/20/07 2:55 PM) >: | |
Snarky or riceme - submit your own pic so that they can make a doll of you. Then post pics.
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Posts: 22839 (08/20/07 4:27 PM) Not a Registered User anymore |
Looking at their site, a lot of the retouching is spot on and small and doesn't totally ruin a photo.
And then there's some like these... 
Christ! On the left, there's a lovely photo that your mom would probably keep framed in the living room for years. On the right, is something that only comes from nightmares and misuse of photoshop. She looks like a drag queen! |
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MsIzzy |
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Posts: 631 (08/20/07 9:08 PM) Registered user |
Lemon Party disturbs me less. Totally serious.
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Ramona Balboa |
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Posts: 1819 (08/21/07 8:00 AM) MESS member |
this thread is terrifying. I was sure those were dolls.
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Posts: 9108 (08/21/07 8:16 AM) mwah |
I was groggy, but now I'm wide awake.
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Posts: 2275 (08/21/07 11:09 AM) Registered User |
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Posts: 740 (08/21/07 11:15 AM) |
Why did I open this thread? Whyyyyyyy??????????????
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