Last night we were watching the USC game. My dad is alumni and a raving USC fan. Well, USC was playing poorly, and he was getting piss-drunk on wine. After the game, he gets on the phone and starts talking to a friend about how he's going to drive around town to whatever bars and not to worry because he's not drunk.
He hangs up the phone, and I ask, You're not going out driving tonight?
Why?
Because you've drunk a lot. And your blood-alcohol level is over .08.
I haven't drunk in three hours. (This was a blatant lie.)
You've been drinking wine. It's not like beer. There's a lot more alcohol in wine than beer.
So?
Friends don't let friends drive drunk. (I pulled that one out. He doesn't seem to care.)
I don't know if he did go out. I went to bed. Right now, he's snoring, so at least he's safe. But I still don't know what to do with him.


















