Thank you daaaling. Anyway, being a top model means more than just being fierce in a photo, or fabulous on the runway, or relatable and marketable to all people, or having the ability to diagram all the parts of a mathematical model, or being converted into a vehicle model. It's the ability to do all that at once PLUS dealing with many haphazard, sexy probably dangerous lafftastic challenges and inconsistent criticisms from our judges. For those who make it to the top, though, the rewards are a-MAY-zing. So, you wanna be on top?
Well? Sign up bitches, or I'll eat your souls. Trust. Also, fierce, ribs, tranny, be a ho but make it fashion, not fat, purple monkey dishwater.






Don't tempt me by not picking me!!!!









