On her holiday epi she made a "Kwanzaa Cake" out of a store-bought angelfood cake, canned icing, canned apple pie filling dumped in the middle, garnished with Corn Nuts. What. The. Fuck.
"It's cocktail time! Whooo!"
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shadycat |
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There can't be a gazillion food network threads without one for this trainwreck - "Seventy percent store-bought ingredients, Thirty percent homemade and creative touches"
On her holiday epi she made a "Kwanzaa Cake" out of a store-bought angelfood cake, canned icing, canned apple pie filling dumped in the middle, garnished with Corn Nuts. What. The. Fuck. "It's cocktail time! Whooo!"
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jessica has spoken |
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I HATE THIS BITCH. 97% of what she cooks looks like shit. The other 3% is just the cocktails. AND WHY OH WHY does she always talk about her ugly fucking "tablescapes" and her "window treatments"!??!?!?!!? GOD BITCH GET A LIFE.
My daughter loves the song that plays in the intro/outro to the commercial break though, so that's cute. BUT YEAH. YOU AND YOUR FAKE BOOBIES SUCK SANDRA LEE. Ok. I did make a fruit pie she made once, and it was good, but that was it! gRRR! |
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Kwanzaa cake sounds hilarious.
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shadycat |
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I'm sure it tastes hilarious too.
![]() Note the gelatinous apple filling, corn nuts, and full-size taper candles as decoration. Nothing says celebrating your pride in your African heritage like a shitty cake. Omarosa is not amused.
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nomiii |
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omg
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PAPAYOKE |
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The bitch must die.
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Pink Karnation |
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Shut the hell up!
Sandra Lee kicks ass! |
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Wuming Shi |
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Oh! I was wondering when someone was going to start this one!
![]() That.is.just.WRONG. Plus, doesn't she guzzle cocktails all the time? Must be to get rid of the bad taste from all that shit. |
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chill your lost |
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Snadra couldn't do anything without her seasoning packets and her licker. I love to watch her just to snark on her. I <3 the Semi-Ho just so I can hate her.
Oh, and her poor neice, Stephanie, picking up all her "tricks of the trade". I just want to scoop that girl up and get her the heck outta of Snadra's grip before it's too late. Oh and her kocktails are outofcontrol. |
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Remote33 |
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Her ingredients are simply impossible to find.
Like, "Two tablespoons of butter, one cup of flour and two bottles of wild orchid oil infused with essence of goat liver." Who the fuck has that or even knows where to buy it? |
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yummymom |
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Her recioes are nasty and her voice is like nails on a chalk board.
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Pencake |
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90% of the eps have her making drinks. She's flammable at this point.
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RobeyT |
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I like her recipe for beer-baked beans (one complete bottle of dark lager). It ain't no beanie-weenies for the kiddiots!
*runs & hides* |
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cindidindi76 |
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Ugh. I watched this show when I was stuck in the nursing home, because there was NOTHING else on at the same time, and she sucks almost as bad as Rachel Ray. Half the shows on Food Network I watch just to talk shit about the hosts.
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cindidindi76 |
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Oops. I got post flooded and then it posted anyways. Ain't EZ great?
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pleasepassthepork |
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She's awful.
She's annoying to listen to and cooks crap. |
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Pencake |
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![]() Her cupcakes... More proof that she's crazy. |
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Remote33 |
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This woman needs to work with Tyra. They'd go hand in hand.
I can just see it now: Tyra Franks 3 hot dog buns 3 Oscar Meyer beef franks Chopped onions Ketchup Scandinavian mayonnaise infused with otter placenta oil and shaved Polynesian tree-bark |
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Pencake |
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Wowzers45 |
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All her stuff just seems so over-seasoned and rushed. She can be making a perfectly acceptable dish, then it's like "Add 14 packets of Taco Bell taco seasoning, then 47 Beef Buillon Cubes" No wonder she needs all that booze.
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BBRentalz54 |
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Why is it that everytime she makes one of her shitty cakes, she sticks like 5 foot-long candlesticks in the center???
This bitch would not even have a show if they stopped making packets of taco seasoning and jello. |
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