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(04/30/08 9:25 AM)

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Hey guys, this isn't a cheap ploy to get yet another Jason thread started but if he were to start a side concession stand he would have lots and lots of nifty things to offer. I mean douches, donuts, sticks, jugular floss. HOORAY!

But how could we boost the other survivor vendor sales?

Frank--antlers, elephant mating scent spray, pizza for one, American Beauty DVDs, Brandon glossy 8 x 10's

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(04/30/08 9:29 AM)

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Ambwhore could sell autographed copies of her brilliant tome ...

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(04/30/08 9:30 AM)

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OMG is that for real?

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(04/30/08 10:44 AM)

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Jonathan could sell redemption.

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(04/30/08 10:49 AM)

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YES! Excellent, Buffy!

I was hoping someone would come in (noobs and trolls welcome) and share their amazing insights. You guys are better at this than me. More of that^

WOOT!

LOL @ the guidebook. I thought it said "coobook" at first.

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(04/30/08 11:40 AM)

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ZombieLinda - Adventures of Lividmanda characters Bobbleheads.

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(04/30/08 12:43 PM)

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James could be the spokesman for 'Bats On A Stick," a low-fat snack coming soon to a food court near you.

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(04/30/08 12:47 PM)

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I hear that Butch still sells his own wood.

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(04/30/08 1:54 PM)

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Shame on you for calling Butch a male prostitute!

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(04/30/08 2:32 PM)

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token lunatic wrote:
OMG is that for real?

Oh yeah, it certainly is. Check out the customer reviews at Amazon. Several of them were written by Sucksters. Shouldn't be too hard to figure out which ones.

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(04/30/08 9:13 PM)

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5 of 9 people found the following review helpful:

It wasn't anything special, April 28, 2006

By	Whatevia Santiago

I hope that when I'm in my mid 20's I won't wear be wearing a childish t-shirt that broadcasts my co-dependency on a knuckle-dragging man. After reading part of this, all I could do was stand there frozen, with a shocked, disgusted look on my face, oblivious to the world around me. I can't say that any part of this empty-headed garbage impressed me. The book wasn't good, either.

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(04/30/08 9:24 PM)

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BUTCH IS A MALE DINGDONG

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(04/30/08 9:25 PM)

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BuffyTheThreadSlayer wrote:

Jonathan could sell redemption.

A Dying Clown

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(05/01/08 5:54 AM)

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Sally Schuman should sell seashells by the seashore

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(05/01/08 9:18 AM)

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Sally Schuman should sell seashells by the seashore

Step away from the crack pipe, go out to the garage and find a hammer. Then smash all of your fingers so that you can never type again. Or go back to your old hobby where you slapped a handful of crisco between your asscheeks and played "how many cucumbers can I fit in today?"

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Ugly on the inside