For the first time in years, it seemed like we finally had another nice, sweet, wholesome little girl to root for in a sea of bloodthirsty sharks. Michelle was a breath of fresh air with the support of many! And then she was voted off. 
Well, be happy you didn't get too attached because this new breed of America's sweetheart has a horny streak. Much like how adorable Elisabeth Filarski transformed into the Fascist Fembot Elisabeth Hasselbeck, pure childlike Michelle has turned into the whore of babylon to pass around at Survivor conventions.
We already saw her playfully kiss Eliza, but now she's moved on to OPEN MOUTH kissing with the alien life form.
Jesus only knows what else they've done.
Another shocking revelation in Michelle's story was the rumor that Sylvia started about her being willingly gangbanged by 2-3 men in the jury house. We all knew it couldn't be true! Michelle is a chaste angel of God, and even if she did do those things, she'd surely have higher standards than the likes of Rocky, Alex, and Edgardo!
Oh wait.
A moment of silence for our nice Michelle. Stacy Kimball 4eva.
Well, be happy you didn't get too attached because this new breed of America's sweetheart has a horny streak. Much like how adorable Elisabeth Filarski transformed into the Fascist Fembot Elisabeth Hasselbeck, pure childlike Michelle has turned into the whore of babylon to pass around at Survivor conventions.
We already saw her playfully kiss Eliza, but now she's moved on to OPEN MOUTH kissing with the alien life form.
Jesus only knows what else they've done.
Another shocking revelation in Michelle's story was the rumor that Sylvia started about her being willingly gangbanged by 2-3 men in the jury house. We all knew it couldn't be true! Michelle is a chaste angel of God, and even if she did do those things, she'd surely have higher standards than the likes of Rocky, Alex, and Edgardo!
Oh wait.
A moment of silence for our nice Michelle. Stacy Kimball 4eva.
For serious.
