I remember the first time a chick put my balls into her mouth. Actually, it started off with some playful tonguing, but eventually she got pretty into it,
gently massaging them while staring up at me wistfully. As any man who's shaved their balls knows, it's really an act of love towards women. It's
one thing for me to smack a bitch and tell her to suck my balls, but it's another thing entirely to actually present them and have them be all gross and
hairy. So please, shave your balls.
Think of the children, and think of their balls.
Think of the children, and think of their balls.







