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    Oct 12, 2015#641

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      Oct 12, 2015#642

      Adkillz.

      Eta: CI out next plz.

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        Oct 12, 2015#643

        This is a good ranking

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          Oct 12, 2015#644

          #27 SURVIVOR: COOK ISLANDS



          WINNER: YUL KWON (5-4-0)
          RUNNER-UP: OZZY LUSTH
          ok holy wow this season is so boring/sucks. it's like one long slowwwwwwwwww drawn out storyline of How Yul Is The Best and how Ozzy Rules. it's literally so fucking painstaking to sit through it especially because i actually like the first few episodes but then it slowly goes downhill from there. the main problem would have to be that pretty much everyone was either devoid of entertainment, went early, or didn't get an edit so we wouldn't even know that they were exciting. Thankfully we've received a few survivor LEGENDZ out of this season who then managed to shine outside of this season, but other than that.. there is nothing really to like about this season.

          Imo the race thing.. Isn't offensive lol and now a days they divide the tribes over literally anything sooooo but back then it was a BIG DEAL so everyone freaked out and the show lost a ton of sponsers which  and i mean it was so stupid how it only lasted two episodes. I'd love to see a season where they keep the 4 tribe format for.. at least 4 episodes (at worst there would be a tribe of 1 and like... I really don't see the likelihood of that) cuz i think it's actually a super cool format that lends to a lot of characters being forced to get development. 

          Then the two tribes part was.. kinda lame and basically raro was the main source of entertainment even tho they weren't even that great lol. then the ~mutiny~ happened which made the season go from "meh to good" says some people on the internet but NO, i say. all it did was create the aitu 4 which is one of the 4 most entitled and smug people who only got far because of a superpowered idol. they are one of my LEAST fave final 4s EVAR and ugh it's just so gross to me. the final 3 should have been adam/parvati/candice  

          in conclusion this season fucking sucks. i don't even have much to say about it. stay tuned for the runking of this cast

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            Oct 12, 2015#645

            CI is such a tedious bore :/ The Aitu 4 was TERRIBLE!

            Rebecca "Sea Monster" Borman to be absurdly high ty <3 (also Cao Boi/Jenny along with the obvious people)

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              Oct 12, 2015#646

              I just now noticed that Shii Ann and Brenda have the same Survivor track record. 10th place on their original season and 6th place as a returning player. #AsianQueens

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                Oct 12, 2015#647

                Sundra and Becky for bottom 2 plz. I don't care to accept Yul in bottom 2 tho.

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                  Oct 12, 2015#648

                  Cecilia for Top 3

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                    Oct 12, 2015#649

                    GabrielP wrote:
                    I just now noticed that Shii Ann and Brenda have the same Survivor track record. 10th place on their original season and 6th place as a returning player.
                    Also Laura M

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                      Oct 12, 2015#650

                      You know that a season can be so bad that a very normal tribe like Raro was the main provider for entertainment.

                      Survivor race-war era (CI-Fiji) was basically the predecessor of dark age era (RI-SoPa-OW + Caramoan) and almost cause Survivor to cancel their show.

                      CI race war cast was normal but painfully bland and boring, while Fiji race war cast was slightly interesting, but the tone was painfully vile and negative.

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                        Oct 12, 2015#651

                        I actually really like Becky and Sundra. Yul is by far the most sanctimonious of the Aitu 4, and Ozzy by far the biggest asshole, but Sundra is legit lovely and Becky is incredibly underrated in her role as the season's strategist. (Plus I love the sheer WTFery at both of them managing to make it to Day 38 without ever needing to learn how to make fire. A million bucks just for that, really.)

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                          Oct 12, 2015#652

                          Candice, Jenny and Stephanie to place high. <3

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                            Oct 12, 2015#653

                            Rebecca Borman for last please

                            She has like two moments, one where she is running along and her boobs look like they're going to fly off her body and the other where she starts the game saying "black people can swim" and then proceeds to totally fuck up the swimming portion of a challenge later on (because Brad is good at puzzles!)

                            and that'd be okay if she was in like, three episodes, but Rebecca came eleventh

                            REBECCA BORMAN WAS IN NINE EPISODES OF SURVIVOR

                            I think some people like her because she didn't have an exit confessional and she totally lived up to her name but that. is. not. a. reason.

                            Indifference is worse than hate which is why Rebecca is a bottom 10 contestant for me. Nine episodes of being so deathly unremarkable.
                            JESUS CHRIST

                            Stephannie Favor to place highest out of the prejurors, mashed potato g.oddess

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                              Oct 12, 2015#654

                              The mutinees and Cowboy to slay this ranking plz

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                                Oct 12, 2015#655

                                Am I the only one kinda hoping Flicka does well in this ranking? lol

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                                  Oct 12, 2015#656

                                  Flicka is the worst of the white people

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                                    Oct 12, 2015#657

                                    Penner literally wears a fedora and is responsible for that e1 title quote

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                                      Oct 12, 2015#658

                                      Ozzy and Yul is the only acceptable bottom 2 for a CI ranking. Okay thanks goodbye.

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                                        Oct 12, 2015#659

                                        agreed

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                                          Oct 12, 2015#660

                                          Firestorm wrote:
                                          Complimentary material for the John writeup:




                                          So basically John is a gem.
                                          Legit lol @ Colton's response. I hope he reads all of these threads and keyboard rages (6)

                                          Anyway Helen is overrated and is just a naggy bore who complained about water runs all day long NO THANKS. Also Brian is unintentionally great just by virtue of being so comically out of touch.

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