WHO WILL BE THE NEXT BB PRESIDENT: The best of the
best battle out and only one will become the BB9 President?
CANDIDATE #1
The Big, The Fat, The gigantic MANBEARPIG! aka RYNO THE RYAN!
"My Bro's... My Hoes.. We as a nation who is thrived upon food! Shall no longer be hungry!"
CANDIDATE #2
Bible-Jerkin, Nose Picking, Ball Scratching Lovable Funny googely eyed freak A-Balla aka ADAM
" Why Must we suffer? GET RID OF THE FAT BITCHES! For all you crazy fucktards... Bible School is on the way!"
CANDIDATE #3
Big Porn Star Penis... Donkey Kong Schlong ... Pink Bush Bicycle Riding, Free spirited, Total Hypocrite, Self-Righteous Dildo aka JAMES!
" I once was homeless.. I Will always be homeless... And together we will become Homeless!, Keeping your word is what integrity means to all"
CANDIDATE # 4
The Ugly... The Old ... The Self-Centered Bitch Herself... Miss SINGLE With A SON? KNOW THAT? SHEBOT aka Sheila
" For all you SINGLE Moms... With A Minor Who is at home... Maybe with guns.. Maybe doing Drugs.. But Minors nonetheless.. This is for You"
CANDIDATE #5
Woobie sucking... Woobie Fucking.... Fingering the Woobie itself...Getting rejected by an electrician... Put it up for BEEBIES aka Sharon
" my fellow BEEBIES ... A vote for me.. is a vote for Hamsters.. and is therefore a vote for houseguests .... Help a Beebie Gurl out will ya!"
CANDIDATE #6
Naughty Nice Nat; Blowjob Giving; Crazy stalker who will be married to Matt! And become Mattalie! It's god's secret blowjob lover aka Nat
"God will do me right... he will avenge my Matty ... We shall keep respect for women... ABORTIONS ARE FINE! You here me! Vote for Matty!
CANDIDATE # 7
GAY PRIDE; Homosexual; Mouth ripping; Sex craving ; Fat *@$ who happens to be a drama queen/princess; Tells it like it is;Gay Guy aka Joshua
" Women are like objects... The only thing they have is pussy and tits... Men should be able to abuse those cunts! Who's with Me?"
AND LASTLY CANDIDATE # 8 (Soon to be evicted)
The Ugly twat Cunt herself... Yelling bitch... A girl who isn't afraid to yell and tell it like it is... VOTE FOR CUNTSIA aka Chelsia
" Being bitchy.... Having sex with porn stars... are all alright in my book... but killing babies is not... My people.... WE Must Not abuse rights!"
Do these 8 Houseguests have what it takes to become a Big Brother President.. 8 of the fellow houseguests will take a polygraphic test and the only thing separating them from becoming president is telling the Truth.. The Whole Truth.. And Nothing but the Truth. Can these 8 Hamsters Outwit...Outplay... and Outlast the others? Do they have what it takes to be LOST in a house... with nothing but each other... where they must find food for themselves, and ultimitly vote each other out... Who will run the race and win the grand prize of being a BB President without being last during each leg? Can they escape from getting Fired? From going to Prison? And survive this epic adventure?
Only time will tell... tune into Big Brother 9: PRESIDENT EDITION .... In the mean time the presidents to be will be getting a visit from a very special president who will crown the winner himself.... Evel Bush will be coming back into this house and everyone will be in for a surprise
http://www.cbs.com/primetime/big_brother_9/contest/get_involved/
CANDIDATE #1
The Big, The Fat, The gigantic MANBEARPIG! aka RYNO THE RYAN!
"My Bro's... My Hoes.. We as a nation who is thrived upon food! Shall no longer be hungry!"
CANDIDATE #2
Bible-Jerkin, Nose Picking, Ball Scratching Lovable Funny googely eyed freak A-Balla aka ADAM
" Why Must we suffer? GET RID OF THE FAT BITCHES! For all you crazy fucktards... Bible School is on the way!"
CANDIDATE #3
Big Porn Star Penis... Donkey Kong Schlong ... Pink Bush Bicycle Riding, Free spirited, Total Hypocrite, Self-Righteous Dildo aka JAMES!
" I once was homeless.. I Will always be homeless... And together we will become Homeless!, Keeping your word is what integrity means to all"
CANDIDATE # 4
The Ugly... The Old ... The Self-Centered Bitch Herself... Miss SINGLE With A SON? KNOW THAT? SHEBOT aka Sheila
" For all you SINGLE Moms... With A Minor Who is at home... Maybe with guns.. Maybe doing Drugs.. But Minors nonetheless.. This is for You"
CANDIDATE #5
Woobie sucking... Woobie Fucking.... Fingering the Woobie itself...Getting rejected by an electrician... Put it up for BEEBIES aka Sharon
" my fellow BEEBIES ... A vote for me.. is a vote for Hamsters.. and is therefore a vote for houseguests .... Help a Beebie Gurl out will ya!"
CANDIDATE #6
Naughty Nice Nat; Blowjob Giving; Crazy stalker who will be married to Matt! And become Mattalie! It's god's secret blowjob lover aka Nat
"God will do me right... he will avenge my Matty ... We shall keep respect for women... ABORTIONS ARE FINE! You here me! Vote for Matty!
CANDIDATE # 7
GAY PRIDE; Homosexual; Mouth ripping; Sex craving ; Fat *@$ who happens to be a drama queen/princess; Tells it like it is;Gay Guy aka Joshua
" Women are like objects... The only thing they have is pussy and tits... Men should be able to abuse those cunts! Who's with Me?"
AND LASTLY CANDIDATE # 8 (Soon to be evicted)
The Ugly twat Cunt herself... Yelling bitch... A girl who isn't afraid to yell and tell it like it is... VOTE FOR CUNTSIA aka Chelsia
" Being bitchy.... Having sex with porn stars... are all alright in my book... but killing babies is not... My people.... WE Must Not abuse rights!"
Do these 8 Houseguests have what it takes to become a Big Brother President.. 8 of the fellow houseguests will take a polygraphic test and the only thing separating them from becoming president is telling the Truth.. The Whole Truth.. And Nothing but the Truth. Can these 8 Hamsters Outwit...Outplay... and Outlast the others? Do they have what it takes to be LOST in a house... with nothing but each other... where they must find food for themselves, and ultimitly vote each other out... Who will run the race and win the grand prize of being a BB President without being last during each leg? Can they escape from getting Fired? From going to Prison? And survive this epic adventure?
Only time will tell... tune into Big Brother 9: PRESIDENT EDITION .... In the mean time the presidents to be will be getting a visit from a very special president who will crown the winner himself.... Evel Bush will be coming back into this house and everyone will be in for a surprise
http://www.cbs.com/primetime/big_brother_9/contest/get_involved/
What a waste of time 
This is pathetic... I'm finally losing it... I'm talking to myself 
