My darn cat, Wally, is pregnant again. She looks like she's going to burst.
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Posts: 2730 (05/24/08 3:29 AM) Registered user |
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Shag |
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Posts: 4850 (05/24/08 7:26 AM) Still OT Forum Dominator
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Pull out next time.
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searcher86 |
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Posts: 2075 (05/24/08 8:55 AM) Registered User |
Bob Barker hates you.
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merkyl |
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Posts: 53493 (05/24/08 9:34 AM) Registered loser |
Was Drew Carey legally obligated to keep droning on about that as part of the deal for him getting that gig?
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 18146 (05/24/08 9:48 AM) MESS member |
and why didn't you get her spayed?
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 goner1 |
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Posts: 4786 (05/24/08 12:04 PM) Registered User |
or neutered?
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shower puss |
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Posts: 1474 (05/24/08 12:39 PM) Registered user |
Or both? There's a two-fer-one sale.
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Posts: 1052 (05/24/08 12:57 PM) |
Your cat is a whore.
Now time for a true story. There was a cat in my neighborhood when I was growing up, a total whore much like your Wally. One of the many litters she had somewhere out in the streets decided to spend the night in my parents' car - under the hood, on top of the engine. After driving for two minutes the next day, we heard the meowing. We had nearly bbqd three kitties, who then scratched the hell out of my mom as she tried to save them from certain death. The lesson is SPAY/NEUTER YOUR PETS IF YOU'RE GOING TO LET THEM ROAM THE STREETS. (Note: if this is a case of animal-human breeding, I totally approve. Take pictures of the mutants for us to see, k?) |
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Posts: 2731 (05/24/08 2:45 PM) Registered user |
My cat is repeatedly raped by this big orange monster. I feel bad for her.
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Posts: 1057 (05/24/08 2:56 PM) |
LKMOSCAR wrote:
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Posts: 18151 (05/24/08 3:07 PM) MESS member |
take her to the vet and have her spayed/neutered or whatevered so she doesn't get preggo again
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Posts: 16024 (05/24/08 3:17 PM) >: | |
Your female cat is named WALLY?
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 18152 (05/24/08 3:19 PM) MESS member |
Wallensia?
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LKMOSCAR |
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Posts: 2734 (05/24/08 3:26 PM) Registered user |
NlGHTCRAWLER wrote: Yeah. And I have a male cat named Raspushion. |
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